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Stacey Dash Is Losing It



Stacey Dash, AKA Dionne of Clueless, is maybe losing her mind. No, screw maybe, her endorsement of Mitt Romney proved that she's well gone. It's not so much that she endorsed him, it was her bizarre reasoning. Continuing on her merry path of odd adventures, she's starring in her own web series titled, Stacey Dash Is Normal. I think they're going for that "Hey, she's 'just like us' she does weird stuff too!" with a touch of irony considering that in this episode, "The Dip", she is not completely normal. Totally get it. But it is sadly not very funny. She's a beautiful and talented woman. And this web series isn't doing her any favors.
Case in point, skip to 1:43 seconds in the video where she masturbates in front of her dog in what is supposed to be a comedic scene but is just awkward and weird. I get that's supposed to be the point, but there's Larry David Curb Your Enthusiasm awkward and there's "What the eff am I watching?" awkward. However, most of the YouTube commenters disagree and think the show is "hilarious."

So tell me: what do you think? Am I wrong here?
/> Stacey Dash, AKA Dionne of Clueless, is maybe losing her mind. No, screw maybe, her endorsement of Mitt Romney proved that she's well gone. It's not so much that she endorsed him, it was her bizarre reasoning. Continuing on her merry path of odd adventures, she's starring in her own web series titled, Stacey Dash Is Normal. I think they're going for that "Hey, she's 'just like us' she does weird stuff too!" with a touch of irony considering that in this episode, "The Dip", she is not completely no...

Scarlett Johansson Bombed Les Mis Audition

scarlett johansson bikini body 2013 Some sad news today: we could have been spared Anne Hathway's insufferable ego had Scarlett Johansson not bombed her Les Miserables audition. Yes, Ms. Johansson auditioned for the role that Anne "Holy F-ck Aren't I Amazing?" Hathway won but effed it up and blames it on laryngitis. Yeah, okay Scarlett. You bombed your audition because you had laryngitis. Like the producers and casting directors wouldn't say, "No problem, let's try it again when you're feeling better." You're Scarlett Johansson. You get more chances than most actors do. That's what happ...

Helena Bohnam Carter To Play Liz Taylor; Suck It, Lohan

helena bohnam carter with award Helena Bohnam Carter, despite looking nothing like Elizabeth Taylor (to quote Bohnam, "I look nothing like her") but is totally stunning and beautiful in a different way, is going to play her in a film for the BBC. Suck it, Lohan! Titled Burton and Taylor, with Dominic West as Richard Burton, this television film will mainly focus on their relationship in the '80s. In 1983 Burton and Taylor, 7 years divorced (for the second time), starred in the Broadway play Private Lives. Liz & Dick fo...

Daniel Radcliffe Has Higher Aspirations Than Being The Chosen One

I'm going to be honest: I love Daniel Radcliffe in all the Harry Potter films, but I don't really care if he ever does another film for the rest of his life. Of course, the Dan himself doesn't feel that way; he's an actor, for goodness' sake, and has but a single purpose in life: to delve into the emotional depths of as many roles as she can for the rest of his days. Live for the artistry! Or something. From Out: “I’ve always said that it’s a long process, and in a way it may be a lifelong...

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Sophia & Rosie Went to the Grammys, Are Still the Cutest Things Ever

Are there two kids cuter than Rosie & Sophia Grace? It's funny to think that without that great 'Super Bass' video and Ellen DeGeneres, they may have faded back into the annals of former YouTube virals. Luckily, they're pretty much here to stay and if there's something I love more than seeing them do their cute things on their own, it's seeing them interact with celebrities! Ellen sent the girls to the Grammy red carpet to interview the stars and set them up with their own little nook, complete with candy and other snacks and a copy of their book (they have a book)! What results is probably the best thing to come out of the Grammys this year. Rosie talks more, now! They meet 2 Chainz and eat marshmallows with Maroon 5! I especially love how Katy Perry literally stops her entire entourage in their tracks to talk to them, and how Sophia Grace serenades Carrie Underwood with nearly a full verse of her song. Ah, kids these days.   /> Are there two kids cuter than Rosie & Sophia Grace? It's funny to think that without that great 'Super Bass' video and Ellen DeGeneres, they may have faded back into the annals of former YouTube virals. Luckily, they're pretty much here to stay and if there's something I love more than seeing them do their cute things on their own, it's seeing them interact with celebrities! Ellen sent the girls to the Grammy red carpet to interview the stars and set them up with their own little nook, complete with candy and other snacks and a copy of thei...

Caption This: New Photo Time!

It's time for another Caption This contest - come on, guys, get creative! The winning entry next week will earn you a fancy Evil Beet t-shirt, so get entering. Besides, you know there are about a million things each of these ladies could be saying this time around. As for last week's Justin Timberlake/Jay-Z photo, the winner was hands down JayZ, with "Usher was right. You ain’t a baller until you have your own white boy." Runner up: Chrissy "Justin maybe you should make sure your h...

Taylor Swift Doesn’t Chase Boys, Okay?

Taylor Swift gets a pretty bad rap when it comes to her dating life. Sure, she goes through relationships at what might seem like rapidfire pace, but she's also in her early 20s, in the public eye and probably has no idea what she wants in life, hence all the dating to figure that out. Are some of her choices questionable? Sure, but are they any more questionable than half the men she's involved with or any of her peers? Not hardly. Anyway, since journalists can't seem to think of anything...

Cute Baby Alert! Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green’s Son Noah Is Adorable

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are two pretty good looking specimens, so it's no surprise that their 4-month-old son Noah is one infant-sized package of adorable. "Accidentally" standing in front of a balcony window with baby in full view, BAG showed off the little one during a recent trip to Brazil. Aw, how adorable. Look at his little pout - the baby's and BAG's, that is. I know I bitch a lot about the media's obsession with motherhood and all that, but no one can deny that babies ...

Rihanna Cries In Her Bathtub For The ‘Stay’ Video

Who here wants to watch Rihanna sulk in a bathtub for a little over four minutes? If you raised your hand, this is your lucky day because that's exactly what the 'Stay' video delivers. Sitting in a tub of cloudy water, Rihanna cries, stares off into the distance and probably questions why she's still with that asshole Chris Brown. In all seriousness, 'Stay' is a great track and one of her strongest to date. Mikky Ekko features - apparently, he's going to be a big deal soon. I just have to wonder - if she can spend thousands of dollars taking journalists on a private jet tour of the world, could she not have sunk a bit more cash into her own music video? But maybe that's the point - the song is meant to be desolate and sad. Well, it's certainly achieved that. /> Who here wants to watch Rihanna sulk in a bathtub for a little over four minutes? If you raised your hand, this is your lucky day because that's exactly what the 'Stay' video delivers. Sitting in a tub of cloudy water, Rihanna cries, stares off into the distance and probably questions why she's still with that asshole Chris Brown. In all seriousness, 'Stay' is a great track and one of her strongest to date. Mikky Ekko features - apparently, he's going to be a big deal soon. I just have to wo...

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Johnny Depp still looks like an extra from Almost Famous [Celebzter] Kim and Kanye are raising hell in Brazil. Sorry, Brazil [The Superficial] Gael Garcia Bernal is still as hot as ever [The Frisky] Vivienne Jolie-Pitt is making bank on her first film role [TMZ] What was with Carrie Underwood's light up Grammy dress? [Starpulse] Henry Cavill and Gina Carano make a really nice couple [Lainey Gossip] Carmen Electra is blowing kisses at New York Fashion Week [Splash News Onlin...

Sarah Jessica Parker Says “No Thanks” to a ‘Carrie Diaries’ Appearance

Listen, don't act like you didn't watch and love Sex and the City back in its heyday. The terrible puns, the over-the-top storylines, Big... ah, it was great in its heyday. Then the movies came around and sort of ruined everything, but whatever. Since the show's stars don't really want a Sex and the City 3: F-cking Our Way to the Retirement Home, someone got the bright idea to make a prequel - because we all care about Carrie Bradshaw as a teenaged harpy - and bring it to the world's classiest...