Well, the Lord’s day is going to be a lot less fun this week (I mean, if it’s possible to be less fun than it usually is), because this time around, artists attending the Grammys in LA have been warned about being naked. That’s right, no butt, no tits, no “puffy” genitals (dear me!) – leave it at home, because the 55th annual Grammy Awards is a classy event and they’re not having it.
Organisers for the show at CBS Standard and Practice sent out a rather amazing email earlier this week advising on appropriate behaviour come Sunday:
CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.
That’s all fine and well, but does anyone really get all that naked at the Grammys? Besides, like, Rihanna? I doubt Taylor Swift or Bruno Mars will frantically be changing their wardrobes once their management gets hold of this. Also, it’s 2013. If we can’t get naked on prime time network TV, are we really free at all?
I believe CBS should have the right to deny anyone from being on their show and if they don’t like it they can stay home !!! A couple idiots will protest a time or two until they realize it will be taking money out of their pocket then they will be back and play by the rules !!! If you want to express your personality do it at your concert on your own stage !!!! Not everyone want to see everyone’s junk !!! Especially children !!!! Many people watch for the music not people’s tits and asses hanging out !!!
I work in the club district of a major metro area. On any given night u will see far more fleshy camel toes tits ass and puffy genitals walking up & down the street than u will ever see on anything less than skin-a-max cable. And all starting at the ripe old time of traditional dinner hour. If u don’t like it don’t look/watch/stare/etc. The Grammys are not being broadcast by Nickelodeon. Kids interested in the Grammys for the “music” have seen far worse at the local mall.
Geez… Nipples, ass, and camel-toe are the only reasons to watch the Grammys.
1. “Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered.” -> Yay, only female breasts. Get the man-boobs out! Please, Jack Black, come topless!
2. “female breast nipples.” – Ehm…are there more nipples on the female body? Haven’t found any on my gf yet.
lmao puffy genitals what does that even mean??