Justin Bieber, the Canadian version of my worst nightmare, is constantly doing things to annoy me and all other humans over the age of 12 (like wearing the gas mask above to go out shopping in London over the weekend. Like, what?), but there’s good news! NASA wants to send him to space… probably so far out that he never comes back. It all started on Twitter when Justin said he wants to perform in space. That’s idiotic, but NASA felt the need to respond to his request by offering their assistance in getting him off planet earth.
I wanna do a concert in space
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) February 23, 2013
Maybe we can help you with that. ‘All Around the World,’ next off it? RT @justinbieber: I wanna do a concert in space
— NASA (@NASA) February 23, 2013
I mean, LOL, I guess? I don’t care where Justin goes, so long as it’s not in my face, on my TV, on the radio, on the internet or anywhere else. And some other people seem to be catching on to the feeling – he was turned away from a Manchester night club on Saturday, as well, for being an awful dancer. Seriously:
Yes the rumours are true…we turned Justin Bieber away last night. He shuffles on stage and we can’t be having that in Sankeys now can we!!
— sankeys (@sankeysclub) February 22, 2013
I’m feeling you, Sankeys. I’ll come through next time I’m in Manchester.
Little did I know as I blew out the candles on my last birthday cake, that if you shut your eyes tightly and wish really hard… wishes can come true !
omg Sankeys, I used to go there when I lived in Salford ahah
Could this kid be any bigger of a tool…
Every time I see a photo of this kid I say to myself “WTF is wrong with him?”
Have you seen the one of him with the stupid purple pulled down leopard pants? Oh hell.
Why didnt Selena leave him earlier for an actual, I dunno, man?