Everyone knows that Khloe is the best Kardashian, right? She’s the most “normal”, the least idiotic and in my opinion, the prettiest. Sure, her X Factor USA hosting gig is a bit of a disaster, but that’s the show’s fault, not dear Koko’s. The entire Kardashian family (including the Jenner side of the bunch) has a penchant for oversharing, but Khloe took that shit to the next level during a new interview with HuffPost Live, in which she was asked about the scent of her nether region:
“Is your vagina supposed to smell? Because mine smells like roses!”
What a gal! However, I don’t think it’s meant to smell like roses, either – sounds like a recipe for a not-so-nice infection, if you ask me. Khloe also claimed that “a good p*ss can control any man”, which maybe is true for her since she and Lamar have been married for several years after only knowing each other for about six weeks before tying the knot. Still, my inner prude sort of clucked her tongue at this and went a little flush at hearing such tawdry talk. Is nothing sacred? You know, besides the “good p*ss”, apparently.
Watch Khloe’s bedroom talk below:
Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is a TITLE! She may be the best Kardashian, but maybe Wookie grunion smells different than human grunion?
Muahaha.
God these posts are tedious! Do one on Leann Rimes 2 attract guest.He’s the only reason to log on this site now
Glad to see I’ve got a fan already! If LeAnn does anything besides wear bikinis in unseasonable weather, I promise I’ll be the first to write it up :)
Thanks afuckinlot! Lmao
@guest imposter
Hi CHAZ! Do one on Leann Rimes 2 attract CHAZ and his multiple personalities, which also include hijacking names! He’s the only reason people come here to log on this site now. I heard he is upset because he got banned from a site when he hijacked the name of one Brandi’s fans husband and used it to make posts!
Day 2 and he is still making posts in my name, well they did say that he will do this for 2-3 days and then move on to when Leann gives him another assignment!
I thought the “p*ss” was “piss” and I was totally confused as to how taking a good piss would control anybody but now I get it. That’s all.
Get back on the Brandi’s new vag post Guest! You know you’re not allowed to comment on any other topics, it confuses your mind! Not you CHAZ,you sir are comedy gold! No offence Jenn, you just gotta give the crazies what they crave then the posts will go off the chart.Over 2 you guest…
Thanks imposter…. Just so you know, my posts will drop dramatically when my rehab is done!
@CHAZ
Why are you thanking imposter, everyone knows it’s you. Of course your posts will drop dramatically when “rehab” is done! You have people in your neighborhood to stalk!
@CHAZ
Get back on the Brandi’s new vag post CHAZ where you are using other people’s names to make posts! You know you’re not allowed to comment on any other topics, it confuses your mind! This is getting so sad. You are so desperate for love and support that you are now making nice comments to yourself using different names. No one thinks you are comedy gold, why do you think people questioned why you were winnin Caption This when your comments weren’t even funny? No offence Jenn, you just gotta give the crazies “GUEST imposter” who has been hijacking people’s names from various sites and twitter what they crave then the posts will go off the chart.Over 2 you CHAZ…oops I mean “guest imposter”!
You are back at it again today! They said you would. You know the people on twitter and Perez Hilton names you used to make posts!
Maybe.Just Maybe… Guest is actually crazy and is actually ALL the posters!? Maybe he’s the only person on this site,posting under different tags? Maybe its ALL in my head?!
@guest imposer
Wow, CHAZ! You are losing it! Maybe.Just Maybe… CHAZ is actually crazy and is actually ALL the posters!? Maybe he’s the only person on this site,posting under different tags? Maybe its ALL in my head?! So that is why you took to twitter using Brandi Glanville’s name to make several fake twitter accounts. And why you also make posts using the names that you hijacked from people’s twitter accounts?
You Sir, are amazing! You solve more mysteries than Scooby Doo. …and i would have gotten away with it if not for you pesky kids!!
I, the person posting as guest imposter, is SO amazing! I solve more mysteries than Scooby Doo, I even write posts about how I am drinking a beer and watching Scooby Doo with my child(see the posts that I made as bonnakins) . …and i would have gotten away with it if not for you pesky kids!! What am I talking about? I am getting away with it! Too bad my neighbors don’t feel that way when I peak into their windows! Peace. Gotta go, my child just threw up all over the table…no wait, that was me!
Hi there Jennifer! I hope you’re enjoying your first posts on evilbeetgossip and you’re having a great da! :)
Can you take this opportunity for a fresh start of evilbeetgossip and not write about people like the Kardashians so much?
I think the posts about them have gotten out of hand in the last couple of months, and I would really appreciate it if you could keep the posts about them in small numbers, and only for major events, like giving birth, getting married, getting a new job, or leaving Hollywood to live with the Armish.
The same applies for LeAnn and Eddie. I wish I wouldn’t have to read about them until she gets a kid from Eddie. Or Brandi gets another kid from Eddie. Or Lizzy gets a kid from Eddie.
And it would be the best thing ever if we could all agree on never mentioning the name “Courtney Stodden” ever again.
Take care! :)
WTF??? Look fake princess, it’s this easy, if you don’t like the columns about my beotches then, uhhhh………DON’T READ THEM, DUH!!!!! Please go with Miss Riding Hood in her visit to grandma, k?
And here we go w/these insufferable people spending all day posting back and forth in the comment section. is it possible to ban these idiots? Honestly – you will be losing readers in droves if this continues.
Droves? Doubtful! I will however state, if it is the will of the council, Gondor will see it done!
Noooooooooooooo! Chaz cannot leave his people! Chaz 4 President!
Droves? No, it’s just me using all these different names because my gurl Le is having another meltdown on twitter! The council is code for my connections!
Like I said when I posted as Liz, Noooooooooooooo! I, I mean, Chaz cannot leave his people! Chaz 4 President!
Liz, I’m not going anywhere. I will always be around to be an asshole. I’m just saying if Jennifer and Bobbie would rather me stop feeding the troll known as guest, then I will. Seriously though, I’m sure they are wanting to make this site their own,and I respect that.
Liz, I’m not going anywhere because Le is having a major breakdown right now. I will always be around to be an asshole because, well I am a man who loves dirty tampons. I’m just saying if Jennifer and Bobbie would rather me stop feeding the troll known as CHAZ, then I will. Seriously though, I’m sure they are wanting to make this site their own,and I don’t respect that. Which is why I hijack people’s names and keep using my alter bonnakins.
yeah momster,cos your posts are riveting!
See, now I am going to stalk and harass momster, that’s what you do when you have connections like me! Everyone knows that my posts are riveting. Check out the ones I made as bonnakins!
I’m riveting? Wow, I am strangely flattered… and a little afraid. This calls for a beer, I think. (Maybe two…)
I’m riveting? Wow, I am strangely flattered… and a little afraid. This calls for a beer, I think. (Maybe two…) And several more posts where I alternate between guest, guest imposter, and bonnakins!
take it outside children…take it outside.
Lets go Chaz, it looks like we’re too lowbrow for momsters taste, we’ll leave you to peruse all 2 comments in peace
Wow, is this the beginning of a beautiful friendship? Let’s all hold hands and sing kumbaya to commemorate the moment. Thank you momster for bringing us all together again.
Bonnakins, you know that you made that post and it isn’t tthe beginning of a beautiful friendship. I even made a reference to Scooby Doo so that people would figure out that it’s me posting as guest and guest imposter. Let’s all hold hands and sing kumbaya to commemorate the moment. By hold hands, I mean stealk people’s names! Now I am stalking momster because someone else dared to call me out on my craziness!
Don’t you like I how made another post in Guest’s name? It looks like i’m too lowbrow for momsters taste(how dare momster criticize me when everyone, well not everyone, says that I am so funny), me and the names that I steal from others will leave you to peruse all 2 comments in peace. I have to hijack more names from people’s twitter accounts since they do nice job of letting me get away with it here. But while I am “gone”(not posting as guest or guest imposter”, please enjoy the the posts I am making as bonnakins!
I love you, Chaz, but I think you need to lay off the pain meds for that leg of yours. You sound just like guest. It’s scary, really. Funny as hell, but scary.
I love you bonnakins, but I think you need to lay off the pain meds and beer for that leg of yours. All the posts you made in this thread as guest and guest imposter sound just like YOU. Scooby Doo! You were just posting the other day about how you were drinking and letting Scooby Doo babysit your child! It’s scary, really how you come here to post after you drink. Funny as hell, but scary.
Bonnakins, you really didn’t know that wasn’t me? I’m crushed! I had rugby practice then a coaches meeting. Looks like I missed another shit storm! Btw, I only used the meds for pain the day after surgery. First surgery I ever needed pain meeds the day after! It really sucked!
Bonnakins, you really didn’t know that wasn’t me? I’m crushed! Of course bonnakins knew it was CHAZ making the posts, afterall, I am bonnakins. I didn’t have rugby practice. I was peeping in my neighbors windows. Coaching? With the posts that I leave here on this site, who would let me go anywhere near children! Looks like I am going to start another shit storm! Btw, I don’t use the meds for pain the day after surgery. As you can tell by my creepy posts, I abuse meds. First surgery I ever needed pain meeds the day after because the meds inspire me to hijack people’s names! It really sucked when I got caught abusing meds!
Oh crap, that is guest, isn’t it? This really does call for beer… lol.
Oh crap, that is my alter bonnakins who has been posting as guest and guest imposter, isn’t it? This really does call for beer… lol.
No worries, I’m having a nice 28yr old single malt along with the meds that I take for my “pain”. But, I split for Vegas on Wednesday, should be a blast patrolling the city looking for victims!
No worries, I’m having a nice 28yr old single malt. But, I split for Vegas on Wednesday, should be a blast!
Yes, you missed all the fun. I can hardly wait to see what I have to say next. At first I thought you (or someone saner than guest) was poking fun at the whole situation. I am incredibly gullable in the flesh and it is good to see I translate well to the written word. So sorry.
I am a little sad that I don’t rate my own impersonator, but I guess the joke IS funnier with a straight man to go along with it.
I am a little sad that my alter bonnakins doesn’t have her own impersonator, maybe I can steal someone else’s names and create one for her tomorrow. I guess the joke IS funnier when you are mixing beer and pain meds!
Lmao….. No need to apologize, feeding guests psychosis is exhausting!
Lmao….. No need to apologize, feeding bonnakins and LeAnne’s psychosis is exhausting!
Yes, CHAZ didn’t miss all the fun because he was here posting as bonnakins. I can hardly wait to see what my alter bonnakins has to say next. At first I thought my alter was poking fun when she made the Scoonby Doo post using guest’s names (or someone saner than me) was poking fun at the whole situation. I am incredibly gullable in the flesh, which explains why I don’t ever think anyone will find out that I am also posting as bonnakins and it is good to see that my nic bonnakins can’t translate well to the written word when she is drinking. So sorry she had to come back again.
Le is having another meltdown. Eddie is flirting with women at the afterparty!
I’m a little afraid to ask, but what the….?!
Someone please explain.
Sorry Bobby, just a troll feeding session that’s been going on since last nov. Guest feels some strange affinity for the Brandi bimbo in the Leann rimes bimbo debacle. Shes like a Leann/Brandi savant, she knows EVERYTHING. And makes post after post ad nauseum…. I simply called her out on it, and further activated her crazy button. Its been fun, but she’s like the energizer bunny. Watch for the reply & you’ll see what I mean. I’m just wondering if she will use my nic, not that I care…
Or simply read guests reply to jan, that will give you an idea…
Or simply read my reply to jan, guest, momster, that will give you an idea…
Sorry Bobby, just me creating a troll feeding session that’s been going on since last nov because I don’t like it when people say mean things about my gurl Le. I feel some strange affinity for the Leann bimbo in the Leann rimes bimbo debacle. I’m like a Leann/Brandi savant, whining when people comment on Leann because Leann is public with EVERYTHING. And makes post after post ad nauseum…. Guest simply called me out on it, and further activated my crazy button. Its been fun, but I’m like the energizer bunny. Watch for my reply & you’ll see what I mean. I’m just wondering if I will use Guest’s nic or steal one from Perez Hilton, twitter, or Radaronline, not that I care…everyone thinks I’m creepy anyway. Good thing I have my connections!
Lord! Guest, as funny as you are to read, this particular post is EXHAUSTING! My brain literally hurts from trying to keep up lol. Momster sounds a real bore,calling for guest to be banned, saying that evilbeet will lose readers in drives (whilst commenting on a story about Khloe Kardashians flower) I for one now come here partially for Chaz’s amazing wit and Guest’s insane logic.Keep up the good work guys
@jan
Insane logic? Like praising CHAZ when hr does inappropriate things or steals people’s names, while blaming those who call him on it? Keep up the good work “jan”! CHAZ doesn’t have wit, he has a bruised ego that makes him do foolish things. Like stealing people’s names. I love how once in a while these people pop up to “support” CHAZ. But only after someone has pointed out how everyone thinks he is creepy, questions why he gets special treatment, and express that his posts border on the side of being disgusting(that isn’t wit, and if this guy is around children, then parents should be very worried for their safety). If you call for my ban, then CHAZ would have to be banned as well, especially when he has used names from Perez Hilton here to make posts,stalking people from The Superficial and bragging about it here, and going after posters on other sites because he thinks it’s me.
As funny as you are to read “JAN”, this particular post is exhausting because of CHAZ/bonnakins. Your brain literally hurts from trying to keep up because as usual, you can’t stand when the shoe is on the other foot.
Pssssst guest….. IM CHAZ!!!!!!!
Pssssst guest….. IM CHAZ!!!!!!!
@jan
If you go back to Momster’s post she was calling for the ban of EVERYONE involved in the back and forth(which would include CHAZ, bonnakins, Liz, pikki, anonymous,YOU, guest imposter)! Why do you think CHAZ/guest imposter went after her and wrote 3 posts about her?
Well thank you jan!! It has been fun but I admit I don’t have near the energy of guest. My god, shes a posting machine!
Well thank you jan!! It has been fun but I admit I don’t have near the energy of alter bonnakins. My god, I’m a posting machine! But when my gurl Le is having such a major breakdown, I have to be.
@anotherfakeprincess:
you nailed it!
no more fugly Kardashians, Courtney Stodden, LeAnn and Beyonce on evilbeet!!!!
same goes for Taylor Swift. Ugh.
Don’t like em, Don’t read em! Who are you to tell what stories to put in here? If you want to make those decisions then put in the work and become the E.B. boss! Till then, hush!
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