It's just that time of the year, guys. We're all going to get sick. Me, I've got the stupidest cold ever right now. My head feels funny and I don't want to do anything. Maybe you've had that awful flu. Maybe you caught malaria or diphtheria or syphilis or something, I don't know. But the point is that people are just generally ill this time of year. And that includes beautiful and glamorous celebrities like Lindsay Lohan!
See, Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection. She has a doc...
How do we feel about it, huh? Because me, as much as I generally dislike Beyonce's thinly veiled high and mighty demeanor, there's one thing you can't deny, and it's that she's a beautiful girl---with or without makeup.
This is Beyonce in New Orleans (my most favorite place in the whole entire world) on a break from Super Bowl halftime rehearsal with her ma, Tina Knowles. One of them is fresh-faced, demure, natural, and gorgeous. The other? Oh my goodness, not so much. I'll let you figure out who's who. ...
Her name is Riley Matthews (well, really, no; it's actually Rowan Blanchard) and she's the namesake offspring in 'Girl Meets World'.
From E! Online:
Girl Meets World, Disney Channel's spinoff of Boy Meets World, has cast the role of Cory (Ben Savage) and Topanga's (Danielle Fishel) daughter. Rowan Blanchard, 11, has landed the role of Riley after a national casting search, Entertainment Weekly reports.
The pilot, which is told from Riley's point-of-view, was just officially picked up...
From Oprah's Next Chapter:
While growing up in New Jersey, Whitney Houston was close to both of her big brothers, Gary and Michael. Since his sister's death, Michael, who many in the family called Whitney's twin, hasn't spoken publicly. Now, Michael reveals how he introduced Whitney to drugs in the '80s, long before Whitney married Bobby Brown.
Here's some memorable quotes from dude's interview with Oprah regarding his sister:
I'm living, but I'm not alive. .... I felt responsible for ...
So this one's a better interview, even though it's not nearly as entertaining as the last time around. It's more rational, and it doesn't have all the talk about speaking in tongues and leprechauns and aliens, but it shows a softer side of Megan that, I think, really surprised everyone who maybe thought it just didn't exist. But then again, it probably surprised some people to hear Megan talking about her belief tongue-speaking and other creatures of science fiction and fantasy, so maybe we all j...
Is that a little nipple I see, there, Miley Cyrus? Is that what that is? I'm not really sure. You and your Instagram filter, it makes everything shadowy look like a nipple. That a nipple on your belly? Or on your left leg? Don't know, but the thing peeking out toward the dreamcatcher tattoo in your armpit sure looks like a nipple, but hey. Maybe it's not ... maybe it's just not. (Also? For the advertisers? No---that's definitely not a nipple, OK?)
In any case, Miley looks pretty great here,...
Guys! It's also my final 'Caption This'! Sadface! For those of you who don't know, Emily and I will be leaving at the end of the month, and this Thursday will be our last day, but hey. Time stops for no one, right? That being said---
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a vali...
Oh LeAnn Rimes. It's probably so, so hard to be you. Brandi Glanville always hovering about and making sure you're not accidentally feeding her children laxatives, being bullied because you stole a lady's husband ... I can't even imagine the trials and tribulations you must have to endure on a daily basis for being a completely innocent, delicate little flower of a woman.
Don't worry, though, girl. One day, you'll have it all: you'll have a man who loves you and respects you for you and not y...
Ok, ok. Chris Brown posted this photo on Instagram last night. The caption was "Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters!" And here's the photo:
Whoa. Whoa. Hold up. Chris Brown painted a picture of Jesus on the cross because he was painting the way he feels. Are we all getting that? He seriously just did that.
This is so much worse than when he compared himself to Tupac. I mean, I know you guys know who Jesus is, but can we really just take a moment to consider this? Chris Brown considers himself to be a Christian. That means th...
But why is Hulk Hogan the creepiest this time? It's because he tweeted this picture of his daughter:
And he just captioned it "Brooke's legs." Gross.
Now, this is creepy enough on it's own, I think - I mean, if my dad did this ... I don't know, I can't even imagine this, probably because my dad isn't gross - but what makes it really creepy is when you remember this picture:
Yep, that's Hulk applying suntan lotion to his daughter's ass. He really got in there, too. There are photos that I don't care to post of him pretty much ru...
"She can go f-ck herself! Well, she has to, because who would want to?"
- Brandi Glanville asks a catty question that she forgets has a very simple answer.
But ok, this is getting weird. Because we're in this space now where both Brandi and LeAnn keep talking about each other, and then they keep talking about how the other woman won't stop talking about her. It's starting to get a little confusing. I feel like the next time we see LeAnn do an interview, she's going to talk about Brandi because Brandi won't stop talking about her talking about her talking about her. This cycle can be endless, and it just needs to stop.
By the way though, Brandi said that little thing about LeAnn at a recent bo...
From TMZ:
Chris Brown threw the first punch in his brawl with Frank Ocean ... after Frank disrespected the singer in front of his boys ... an eyewitness tells TMZ.
According to someone who was on scene, Chris lost his cool in the parking lot of the famous Westlake Recording Studios in L.A. Sunday when Frank refused to shake his hand.
We're told Frank simply laughed at the gesture ... and Chris was so pissed he coldcocked Ocean and started an all-out war. As we first reported, Chris de...
It's just that time of the year, guys. We're all going to get sick. Me, I've got the stupidest cold ever right now. My head feels funny and I don't want to do anything. Maybe you've had that awful flu. Maybe you caught malaria or diphtheria or syphilis or something, I don't know. But the point is that people are just generally ill this time of year. And that includes beautiful and glamorous celebrities like Lindsay Lohan!
See, Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection. She has a doc...
How do we feel about it, huh? Because me, as much as I generally dislike Beyonce's thinly veiled high and mighty demeanor, there's one thing you can't deny, and it's that she's a beautiful girl---with or without makeup.
This is Beyonce in New Orleans (my most favorite place in the whole entire world) on a break from Super Bowl halftime rehearsal with her ma, Tina Knowles. One of them is fresh-faced, demure, natural, and gorgeous. The other? Oh my goodness, not so much. I'll let you figure out who's who. ...
Her name is Riley Matthews (well, really, no; it's actually Rowan Blanchard) and she's the namesake offspring in 'Girl Meets World'.
From E! Online:
Girl Meets World, Disney Channel's spinoff of Boy Meets World, has cast the role of Cory (Ben Savage) and Topanga's (Danielle Fishel) daughter. Rowan Blanchard, 11, has landed the role of Riley after a national casting search, Entertainment Weekly reports.
The pilot, which is told from Riley's point-of-view, was just officially picked up...
From Oprah's Next Chapter:
While growing up in New Jersey, Whitney Houston was close to both of her big brothers, Gary and Michael. Since his sister's death, Michael, who many in the family called Whitney's twin, hasn't spoken publicly. Now, Michael reveals how he introduced Whitney to drugs in the '80s, long before Whitney married Bobby Brown.
Here's some memorable quotes from dude's interview with Oprah regarding his sister:
I'm living, but I'm not alive. .... I felt responsible for ...
So this one's a better interview, even though it's not nearly as entertaining as the last time around. It's more rational, and it doesn't have all the talk about speaking in tongues and leprechauns and aliens, but it shows a softer side of Megan that, I think, really surprised everyone who maybe thought it just didn't exist. But then again, it probably surprised some people to hear Megan talking about her belief tongue-speaking and other creatures of science fiction and fantasy, so maybe we all j...
Is that a little nipple I see, there, Miley Cyrus? Is that what that is? I'm not really sure. You and your Instagram filter, it makes everything shadowy look like a nipple. That a nipple on your belly? Or on your left leg? Don't know, but the thing peeking out toward the dreamcatcher tattoo in your armpit sure looks like a nipple, but hey. Maybe it's not ... maybe it's just not. (Also? For the advertisers? No---that's definitely not a nipple, OK?)
In any case, Miley looks pretty great here,...
Guys! It's also my final 'Caption This'! Sadface! For those of you who don't know, Emily and I will be leaving at the end of the month, and this Thursday will be our last day, but hey. Time stops for no one, right? That being said---
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a vali...
Oh LeAnn Rimes. It's probably so, so hard to be you. Brandi Glanville always hovering about and making sure you're not accidentally feeding her children laxatives, being bullied because you stole a lady's husband ... I can't even imagine the trials and tribulations you must have to endure on a daily basis for being a completely innocent, delicate little flower of a woman.
Don't worry, though, girl. One day, you'll have it all: you'll have a man who loves you and respects you for you and not y...
Ok, ok. Chris Brown posted this photo on Instagram last night. The caption was "Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters!" And here's the photo:
Whoa. Whoa. Hold up. Chris Brown painted a picture of Jesus on the cross because he was painting the way he feels. Are we all getting that? He seriously just did that.
This is so much worse than when he compared himself to Tupac. I mean, I know you guys know who Jesus is, but can we really just take a moment to consider this? Chris Brown considers himself to be a Christian. That means th...
But why is Hulk Hogan the creepiest this time? It's because he tweeted this picture of his daughter:
And he just captioned it "Brooke's legs." Gross.
Now, this is creepy enough on it's own, I think - I mean, if my dad did this ... I don't know, I can't even imagine this, probably because my dad isn't gross - but what makes it really creepy is when you remember this picture:
Yep, that's Hulk applying suntan lotion to his daughter's ass. He really got in there, too. There are photos that I don't care to post of him pretty much ru...
"She can go f-ck herself! Well, she has to, because who would want to?"
- Brandi Glanville asks a catty question that she forgets has a very simple answer.
But ok, this is getting weird. Because we're in this space now where both Brandi and LeAnn keep talking about each other, and then they keep talking about how the other woman won't stop talking about her. It's starting to get a little confusing. I feel like the next time we see LeAnn do an interview, she's going to talk about Brandi because Brandi won't stop talking about her talking about her talking about her. This cycle can be endless, and it just needs to stop.
By the way though, Brandi said that little thing about LeAnn at a recent bo...
From TMZ:
Chris Brown threw the first punch in his brawl with Frank Ocean ... after Frank disrespected the singer in front of his boys ... an eyewitness tells TMZ.
According to someone who was on scene, Chris lost his cool in the parking lot of the famous Westlake Recording Studios in L.A. Sunday when Frank refused to shake his hand.
We're told Frank simply laughed at the gesture ... and Chris was so pissed he coldcocked Ocean and started an all-out war. As we first reported, Chris de...