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"Madonna made the mistake of not explaining to him that you t...
Celebrity champagne (ahem) facials. [The Superficial]
Eva Mendes celebrated the New Year sans Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian talks about her pregnancy in live action. [Splash]
Billie Joe Armstrong, fully rehabbed, will be touring soon. [Starpulse]
Kris Allen and his wife were involved in a car accident. [TMZ]
Chad Ochocinco's sex tape. [The Blemish]
This photographer gets around. [theBERRY]
Russell Crowe responds to Adam Lambert's 'Les Mis' slam. [Huff Po]
Justin Bieber sure has some f-cked-up look...
Hey, Happy Belated New Year! Did you guys watch the ball drop this past Monday night? Gosh, I didn't even make it to 10:30 this year, but I guess when you have the stomach flu, that's to be expected. I spent more time in the bathroom this weekend than really anywhere else, so when I heard that Kathy Griffin was all but fellating Anderson Cooper on CNN, I felt really, really good about where I'd virtually rung in the New Year.
Reportedly, Kathy thought it'd be cute and funny to pretend to go do...
From TMZ:
A paparazzo attempting to shoot photos of Justin Bieber's Ferrari was hit by another car and killed this evening -- although Bieber was NOT behind the wheel of the Ferrari ... TMZ has learned.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Bieber's white Ferrari was pulled over by California Highway Patrol for speeding on the 405 ... near the Getty Center in LA. The CHP directed the driver to pull off the freeway, onto Sepulveda Blvd.
According to our sources, Bieber was DEFINITELY no...
I take lots of naps. Actually I feel really good. This New Year is just about being happy and healthy and that’s what I plan on doing. I wouldn’t say that pregnancy has been easy but there's been no morning sickness. When people say pregnancy is fun and they love it, I would disagree. I think from this stage on it does become easier and funner but it’s just adjusting. ... Even my sister has made it look so easy and it’s not as easy as people think. It’s a little painful, there’s a lo...
And on New Year's Eve, too, just like everyone said. Go figure---it actually happened this time.
Anyway, this is Crystal Harris and her newly (even more) jacked face on her wedding day to poor, frail Hugh Hefner, who I'm starting to pity more and more as the days go by. That dress sure is pretty though, huh?
The couple got married at the Playboy mansion earlier this week, and this is what Hugh the Man had to say about his newest blushing bride:
"Crystal & I married on New Year's Eve...