Hi guys! So I love sharing my favorite products and beauty and fashion tips with you all and I wanted to do my first mommy blog today to tell you about these new J Brand jeans I received. They are these super comfy maternity jeans with soft, stretchy side panels in the front and they are absolutely amazing! I feel like I’m back to my old self and I’m so happy! With this being my first pregnancy I’ve been finding it really difficult to find clothes that are comfortable and fit me well, but these are great. Are there any other moms to be out there who have tried these? I’d love to hear you pregnancy tips too!! :-) Xo
So, basically you stopped wearing clothes that were 10x too small for you and got... maternity clothes. For pregnant people like yourself. Listen, we're all about feminism here and women can wear whatever they want, whenever they want, but I love how it was a mindblowing experience to discover that she didn't have to squeeze herself into skinny jeans and chiffon button-down tops and could actually go for an elastic waist. Hell, I'm not even pregnant and I choose an elastic waist for the majority of the week (hell yeah, leggings!).
It's also a shame that Kim has to solicit "pregnancy tips" which to most humans is just "common sense". Maybe someone should make sure to tell her to take prenatal vitamins and eat lots of fruits and vegetables so her unborn baby gets as much nutrition as possible. While we're offering tips, let her know she'll need to buy diapers, which will need to be changed when the little one takes a shit. Good lord. />Lord, give me strength. Kim Kardashian's reserves of stupid shit to say to reporters must be hitting an all-time low as she's been coming out with some real clunkers lately. If possible, I think being pregnant with Kanye's baby has dulled what was left of her brain cells, as now she's talking about how wearing maternity clothes makes her feel like who she was before getting knocked up. I don't even know.
From her "Mommy Blog" (Kill me now!):
Hi guys! So I love sharing my favorite products and ...
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It's allegedly the two of them leaving the party...
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That's hilarious! This is like The Office funny. Oh my God, he released a statement just now, it gets even funnier:
I learned of my s...
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From US Weekly:
Practice makes perfect! After facing some backlash over her emotional Golden Globe, SAG and BAFTA acceptance speeches, Anne Hathaway worked very hard on preparing her thank-you for the Oscars.
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From The New York Post:
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From E! News:
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From Montana's Big J Radio Show (via DigitalSpy):
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Movie and TV tidbits - nostalgia ...
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Shine on, you crazy diamond:
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From TMZ,
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Bobby pled no contest to the charges today. He was sente...