Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Caption This: This Week’s Photo!

Howdy ho, kids! It's that time of the week again - another Caption This contest, another chance to win a cool Evil Beet-themed prize! Plus, who doesn't love a little Morrissey? Talk about a picture saying a thousand words... Before we get started, let's announce the winners for last week's Katy Perry/Portia de Rossi/Ellen DeGeneres photo, shall we? First place: Jay-Z with "Ellen came for the Grammies, but stayed for the Golden Globes." Runner-up: splig with "Ain't no big deal, it's innoc...

The Beckhams Are In France, Everyone!

Wherever the Beckhams go, an entourage of admirers and photographers will follow. It's pretty bizarre, actually. Victoria and David - the latter wearing more clothes than usual- took the kids to Paris on Monday, arriving at the Gare du Nord train station as if it was a red carpet premiere, complete with couture clothing, hateful side-eyes at the press and bewildered children. Here's what Celebrith-Gossip.net had to say about it: Fresh off celebrating Cruz's 8th birthday in London, David and Victoria and the rest of the Beckham ...

Amanda Seyfried Is Pretty Into Creeps, Probably Because She Is One Herself

Maybe it's the bug eyes or the bizarre choice of film roles, but Amanda Seyfried has always weirded me out a bit. Turns out, like attracts like because the actress herself is really into creeps and finds herself getting lady wood for creeps. From The Sun (Via Yahoo!): “Unfortunately there’s something attractive about someone who is broken, for me, and for a lot of women that I’ve spoken to. My best friend and I are attracted to creeps - sometimes,” she said in an interview with British ...

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sarah michelle gellar pics Here's some photos of Brazilian women's butts [The Superficial] Directors and actors get a little close sometimes [The Frisky] A Mindy McCready sex tape won't be released, thank God [TMZ] Sarah Michelle Gellar is going to play Robin Williams' daughter [Starpulse] Bryan Adams is a dad to a baby girl called Lula [Lainey Gossip] Harry Styles parties with Rita Ora and a model in London [Splash News Online] Spring Breakers has finally premiered in Paris [Socialite Life] Sarah Jessica Park...

Kim Kardashian Is Pretty Bummed About All That Pregnancy Weight

kim kardashian pregnant pics Raise your hand if you find Kim Kardashian annoying. Now clench that hand into a fist and prepare to punch your computer screen, because things are about to get even worse. The socialite/reality star/whatever the hell she does is five months pregnant with Kanye West's baby and is getting pretty down about gaining weight - you know, as you do when you're growing a child in your womb. From The New York Daily News: Kim Kardashian has always been curvalicious but a source tells us the 32-year-old ...

Alec Baldwin Has a Temper, Sure, But He’s Not A Racist

Alec Baldwin has the temper of a raging Irishman after a few rounds of drinks when his favourite rugby team loses a championship game (how's my stereotyping?) - we all know it and we love him for it in spite of this. Sure, he might call his kid a pig every now and then or get kicked off a flight for telling off a flight attendant (and playing Words with Friends), but at the end of the day, he's just a bleeding heart liberal with an uncanny ability to look good in a suit and make pretty much everyo...

David Bowie To Release New Single

bowie war general painting David Bowie, one of the greatest musicians/performers/songwriters to ever live, period, is set to release his second single off of his upcoming album, The Next Day. This is a big deal because David Bowie is awesome. Also this is the first new music he's released in a long time. His most recent album, Reality, came out in 2003. To put this in perspective in 2003 I was psyched to get pink Ugg boots for my birthday. The single, titled The Stars (Are Out Tonight) will drop February 26th. The first single release...

Clive Davis Comes Out As Bisexual

clive davis record producer singer barbra streisand Clive Davis, superstar record producer, is coming out as bisexual in his new memoir, The Soundtrack of My Life. The 80 year-old music executive has won 5 Grammy Awards and has launched careers for (to name a few) Whitney Houston, Kelly Clarkson, Barry Manilow, Rod Stewart, Aretha Franklin, Alicia Keys, Jennifer Hudson, Carlos Santa, Leona Lewis, and Christina Aguilera. Davis describes in his book a sexual encounter with a man at Studio 54 that changed his life. (Classic Studio 54.) Via ...

Jolie Tells Pitt He Sucks In Bed; Pitt Gets Hammered

brad pitt angelina Oh man, I love the National Enquirer. Jest all you like, but half of the time they get their stories right and before anyone else. The other half of the time I think they just make shit up and I think this falls under that half. Apparently Angelina Jolie told Brad Pitt that compared to Colin Farrell he sucks in bed and now Brad Pitt is an alcoholic or something. from The National Inquirer Brad caught Angie red-handed, admitting that she thinks he’s a so-so lover. Ever since then, he...

Snooki Goes Hipster

snooki red hair airport Snooki, AKA Nicole Polizzi, of Jersey Shore and the public consciousness, dramatically switched up her look. The reality star was seen with friend JWoww at an airport looking more hipster than...whatever it is her style is called. She was photographed wearing some sort of Lydia Deetz hat, Ray Ban Wayfarer-esque glasses, cropped leather jacket, tee proclaiming, 'Be Yourself Everyone Else Is Already Taken -- Oscar Wilde' (LOL), slim black jeans, and those gigantic wooden platform boot things that Jeffery Campbel...

Fergie Ferg is Pregnant

Fergie, Black Eyed Pea, is expecting her first child with husband Josh Duhamel. Fergie is 37 and Duhamel is 40. Earlier today Ms. Ferg tweeted "Josh & Me & BABY makes three!!! #mylovelybabybump." Cute. The two were married in 2009 in a wedding that probably costs more than anything you will ever buy in your life times 3. No but I'm happy for them, though. Especially because of this great quote from Fergie. From USA Today:
I love (wearing) sweats.
Oh my God, Fergie. Girl. We have so much more in common than I ever realized. She included a photo with her tweet of the two of them as children Photoshopped into one photo hanging out in a crib or something I don't know I don't really get it but it's cute: fergie joshFergie, Black Eyed Pea, is expecting her first child with husband Josh Duhamel. Fergie is 37 and Duhamel is 40. Earlier today Ms. Ferg tweeted "Josh & Me & BABY makes three!!! #mylovelybabybump." Cute. The two were married in 2009 in a wedding that probably costs more than anything you will ever buy in your life times 3. No but I'm happy for them, though. Especially because of this great quote from Fergie. From USA Today: I love (wearing) sweats. Oh my God, Fergie. Girl. We have so much more in common than I ever re...

Brendan Fraser Is Too Broke to Pay Child Support

Brendan Fraser got divorced from ex-wife Afton Smith alllll the way back in 2007, giving her primary custody of their three children Griffin, Holden and Leland who are now 10, 8 and 6 years old, respectively. When the original arrangement was made, syndication fees were still pouring in from The Mummy Returns' constant showings on TBS and life was good, so $900,000 per year in child support payments didn't seem like they would break the bank. The only problem is, Brendan is saying they have broken the bank, after all, and he just can't afford to be giving Afton that kind of dough anymore. Exploring options like situs judi bola could be a way to enjoy entertainment while seeking potential financial wins. From The New York Post: The Mummy movies made him one of the world’s highest-paid actors, but Brendan Fraser suggests that he couldn’t land a job afterward. His ex-wife isn’t buying it. In Connecticut court last week, Fraser’s ex, Afton Smith, 45, accused the 44-year-old star of “fraud” for making the claim while allegedly hiding $9 million in new film contracts when they settled their divorce in February 2009. The allegation came after Fraser went to court to try to reduce the $900,000 in alimony and child support he annually pays his 45-year-old ex-wife, insisting he no longer earns enough to justify that amount. Court records and testimony reveal that, at the time of his split from the lesser-known actress, Fraser bizarrely claimed that he expected to make $0 — that’s zero dollars — from acting work in the future, despite an impressive résumé of high-grossing films including the three “Mummy” flicks, “Journey to the Center of the Earth” and “George of the Jungle.” He later claimed he said that because he wasn’t aware of any definite future deals at the time. Fraser acknowledged he since has acted in several movies — some of which are awaiting release. But he cited a litany of medical issues that he says have put a “considerable” crimp on his ability to earn future big bucks. Afton’s lawyer noted that, as of December, the actor had $24.7 million in assets. Hearings in the legal sequel to Fraser’s nine-year marriage to Afton — with whom he has three young sons — are set to resume in Stamford Superior Court next week, with Fraser still on the witness stand. Clearly Brendan hasn't learned that you can't bullshit a gold digger, especially one who has internet access and can easily see on IMDB that you currently have 11 projects in pre- and post-production for which you are most surely being paid. It's pretty ridiculous to act like this chick needs $75,000 per month to raise three kids, but then again, if he's got it, why shouldn't he be giving a fair share, and why wouldn't he want his children - nevermind Afton - to enjoy some of the luxuries that he's able to because of his severely overpaid profession? Pay up, Brendan. />Brendan Fraser got divorced from ex-wife Afton Smith alllll the way back in 2007, giving her primary custody of their three children Griffin, Holden and Leland who are now 10, 8 and 6 years old, respectively. When the original arrangement was made, syndication fees were still pouring in from The Mummy Returns' constant showings on TBS and life was good, so $900,000 per year in child support payments didn't seem like they would break the bank. The only problem is, Brendan is saying they have broken t...