

Some people think Beyonce's a sad, sad person Vol. IV. [The Superficial]
Gerard Butler wants to be Bruce Willis. [Lainey Gossip]
Russell Brand wants you to blow him, that's all. [Splash]
Shakira finally had that baby! [Starpulse]
Shawn Holley finally dumps Lindsay. [TMZ]
Kate Upton washes a Mercedes. That's about it. [The Blemish]
I never really got Zac Efron, either, thanks. [theBERRY]
Jon Hamm is on his way back. [Huff Po]
This is Jeremy Renner's baby mama. [Socialite Life]
Angelina Jolie talks poop. [Bohomoth]
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I would say he’s a nine. I was with him for 13 years. I wouldn’t stay if it wasn’t, like, a total package. ... He, at this point, [however] … I care about him as the father of my children … [but] even if we’re in the same room, he makes my skin crawl.
OK, taking the whole cheating thing out of this equation, because Eddie and LeAnn both are disgusting human beings in their own very special ways for doing what they did, and going about it in the way that ... well, they did, there...
Michelle Williams Should Probably Punch Lindsay Lohan in Lindsay Lohan’s Stupid Face Right About Now
So, to preface all of this f-ckery, can I just remind you about how Lindsay Lohan always tried to make it seem like she was Heath Ledger's one true love, and how she was just so genuinely devastated when he passed, which was five years ago yesterday? Because she did, even up until this past December, because that's Lindsay: she can't leave well enough alone, and whenever anyone's getting any kind of publicity (even when they're dead), she's got to go ahead and insert herself in any way she can. ...
Oh, and just to clarify, after that picture: I don't think she swam. HA!
From Radar:
Taylor Swift‘s headed in one direction: across the pond to England for a showdown with her ex, boy bander Harry Styles, three weeks after their split.
The We Are Never Getting Back Together singer, 23, arrived via private jet at London’s Luton airport, clad in a heavy green coat and sipping on a Diet Coke. She checked into a hotel near the teen idol‘s home, a source told the UK Sun.
“There...
On Monday, Brandi Glanville called LeAnn Rimes "insane," right on television. So on Tuesday, LeAnn Rimes basically did an entire interview about Brandi Glanville on television. Appropriate defense, right?
In the interview with Jimmy Kimmel, LeAnn did talk a bit about her music, and she discussed her allergies, which prevented her from singing on the show, but mostly she talked about Brandi. She talked about how she usually stays out of the drama entirely (LOL!), but every few months or ...
"I’m a Sagittarius, which means, you know, I’m blindly optimistic, I love to travel, I’m always up for adventure but also always want something new. Sagittarians are really independent, and we like our space. We’re drawn to love but battle for that need for independence. Independence is something I’ve always needed, from when I was young, but I love the idea of romance and falling in love. I’ve never really had a long relationship. So that’s something I think about for the future. It’s a...
From Page Six:
This could be Leonardo DiCaprio’s last awards season for a while. The actor has announced he’s retiring from acting indefinitely. “I’m a little bit drained,” he told German newspaper Bild. “I am now going to take a long long break.”
After doing three films in two years – Django Unchained, The Great Gatsby and the recently-finished The Wolf of Wall Street – DiCaprio says, “I’m just worn out.”
Publicity tours for those films still loom, however, bu...
Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend is paying for it all. And he doesn't know how true that statement really is. [The Superficial]
Michelle Obama's glorious inauguration gown. [Bitten and Bound]
Highlights from said ball, if you missed it. [Starpulse]
Kate Upton does Mercedes-Benz. [Hollywood PQ]
Chunky, funky big dogs. [OMGBlog]
Adele shops for her baby. [Socialite Life]
Leonardo DiCaprio to the rescue. [Celebslam]
Jennifer Lawrence is a trendsetter. [Yeeeah]
Megan Fox is a sacrif...
Where's Eva, though? She in the back stuffing her face with convenience store pizza? F-ck no. No, I'll grudgingly show you where she's at:
Grr. There she is. She's waiting outside with the dog, George, who is also inseparable from Eva, like his silly, deluded owner.
Last. Those motherf-cking pants. Third time in a damn month, and while it would be OK if the pants were actually nice, they're not. They look like something my five-year-old wears, and while they're totally cute and adorabl...
What the hell is this? Is this a victory dance or something? The old "I got a man!" strut? That what this is all about? Gang signs? Nose-picking? Peek-a-boo? I don't get it.
Thing is, I thought Max was done with Lindsay. He did, after all, say a few weeks ago that there were no "babies on the horizon." No, he really did. In an interview with E!, Max said this about Lindsay:
She was good to party with, but there's definitely not going to be any babies on the horizon.
And a mere week a...