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Lindsay Lohan's parents have to be competing in some sort of "worst parent ever" contest. Mother Dina is working on a memoir that reveals how awful her husband, Michael Lohan/Lindsay's father is. And Michael is writing a memoir about how awful Dina is. And Lindsay is stuck in the middle getting Botox.
Though it seemed like Dina told all when she appeared in a, shall we say, unfocused state on...
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. [...]Â Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure.
Hee hee, puffy! That's some creative phrasing.
So let's get to some standouts, for better or for worse.
The 55th Annual Grammy Awards happened last night and all that means to me is that we get to "Ooh!" and "Ahh!" and "WTF?" over what everyone was wearing. There were guidelines this year for what attendees could and could not wear. I mean, really! Here are some highlights:
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. [...]Â Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure.
Hee hee, puffy! That's some cre...