Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Allison Williams Watches Her ‘Girls’ Sex Scenes With Her Dad

I hate Girls and think it's a terrible show made by a whiny rich girl with no real grip on reality, but the news is slow this morning and Allison Williams is at least slightly better than Lena Dunham (who isn't, though?), so let's go with it. Plus, I'm sure many of you think that show's the bee's knees and will tell me that in the comments. In any case, it's a family affair at the Williams household and during an interview on Anderson Live, Allison admitted that the whole clan comes togeth...

Paula Deen Is Spray-Tan Crazy

paula deen spray tan obsessed Paula Deen gossip? What? Right? But I found this absurdly adorable in an odd way. Sixty-six year-old recovering diabetic Paula Deen is obsessed with having a fake tan all the time. A source says, Paula is thrilled about finally losing weight and she’s been hitting the spray-tan can like crazy in an attempt to look even better...but no one wants to tell her that she actually looks more like a pumpkin than a bronze beauty! Oh dear. Well, baby steps, right? She's getting healthy, losing weig...

Russell Brand Uses Condoms And Will Probably Bang Demi Moore

[caption id="attachment_123818" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="The look of terror: Stern asks Brand if he's made love to Demi Moore."]russell brand demi moore sex[caption id="attachment_123818" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="The look of terror: Stern asks Brand if he's made love to Demi Moore."][/caption] How do we all feel about Russell Brand? I've never been able to come to terms with my own feelings for the man. He seems awful and gross and yet he wrote something quite moving and wonderful about Amy Winehouse after her death. I don't find him funny but I don't find him unfunny, either. But if Katy deemed him a worthy chap, then perhaps he is. Although they did wi...

Lana Del Rey Engaged?

lana del rey engagement ring Lana Del Rey may or may not be engaged to Barrie-James O'Neill of the "Scottish alternative folk band" Kassidy. Okay, raise your hands if: a.) You didn't know Lana Del Rey even had a boyfriend. b.) You've ever heard of Barrie-James O'Neill. c.) You've ever heard of Kassidy. d.) You've ever heard of "Scottish alternative folk" as a genre. I'm not hating! I'm just learning so much today! I adore dear Lana. She gets a lot of hate, most of it seemingly for no real reason. (Rumor has it o...

Britney Spears Dates Online?

Britney Spears is said to be doing a little man shopping, AKA, online dating. I can't really imagine how this would work, being so famous, but apparently she hasn't met any of the men, she just uses it for the ego boost and to get herself comfortable with the idea of dating again after her recent break-up with fiance Jason Trawick. He was the guy who totally looked like Sam Merlotte from "True Blood" if the angle was juuuust right and he wasn't wearing his glasses. He's also the one who wasn't her creepy manager or Kevin Federline. I can't imagine that Brit is planting herself on OKCupid but I don't really see her on Match either. And how does this even work? Is her profile photo of her arm or something? Does she ask the guys, "So, who are your celeb crushes?" Just to see? And what if they say, "I used to have a huge thing for Britney Spears but now, ehh." And then what? THEN WHAT? Though Spears has no job right now (jobs are like those things people do when they need to pay their bills, Lindsay Lohan) as a host on The X-Factor, there are reports that the major hotels on the Las Vegas strip are trying to sway her to take up residency, following in the tiny perfect French-Canadian footsteps of Celine Dion. Know what? I think that would be marvelous for her. Let's get Britney back to performing! In the meantime, Brit, I can give you a tips on online dating. Tip #1: never let the guy pick the place. It's always that same stupid hipster wine bar. Good luck, my sweet BB. Don't let that jerk Timberlake get you down. Photo of Britney Spears with her new puppy via her Twitter account. This is what all of his high-powered fast-paced technology was made for. P.S. BRITNEY MAKE THIS YOUR PROFILE PHOTO, IT'S TOTES CUTE AND SHOWS YOU'RE DOWN-TO-EARTH AND NATURALLY PRETTY! />Britney Spears is said to be doing a little man shopping, AKA, online dating. I can't really imagine how this would work, being so famous, but apparently she hasn't met any of the men, she just uses it for the ego boost and to get herself comfortable with the idea of dating again after her recent break-up with fiance Jason Trawick. He was the guy who totally looked like Sam Merlotte from "True Blood" if the angle was juuuust right and he wasn't wearing his glasses. He's also the one who wasn't her creepy ...

Madonna Is Now On Instagram, Just Like My Mom!

Justin Timberlake Dropped a New Track After the Grammys

justin timberlake pics Justin Timberlake gave a pretty solid performance at the Grammys last night, but that's not all. After the festivities were done, he dropped another track from his upcoming comeback album, The 20/20 Experience, for the thirsty ass females who have been desperate for new JT music since he starred in The Social Network and decided to concentrate on his "acting". I'm not sure if 'Mirror' is better, worse or on the same level as 'Suit & Tie', but have a listen below: ...

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Did Taylor Swift diss Harry Styles during her Grammy performance? [The Superficial] Lena Dunham is insufferable, is dating one of the members of fun. [Lainey Gossip] Frank Ocean beats Chris Brown in all the ways it matters [Starpulse] Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds get cosy in the New York snow [Socialite Life] The Black Keys drummer thinks Justin Bieber doesn't deserve any Grammys [TMZ] People wore some ugly outfits to the BAFTAs [The Frisky] Guess that Grammy dress code didn't mean anyt...

Adele’s Taking Meetings, Recording New Songs

After the massive success of 21, no one could blame Adele for taking a break from music for a while, especially since an album that brilliant will be hard to top. Of course, we know she had baby Angelo and has been chillaxin' out of the spotlight. I'm feeling that. She's loaded, anyway - it's not like she really needs to work for a while... or, you know, ever, if she didn't really want to. Of course, we all want to know when such a big talent is going to get back to singing those songs, and ...

Beyoncé Had Conversations With Blue Ivy in the Womb

beyonce pics vogue Beyoncé is the queen of the free world, so it's no surprise that she's covering the March issue of Vogue, appearing in a multi-page photo spread and accompanying interview in which she says a lot about very little. It's only natural that a celebrity of her caliber would be reticent when it comes to sharing details about her personal life, but I don't think I've ever seen another star who could answer endless questions with such extreme vagueness. Whatever, it's Beyoncé. She can do what she wa...

Ellen DeGeneres Ogles Katy Perry’s Boobs, Likes What She Sees

katy perry portia de rossi ellen degeneres grammy pics You can't shit for Grammy news today, it seems, and all of it is boring me into a coma... except this. Ellen DeGeneres got more than a little peek at Katy Perry's boobs at last night's ceremony and seemed to like it - and Portia de Rossi thinks it's hilarious! So much is great about this photo. Obviously it's a bit of friendly banter and Ellen and Portia are totally in love forever, but I just love that it was even taken. How did this photo op come about? How great does Portia's hair look? Ho...

Lil Wayne’s Crew Attacked Someone With a Skateboard

Lil Wayne better send one of those grills of his in to Cash4Gold, because he's in trouble for an alleged skateboard attack on a fan, who wants big bucks for his injuries. Take it away, TMZ: Skateboards are really REALLY dangerous ... so says a Lil Wayne fan who claims one of the rapper's goons grabbed one and bashed him in the head with it back in May ... and now the fan is suing. The man on the receiving end of the attack is Alfredo Marino -- who claims he spotted Weezy on the streets...