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Rihanna and Chris Brown get the side-eye from a concerned Indian woman [The Superficial] Justin Timberlake is hosting art exhibits now, apparently [Lainey Gossip] Kim Kardashian has a pregnancy stylist - of course she does! [Yeeeah] Behind-the-scenes photos from some of your favourite films [theBERRY] Charlize Theron looked pretty good at a Berlin film festival [Celebitchy] Katy Perry and John Mayer are wearing matching outfits already? [Bohomoth] Lindsay Lohan has been beggi...

Jessica Chastain Totally Doesn’t Hate Jennifer Lawrence

Jessica Chastain is tired of asshole reporters claiming she hates people she doesn't - namely Jennifer Lawrence. Showbiz Spy claimed sometime late last year that Chastain became angry with Lawrence after the latter portrayed her during her hosting gig on SNL. First of all, who gets mad over an SNL sketch? Oh, that's right - nobody. Second of all, this story is just more bullshit made up by papers to pit women against each other and make us all seem like catty bitches incapable of having a) a...

Helen Mirren Looks to ‘America’s Next Top Model’ For Fashion Inspiration

Helen Mirren is a film legend, so she could show up at an awards show in a paper bag with a mop end for a wig and old KFC buckets for shoes and no one could say shit because she's doing her and has earned the right to do so. She didn't quite go that far at last night's BAFTAs in London, but she did take a popular hair trend to the pensioner set by dyeing her hair a lovely shade of bubblegum pink, an idea she got from... an unlikely source, shall we say. From People: "I saw it on Americaâ€...

Lindsay Lohan’s Parents Are Each Writing Memoirs

[caption id="attachment_123673" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Image via NY Daily News"]lindsay lohan dina lohan 2013[caption id="attachment_123673" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Image via NY Daily News"][/caption] Lindsay Lohan's parents have to be competing in some sort of "worst parent ever" contest. Mother Dina is working on a memoir that reveals how awful her husband, Michael Lohan/Lindsay's father is. And Michael is writing a memoir about how awful Dina is. And Lindsay is stuck in the middle getting Botox. Though it seemed like Dina told all when she appeared in a, shall we say, unfocused state on...

Grammy Fashion 2013

The 55th Annual Grammy Awards happened last night and all that means to me is that we get to "Ooh!" and "Ahh!" and "WTF?" over what everyone was wearing. There were guidelines this year for what attendees could and could not wear. I mean, really! Here are some highlights:
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. [...] Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure.
Hee hee, puffy! That's some creative phrasing. So let's get to some standouts, for better or for worse.
carly rae jepsen grammy dressThe 55th Annual Grammy Awards happened last night and all that means to me is that we get to "Ooh!" and "Ahh!" and "WTF?" over what everyone was wearing. There were guidelines this year for what attendees could and could not wear. I mean, really! Here are some highlights: Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. [...] Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure. Hee hee, puffy! That's some cre...

Melissa McCarthy Gets Called a “Female Hippo” by Rex Reed: A Story in .Gifs

melissa mccarthy pics Listen, Identity Thief seems like a pretty sub-par comedy despite its genius stars, Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy. The script is weak and the plotline is corny, but thankfully the actors save it from being a total disaster by being masters of gesture, delivery and physical comedy. While it might seem natural to criticise a shitty movie for the above shortcomings, Rex Reed - the Grumpy Old Man in human form film critic for The New York Observer - did nothing of the sort. Instead, he concentrated on insulting McCarthy about her weight w...

Lil Mama Will Play Left Eye in the TLC Biopic

Prepare to twist your face into a "What the hell?" squint, because Lil Mama is set to play the role of Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes in the upcoming TLC biopic. Two questions: 1. Why is Lil Mama still working? 2. Why is there a TLC biopic? (I mean, CrazySexyCool was classic and all, but really?) The casting news was revealed by MC Lyte, who described Lil Mama to Hip Hollywood as a "talented lady whose chances were cut short".  Uh, cut short by what, her crashing the stage at the MTV VMAs in 20...

So, Mark Wahlberg Was Kind of Drunk During an Interview

Mark Wahlberg was promoting his upcoming film Broken City on the UK's  The Graham Norton Show on Friday night, but something in the water wasn't clean. Or, well, it wasn't water, because the Funky Bunch's frontman seemed a little less than sober. The highlight of the appearance had to be a very flushed Mark sitting on Graham's lap while playing with his nipples. And by "highlight" I mean "uncomfortable event I will never unsee". Sarah Silverman was also on the episode, and you know shit is going...

Poor Kate Gosselin Is the Victim of Adult Bullying

kate gosselin pics Poor, unfortunate soul Kate Gosselin. It seems that all the hair extensions, Botox and Lumineer-fitting in the world can't shield you from the cruel world outside, because the reality star turned whatever the hell she is now has been bullied relentlessly by the big bad Internet. Let's all give her a collective "awww!" and tell her it'll be okay. From Bullyville: I've been bullied. A lot. Sadly, I'm not unlike many people in today's society. When people think of 'bullies', they likely think ...

Toni Braxton Announces Retirement From Music to Play a Lesbian On Screen

Toni Braxton was the shit in 1996 - all 4'10" of her (not her actual height, but the bitch is short). Don't act like you didn't put 'Unbreak My Heart' about six mix tapes you made to commemorate that girl/boy in your math class finally talking to you in the lunch room, but only to ask if you were gonna eat your french fries. Toni was just too real. Unfortunately, her bad times didn't stop at her fake video boyfriend dying in a motorcycle crash. Homegirl had to file for bankruptcy and all ...

Christina Applegate Is Jumping Ship From “Up All Night”

Up All Night never did very well in the ratings despite having a pretty phenomenal cast, leading NBC to announce plans a while back to revamp the show into a multi-camera comedy complete with laugh track. Boo! Obviously not feeling that bullshit, Christina Applegate has decided to give it the old heave ho and get the hell out. From The Hollywood Reporter: Christina Applegate has departed the sophomore comedy, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed. "It's been a great experience working on U...

Jennifer Saunders Doesn’t Care Who Hates the Spice Girls Musical ‘Viva Forever’

So you probably know there's a Spice Girls musical called Viva Forever on in the West End in London at the moment. You may also know that the reviews for the show have been rather scathing, calling it everything from disappointing to absolutely terrible. Since it was penned by Jennifer Saunders - you know, she of Ab Fab and French and Saunders fame, among many other things - most people expected it to be absolutely brilliant. It's not, though it could be worse. The point is, Jen thinks the only people who did...