Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Want Another Brad Pitt Situation With Justin Theroux

Oh, Jennifer Aniston. She had such a bad rap as a serial dater and desperate harpy - that is, before she settled down with fiancé Justin Theroux (which earned her the title of homewrecker, considering he was in another relationship at the time). Still, I can't help but like her for reasons I can't explain, so don't ask me. Perhaps it's a mix of my attachment to Friends, slight pity/solidarity over the whole Brad/Angelina thing and jealousy over how amazing her hair is at all times. Either way, I'm Team Jen. ...

Russell Brand Thinks Katy Perry Was Perfect From Top To Bottom (I Heard THAT!)

There's something you need to know before we go any further: Katy Perry is my girl and I won't have a bad word said against her. I mean, obviously you can say whatever you want about her because we're all adults here and there's such a thing as free speech and some people don't like pop stars, even ironically, but I won't hear it. It'll go in one ear and out the other because I think she's great, okay? I mean, have you actually listened to Teenage Dream? Have you seen Part of Me 3D? Have you looked at her? Sh...

Kevin Bacon Plays Angry Birds on the Subway, Loves Being Recognized

I think it's pretty safe to say that Kevin Bacon's heyday is over. Like, good run and all, bro, but now's the time when you enjoy all that Footloose money and chillax a bit, you know? No such luck, unfortunately - he's all over T-Mobile UK ads and the subway, apparently, where he likes to play Angry Birds on his phone and be recognized by fans. From The Observer: "Fame is very much a double-edged sword. I had a prosthetic disguise made, because I wanted to see what it would be like not to ...

Surprise! Chris Brown Lied About Doing Community Service

The world is an unjust place where children are starving, senseless wars are destroying countries and killing people and the walking shit stain known as Chris Brown hasn't had his ass beaten raw before being thrown away to rot in a jail cell for all of eternity. After narrowly escaping charges from Frank Ocean for jumping him in a studio parking lot, however, he may still be in trouble with the law for violating his probation by lying about actually doing any community service. From TMZ: Br...

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Jon Hamm's penis is on the prowl again [The Superficial] Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow like riding in helicopters together [Lainey Gossip] Katherine McPhee thinks it's okay to wear a belly shirt during a NYC winter [Splash News Online] James Cameron won't get sued over Avatar, after all [Starpulse] Kim Kardashian's doctor thinks Kris Humphries is messing up her pregnancy [TMZ] Bar Rafaeli's GoDaddy ad took 65 takes to shoot [The Blemish] Daniel Radcliffe doesn't mind making fun of himself [TheBERRY] Jessica Alba's got a ...

Demi Lovato Blames Her Fellow Celebs For Her Eating Disorder

Demi Lovato has been through a lot - self-harming, a serious struggle with bulimia, rehab, having to date a Jonas Brother... you get the picture. While she's doing a lot better now (despite breaking her foot on a shiny floor), she's still pretty pissed off that people in Hollywood don't talk all that much about the pressures and fame and own up to their own struggles with body image, because if they had, she might not have had to deal with it herself. From Cosmo On Campus (via DigitalSpy): "...

LeAnn Rimes Is a Total Bitch, Was Never Remorseful For Affair, Says Brandi Glanville

It's heeeere - your first LeAnn Rimes/Brandi Glanville/Eddie Cibrian post on my watch. Hopefully it'll be your last, as well, but no promises. All I can do is try my best, people. Anyway, we all know the story: Eddie cheated on Brandi during their marriage with that anorexic harlot LeAnn (who was also cheating on her now ex-husband, as well) and it caused a whole hell of a lot of trouble and spawned far too many stories in the press that no one really cared about. But wait, there's more! Apparently...

‘The Hangover III’ is Going to Be a Really Audacious Movie

The Hangover III pictures, photos I will be honest - I appreciated the humor in the first two films, but I didn't really enjoy them. For the record, Bachelorette is my favorite movie of the "people-getting-wasted-at/before-weddings-and-do-crazy-shit" genre, but hey, I'd watch just about anything starring Bradley Cooper. Because I like Bradley Cooper a freakin' lot.  Obviously. Did you guys even know that they were filming The Hangover III?!  Well, I didn't either, but now we all do, so let's check out what it's going to ...

For Your Viewing Pleasure: ‘The East’ Trailer

  I am not being sarcastic - if you are even just a little bit like me, I am sure that you will take a certain twisted kind of pleasure in watching Ellen Page in a thriller about guerrilla activists having their revenge on the all-powerful, evil corporate clique that poisons the environment and the minds of the people.  Insert Occupy Wall Street jokes here. I am so excited about seeing this, I almost wish it was real life. />   I am not being sarcastic - if you are even just a little bit like me, I am sure that you will take a certain twisted kind of pleasure in watching Ellen Page in a thriller about guerrilla activists having their revenge on the all-powerful, evil corporate clique that poisons the environment and the minds of the people.  Insert Occupy Wall Street jokes here. I am so excited about seeing this, I almost wish it was real life....

Hailee Steinfeld Makes My Heart Flutter, Then Breaks It

Hailee Steinfeld pictures, photos Hailee Steinfeld is just too gorgeous for words, but I must try anyway. Fashion Week is almost here, and we will have the fantastic opportunity to enjoy numerous front-row celeb sightings at the runaways in Paris, Milan, London and (my favorite) New York , because if there's one place celebrities feel more at home other than at a red carpet premiere, it's a fashion show.  I guess they are attracted by the in free clothes, the champagne and the abominable numbers worn by sickly stick figu...

Amy Adams is Cute but Wrong

Amy Adams, Oscar Nominees Luncheon photos, pictures The Oscars are just a few weeks away and, to our pleasure, Hollywood is buzzing with celebs congregating at luncheons, dinners, photo-ops and then some more luncheons and dinners.  While browsing through some of the images from these star-studded events, I stumbled upon Amy Adams in a purple dress that made me cringe and disapprovingly  shake my head. Tsk-tsk, Amy... This is not how you strike a pose, unless you are someone's unmarried aunt in the privacy of your own home on a Sunday afternoon, and you wan...

Stache + Six Pack + Photoshop = Disaster

David Beckham photos, pictures David Beckham is the guy who, thanks to his divine body, magically popularized the game of soccer in the States among women and men alike.  Women want to do him, men want to be like him and hell, even some men want to do him, too!  Beckham is also probably the only guy in the world who finds Victoria Beckham to be talented in any other than the procreative sense, but this only speaks well of him.  In a business where marriages have the average expiration date of a dairy product*, Becks and Vic...