Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Steve Martin Has A Baby!

steve martin dad 2013 anna stringfield Steve Martin, one of the funniest comedians and actors alive until sometime after Bowfinger, became a father at the age of 67. Yay! I do adore Mr. Martin. ("Please, call me Mr. Steve Martin.") He's played a dad in so many films, and the ultimate dad in two Father of the Bride movies, that many people don't realize that this is his first child. His wife, Anne Stringfield, writer and former New Yorker staffer, is 41. They've been married since 2007. Apparently, they baby was born in December and they'v...

Jennifer Hudson Likes Mariah Carey on ‘American Idol’; The Others… Not So Much

Jennifer Hudson took a break from updating her thinspiration tumblr and trying to shrink her head down to match her body size this week to let the world what she thinks of the new panel of American Idol judges. My guess (because it's my own opinion) is that she loves Mariah Carey, who's a legend, thinks Nicki Minaj is clinically insane/really annoying and couldn't give two shits about Keith Urban because all she knows is that he's Nicole Kidman's husband and used to be an alcoholic. Well, wha...

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jennifer lawrence pics Is Jennifer Lawrence getting it on with Michael Fassbender? [The Superficial] Elisha Cuthbert has dropped her pariah gig [Lainey Gossip] Joseph Gordon-Levitt is adorably cute on Sesame Street [Starpulse] Yay, puppies! It's the Westminster Dog Show! [Socialite Life] Oh, dear - a middle-aged Twi-hard got some new tattoos [The Frisky] Brandi Glanville is a big dater in Los Angeles [Celebzter] Lohan's dating a 22-year-old, by the way [Celebslam] Ke$ha drank her own pee and it's on film [IDLYITW] LeAnn Rimes got a new haircut - yippee! [Yeeeah] ...

Donald Trump Thinks Beyoncé Shouldn’t Dance So Sexy

It's no secret that Donald Trump is a Grade A asshole for a variety of reasons - he's homophobic, racist, pro-guns... blah blah blah. But the entrepreneur took it to a whole new level of nasty when he criticised the queen this week. That's right: Donald Trump thinks Beyoncé was way too sexy at the Super Bowl. From The Howard Stern Show (via BET.com): Calling into the Howard Stern Show to discuss a variety of topics, Trump got into dialogue about lip-syncing and was led into the issue o...

Someone Call 911: Adele Has Lost Her Damn Mind, Compliments Chris Brown

Remember how excited we all got when the above photo of Adele seemingly giving Chris Brown a piece of her mind during the Grammys hit the internet? Ah, those were the days. "Tell it, girl!" we thought to ourselves. "Give that asshole a hard time!" Adele became a feminist spearhead, putting that lying, misogynistic, homophobic, violent, worthless waste of space in his place. Justice was being served! Life was good! Well, prepare to set your chin in your hands and exhale in that exasperated way that blows your...

Justin Bieber Thinks Anyone Who Doesn’t Like Him Needs a Good Slapping

Ugh, isn't it just the worst when you want to ignore someone's entire existence, but they keep insisting on being a total smacked ass at every available opportunity, making that impossible? Enter Justin Bieber, who is quickly becoming Chris Brown's top competitor for Walking Bag of Shit of the Year. Alright, here's the scoop. Apparently the drummer for the Black Keys, Patrick Carney, made a comment a few days ago that basically in so many words said that Bieber isn't really a musician's musician, ...

James Franco Wishes He Had the Guts to Give a Real BJ

I hesitate to do this write-up during daylight hours (or, you know, at all), but James Franco has thrown his common sense into the great beyond and given an interview to Details in which he discusses his talent for deep-throating and his disappointment at not having been brave enough to suck on the real thing in The Broken Tower. I'm sorry, okay? There's literally no way I can do this story without sounding - or feeling - a bit sleazy... and like vomiting in my mouth. Stoner, poet, method actor... is there ...

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Max George definitely did it with Lindsay Lohan [The Superficial] Harper Seven is out and about, doesn't want to hear your crap [Lainey Gossip] Ellie Goulding films an appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel show in LA [Splash News Online] The Beach Boys will probably never get back together [Starpulse] Kim Kardashian's lawyer isn't happy with Kris Humphries' lies [TMZ] Lil Kim has had a bit of plastic surgery [theBERRY] TV shows have had some pretty memorable kisses over the year [Hollywood PQ] Sienna...

Blackberry Creative Director Alicia Keys Actually Uses An iPhone – Oops!

Alicia Keys may not actually be a 'girl on fire', but her pants sure are (see what I did there?). Despite serving as a creative director for Blackberry, it turns out... she actually uses an iPhone! The jig is up, because she accidentally tweeted on Monday from the Twitter for iPhone app, probably not realising that anyone else would notice. It wasn't even a good tweet, either, just a lyric from the new Drake song, which was super disappointing. That's neither here nor there, however. Despit...

Carrie Underwood Never Got the Memo That She’s Feuding With Taylor Swift

Sigh. Another day, another 'girls can't get along' story debunked. Because the Kardashians must've stayed home that day, the press filled the pages with a story last week that claimed something's rotten at the Grand Ole Opry and banjo strings were flying between Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift, who are supposedly embroiled in a serious feud.  There's only one problem with that: Carrie has no idea what the hell they're talking about. Appearing on CBS This Morning, the 'Blown Away' singer (that song is so good, guys) was asked whether there's any ba...

Charlie Sheen + Lindsay Lohan = BFFs

lindsay lohan charlie sheen amfar Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen may as well poke string through two empty soup cans like Molly of the American Girls series, because they are apparently best friends forever. Or someting else. Either way, Mr. Sheen (not Martin obviously), is helping Lohan pay her debts AND paid for the gown she wore to the amFAR (The Foundation for AIDS Resarch) event. Really? It cost that much? Lohan's dress looked like the ones you could get at a vintage store on Ventura boulevard in Sherman Oaks. WHICH IS FI...

Gaga Postpones Tour Due To Pain

lady gaga fame perfume brunette sexy hot Lady Gaga is postponing her tour, "Monster's Ball", due to pain. The mega singer/songwriter/popstar/Lady Madonna says that her joints hurt. Girl, I get it, I do the 30 Day Shred by Jillian Michaels. To all of her monsters, Ms. Gaga says, "I'm sorry. I barely know what to say." I do believe that she is in pain. She works very hard. However, I cannot help but wonder if there is more to this story. Gaga says, "I cannot walk." Is that code for something? Rumors of Stefani's drug abuse have be...