Sorry, but I think that might be the best headline that's ever been written. Except I'm not sorry, because the magic has nothing to do with me and everything to do with Jennifer Lawrence, the wonderful creature who rubbed her butt against some rocks in the first place.
Ok, let's set the scene. Jennifer is in Hawaii - Oahu, specifically - shooting Catching Fire. She has to wear a wet suit. Her ass starts to get itchy. She scratches it, but the itching persists. She rubs her ass against o...
Oh man. I never thought I'd say this (oh ... wait), but Hilary Duff did something with her face that I totally dislike.
Is it just a matter of time before she ends up looking like any of these ladies?
Sure as shit hope not, but hey---everyone makes mistakes sometimes, right? ...
You guys'll have to forgive me---see, this clip is a bit on the old side (it came out earlier in the month), but when I saw it, I couldn't pass it up for a few reasons. One? Adrien Brody's in it. As I'm leaving Evil Beet, I figured it'd be good to leave just one more Adrien Brody post in your presence because a) he is my one true love, and b) no one's ever going to write about him on EB ever again, since I was the only one who ever wrote about him to begin with. Here's another reason I couldn't pass it up: Lindsay Lohan is in it, and it's so, so bad. Everything about this video is so, so awful and I don't even know where to begin aside from curling up in the corner and squeaking "heartbreak" into my hands, which would be covering my ears and eyes. Both. At the same time. ... You know, somehow.
The trailer is for a movie called 'InAPPropriate Comedy', and IMDB has this to say about it:
In this comedy film, a computer tablet full of the world's most hilariously offensive apps breaks through the borders of political correctness, stirring up cultural anarchy.
So basically, it's like 'Borat' with just more famous people in it. Ugh.
See what dating that straggly-haired trashbin gets you, Adrien? It gets you elbow-brushing with Lindsay Lohan. Aren't you, like, so proud, Mr. Academy Award Winner? />
You guys'll have to forgive me---see, this clip is a bit on the old side (it came out earlier in the month), but when I saw it, I couldn't pass it up for a few reasons. One? Adrien Brody's in it. As I'm leaving Evil Beet, I figured it'd be good to leave just one more Adrien Brody post in your presence because a) he is my one true love, and b) no one's ever going to write about him on EB ever again, since I was the only one who ever wrote about him to begin with. Here's another reason I couldn'...
Tell me this movie isn't going to be a big, stinking piledriver of shit, huh? Poor Steve Jobs. To be memorialized by the bumbling, airheaded Michael Kelso ... I can't think of a bigger posthumous insult. Egad. />...
Oh, W magazine ... what a great list of ladies you've compiled this year. I only didn't recognize two of them, and that's pretty good (it was Rebel Wilson and a lady named Mary Elizabeth Winstead, who's apparently in something called 'Smashed'). Everyone's pretty fabulous and the interviews are even better.
Example? Here's Naomi Watts on her life off the red carpet:
"I never get recognized on the street. I’m lucky that way. People see me as the dolled-up movie-star type on the red carpet...
This is Katy Perry, leaving the El Ray Theater in Los Angeles last night, and though I'm not a fan of crazy, funky patterns, generally speaking, I do like this ensemble. The shoes suck, because you know how I hate ankle boots, but the rest of the outfit really, really works for me.
... You know what they say about busy patterns, though, don't you? Because they say that sometimes women wear busy patterns to distract people from the fact that they have a burgeoning bump around their midsection, and I'm not going to say that Katy's knocked up with John Mayer's child (because that's just a frightening, frightening notion to behold), but I'm also not going to say that Katy's not knocked up with John Mayer's child. That's all.
Oh, and also? Since we're being so random? As I enter my final week as Managing Editor for Evil Beet Gossip, I just wanted to put it out there that I have a newly-created Twitter account for those of you interested in keeping touch after the transition. Gonna miss y'all a lot! You can follow me here if you'd like.
Oranges. Dumbbell. Intersection.
/>This is Katy Perry, leaving the El Ray Theater in Los Angeles last night, and though I'm not a fan of crazy, funky patterns, generally speaking, I do like this ensemble. The shoes suck, because you know how I hate ankle boots, but the rest of the outfit really, really works for me.
... You know what they say about busy patterns, though, don't you? Because they say that sometimes women wear busy patterns to distract people from the fact that they have a burgeoning bump around their midsection, a...
This is who's directing the new 'Star Wars' movie. [The Superficial]
Adele's little man. [Lainey Gossip]
The best Gemma Arterton's ever looked probably. [Splash]
Sandra Bullock's wax figure is actually really good. [Starpulse]
Jeremy Renner doesn't care if people think he's gay. [Cele|bitchy]
Michael Moore defends 'Zero Dark Thirty'. [Huff Po]
Shakira's little man. [Lainey Gossip]
But who's that licking a waxed Britney Spears? [The Superficial]
Also, 'Star Wars' engagement ring...
Oh Joaquin Phoenix. How you're still such an important part of my entertainment life. Even when you said "bye! Good" to us, I never stopped loving you. Even when you embarked on a drunken "rap career," I maintained my adoration. Throughout everything---any by "everything," I mean the "massive fleecing you put over on all of us boned us with"---I stood by you, because you're one of my main men.
This new look, though. This baggedy, raggedy sheepdog look you've got going on, dude: it is not fl...
So I'm going to go with J Lo, because quite honestly, I'm sort of biased against Taylor Swift these days. Yeah, girlfriend's pretty much got fashion and what not on lockdown, but I'm so sick to death of seeing her stupid, smug face all over the place, and this is why I'm rooting for the lady who's defined by her weird boyfriend as of late, instead.
Who wore it better---J Lo or Taylor Swift?
{democracy:516}...
Let me kick this off by mentioning that this story is from Star magazine. If you didn't know, a lot of things that Star prints are not true. But some of them are! And I think that this story is one of the true things. At least a little.
Anne Hathaway really, really wants that Oscar for Les Miserables. We already know that. And even though she did a phenomenal job in the movie, and even though she definitely deserves it, I think she's going a little far with her campaigning.
The sto...
From Radar:
Harry Styles snubbed his one-time girlfriend, Taylor Swift, during her recent brief visit to London, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
The One Direction heartthrob declined the 23-year-old country singer’s offer to meet up in England’s capital, after she flew in, primarily for a photo shoot, but with the added hope of wooing back the Brit boybander.
Both Swift and Styles are expected to appear at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes, France this weekend, where Ta...
Oh my gosh, you guys. Lisa D'Amato. You remember her, right? She was on America's Next Top Model, and she was wacky. She sort of had a drinking problem, but then she was on Celebrity Rehab, and it was like "oh, she really does have a drinking problem." But she got sober, and she went on to win the all-star cycle of ANTM and do lots of other modeling, and it was a happy ending.
That is, until she smashed her face in.
Let me just tell you what happened first, all right, then I'll show you the...
Sorry, but I think that might be the best headline that's ever been written. Except I'm not sorry, because the magic has nothing to do with me and everything to do with Jennifer Lawrence, the wonderful creature who rubbed her butt against some rocks in the first place.
Ok, let's set the scene. Jennifer is in Hawaii - Oahu, specifically - shooting Catching Fire. She has to wear a wet suit. Her ass starts to get itchy. She scratches it, but the itching persists. She rubs her ass against o...
Oh man. I never thought I'd say this (oh ... wait), but Hilary Duff did something with her face that I totally dislike.
Is it just a matter of time before she ends up looking like any of these ladies?
Sure as shit hope not, but hey---everyone makes mistakes sometimes, right? ...
Oh, W magazine ... what a great list of ladies you've compiled this year. I only didn't recognize two of them, and that's pretty good (it was Rebel Wilson and a lady named Mary Elizabeth Winstead, who's apparently in something called 'Smashed'). Everyone's pretty fabulous and the interviews are even better.
Example? Here's Naomi Watts on her life off the red carpet:
"I never get recognized on the street. I’m lucky that way. People see me as the dolled-up movie-star type on the red carpet...
This is who's directing the new 'Star Wars' movie. [The Superficial]
Adele's little man. [Lainey Gossip]
The best Gemma Arterton's ever looked probably. [Splash]
Sandra Bullock's wax figure is actually really good. [Starpulse]
Jeremy Renner doesn't care if people think he's gay. [Cele|bitchy]
Michael Moore defends 'Zero Dark Thirty'. [Huff Po]
Shakira's little man. [Lainey Gossip]
But who's that licking a waxed Britney Spears? [The Superficial]
Also, 'Star Wars' engagement ring...
Oh Joaquin Phoenix. How you're still such an important part of my entertainment life. Even when you said "bye! Good" to us, I never stopped loving you. Even when you embarked on a drunken "rap career," I maintained my adoration. Throughout everything---any by "everything," I mean the "massive fleecing you put over on all of us boned us with"---I stood by you, because you're one of my main men.
This new look, though. This baggedy, raggedy sheepdog look you've got going on, dude: it is not fl...
So I'm going to go with J Lo, because quite honestly, I'm sort of biased against Taylor Swift these days. Yeah, girlfriend's pretty much got fashion and what not on lockdown, but I'm so sick to death of seeing her stupid, smug face all over the place, and this is why I'm rooting for the lady who's defined by her weird boyfriend as of late, instead.
Who wore it better---J Lo or Taylor Swift?
{democracy:516}...
Let me kick this off by mentioning that this story is from Star magazine. If you didn't know, a lot of things that Star prints are not true. But some of them are! And I think that this story is one of the true things. At least a little.
Anne Hathaway really, really wants that Oscar for Les Miserables. We already know that. And even though she did a phenomenal job in the movie, and even though she definitely deserves it, I think she's going a little far with her campaigning.
The sto...
From Radar:
Harry Styles snubbed his one-time girlfriend, Taylor Swift, during her recent brief visit to London, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
The One Direction heartthrob declined the 23-year-old country singer’s offer to meet up in England’s capital, after she flew in, primarily for a photo shoot, but with the added hope of wooing back the Brit boybander.
Both Swift and Styles are expected to appear at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes, France this weekend, where Ta...
Oh my gosh, you guys. Lisa D'Amato. You remember her, right? She was on America's Next Top Model, and she was wacky. She sort of had a drinking problem, but then she was on Celebrity Rehab, and it was like "oh, she really does have a drinking problem." But she got sober, and she went on to win the all-star cycle of ANTM and do lots of other modeling, and it was a happy ending.
That is, until she smashed her face in.
Let me just tell you what happened first, all right, then I'll show you the...