J Lo has a beautiful life, says J Lo. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jennifer Aniston is mad about the Brad Pitt wedding (?). [CDL]
Jon Stewart's new gig. [Huff Po]
Malin Akerman's brand-new bump. [Splash]
Prince William and Kate news: fans want to see a sex tape from the Royal Couple. [Starpulse]
I had a dream about these two last night. Justin Theroux sure is a cheapskate. [Bohomoth]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt wants superstardom. [Lainey Gossip]
Sofia Vergara's gigantic boobs and tiny arms. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth Paltrow kills Jay Z's street cred or whatever. [The Superficial...
Yeah, I know that the news is old, as the pissing incident happened almost a month ago, but hey! Video! Let's all gather 'round and watch one of the younger kids from 'Twilight's Wolf Pack kid stumble around in the airport and take a pee in the middle of the floor while a red-coated security guard held his shoulder steady (probably so he didn't fall over face-first into the pee, because imagine adding insult to injury and having to go to jail smelling like urine. Ugh).
The incident, if you're unaware, happened last month at LAX in Los Angeles, and I think I might have been there for it. No, really---I was catching a flight out of L.A. last month and while I was running my ass off to the gate, I saw that a big, carpeted area had been cordoned off with hazmat stuff and there were people pouring stuff on the floor and cleaning it diligently. So, hey, maybe. Or maybe a baby just threw up on the floor or something. I know that's how I feel when I have to get on a long flight, anyway.
Those 'Twilight' kids sure are racking those arrests up, huh?
Here's what the dude looks like, if you don't remember:
Yeah, I know that the news is old, as the pissing incident happened almost a month ago, but hey! Video! Let's all gather 'round and watch one of the younger kids from 'Twilight's Wolf Pack kid stumble around in the airport and take a pee in the middle of the floor while a red-coated security guard held his shoulder steady (probably so he didn't fall over face-first into the pee, because imagine adding insult to injury and having to go to jail smelling like urine. Ugh).
The incident, if you're ...
I have realized that you can close yourself off to life if you put walls up, but it's a difficult thing. You can't see over people, can't see in and you also can't see out. So I have gotten quite comfortable with being unafraid. I keep saying the same thing, it's not about being fearless but really just embracing the fears and using them. .... I’m a contemporary, sensitive, normal girl, and it’s difficult to try and empathize with someone who seems to have a lack of empathy [Kristen's ch...
Shh, I know. Kim Kardashian is like 12 weeks pregnant, she doesn't really have all that much baby weight. But she's going to have some. She's probably going to have a lot, since she's so not afraid of plastic surgery. And when she does have it, nary a soul will offer her money to publicly lose it. So ha ha.
From TMZ:
Two major weight loss companies won't touch Kim Kardashian's "big fat ass" with a 10-foot pole ... TMZ has learned they have zero interest in signing the pregnant celeb to a...
I don't know about you guys, but that thing about Justin Bieber's paparazzo kind of got to me yesterday. It's just the fact that someone lost his life trying to get a photo of Justin Bieber. Can we all just consider that for a minute? He died for Justin Bieber. Let that sink in real good.
Anyway, it turns out that this kind of got to Miley Cyrus too, probably in a much more real way. She's been known to lash out at creepy photographers getting too close, and for good reason. But here a...
So Jersey Shore's J Woww and Snooki were tapped by MTV to host their New Year's Eve celebration the other night, none other than J Woww's grandma ass made an appearance, as you can see from the photo above.
In what can only be described as foreshadowing, J Woww had this to say about her then-upcoming stint as co-host of MTV's Club NYE 2013:
"[I'm] preparing for a sh--show, basically. I'm trying to find that happy medium of not drunk but drunk... so not too drunk. Not like Snooki wasted...
Remember how we told you guys that Lindsay Lohan was totally doing nothing for New Year's, and how she was just going to go to dinner with her friends and family and then go right to bed? That totally happened, and there's absolutely nothing here to see except for Lindsay Lohan just being really tired from all of that nothing-doing on New Year's Eve, and Lindsay Lohan needing a burly bodyguard to guide Lindsay Lohan to her car, because gosh, I get so tired that I fall over and have no idea what car'...
Yes. Love it. Love to pieces. Love it enough to buy three copies of this issue when it's released: one to look at, one to cut up into a collage for my Jennifer Lawrence shrine, and one to store and keep forever. I. Love. It.
She's just ... I don't even know. She's amazing. She's so, so beautiful and sexy and funny, and she's SO talented. It gives me so much hope for the world that a girl as awesome as Jennifer wins these kinds of titles, because even though they're pointless, at leas...
"I'm so proud of my sisters, but I'll be married before I have a baby."
- Rob Kardashian discusses his own plans of parenthood, forgets about the time that he knocked up some girl who later had a miscarriage.
See, this is interesting for a couple reasons. For one, whatever, Rob Kardashian. That bit about the miscarriage is true, by the way: he hooked up with some girl, some random casual thing, and he didn't use protection, and she got pregnant. It was on Khloe and Lamar even. So that seems kind of an insensitive comment, doesn't it?
And we all know that Kourtney has two kids with her dude, and even though they're not married, and even t...
Rihanna really wants you to know that she's an idiot. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth Paltrow, coming. [Lainey Gossip]
Pink is being sued. [Starpulse]
Disney hair extensions. My goodness. [OMGBlog]
Justin Bieber might have been smoking weed while driving when that photographer was killed. [TMZ]
Jude Law: shirtless and OK-looking. [Socialite Life]
Dating don'ts. [The Frisky]
Kim Kardashian: not saving herself for marriage. [Celebslam]
World's best hangover cure. [theBERRY]
Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal? Oh gosh yes. [Lai...
That's a photo that Rihanna posted on Instagram yesterday morning. She wrote "Good morning! Still haven't slept lol #hello2013." Take a good look at it. Look at all the details, all the surroundings. Got it?
Now here's what Chris Brown posted yesterday morning:
That is the very same blanket that Rihanna is snuggled up in! SHE IS RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. I see what you did, you tricky tricksters, and I am not amused. Not one little bit.
Obviously, they knew people would put this ...
So yeah, that's a leopard with wings wearing a crown. Does it have a beak? I don't even know.
Here's what Snooki had to say about it on her blog:
I haven’t mentioned or showed anyone besides Jionni this tattoo! I got this last week when we shot our final Jersey Shore reunion :( My fierce leopard tattoo. I wanted to get this because to me it represents being a strong independent woman, and obviously I love leopards/leopard print! The crown represents being a queen and being fabulous, and the wings represent everyone who has passed in my family. Anytime I can incorpo...
J Lo has a beautiful life, says J Lo. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jennifer Aniston is mad about the Brad Pitt wedding (?). [CDL]
Jon Stewart's new gig. [Huff Po]
Malin Akerman's brand-new bump. [Splash]
Prince William and Kate news: fans want to see a sex tape from the Royal Couple. [Starpulse]
I had a dream about these two last night. Justin Theroux sure is a cheapskate. [Bohomoth]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt wants superstardom. [Lainey Gossip]
Sofia Vergara's gigantic boobs and tiny arms. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth Paltrow kills Jay Z's street cred or whatever. [The Superficial...
Yeah, I know that the news is old, as the pissing incident happened almost a month ago, but hey! Video! Let's all gather 'round and watch one of the younger kids from 'Twilight's Wolf Pack kid stumble around in the airport and take a pee in the middle of the floor while a red-coated security guard held his shoulder steady (probably so he didn't fall over face-first into the pee, because imagine adding insult to injury and having to go to jail smelling like urine. Ugh).
The incident, if you're ...
I have realized that you can close yourself off to life if you put walls up, but it's a difficult thing. You can't see over people, can't see in and you also can't see out. So I have gotten quite comfortable with being unafraid. I keep saying the same thing, it's not about being fearless but really just embracing the fears and using them. .... I’m a contemporary, sensitive, normal girl, and it’s difficult to try and empathize with someone who seems to have a lack of empathy [Kristen's ch...
Shh, I know. Kim Kardashian is like 12 weeks pregnant, she doesn't really have all that much baby weight. But she's going to have some. She's probably going to have a lot, since she's so not afraid of plastic surgery. And when she does have it, nary a soul will offer her money to publicly lose it. So ha ha.
From TMZ:
Two major weight loss companies won't touch Kim Kardashian's "big fat ass" with a 10-foot pole ... TMZ has learned they have zero interest in signing the pregnant celeb to a...
I don't know about you guys, but that thing about Justin Bieber's paparazzo kind of got to me yesterday. It's just the fact that someone lost his life trying to get a photo of Justin Bieber. Can we all just consider that for a minute? He died for Justin Bieber. Let that sink in real good.
Anyway, it turns out that this kind of got to Miley Cyrus too, probably in a much more real way. She's been known to lash out at creepy photographers getting too close, and for good reason. But here a...
So Jersey Shore's J Woww and Snooki were tapped by MTV to host their New Year's Eve celebration the other night, none other than J Woww's grandma ass made an appearance, as you can see from the photo above.
In what can only be described as foreshadowing, J Woww had this to say about her then-upcoming stint as co-host of MTV's Club NYE 2013:
"[I'm] preparing for a sh--show, basically. I'm trying to find that happy medium of not drunk but drunk... so not too drunk. Not like Snooki wasted...
Remember how we told you guys that Lindsay Lohan was totally doing nothing for New Year's, and how she was just going to go to dinner with her friends and family and then go right to bed? That totally happened, and there's absolutely nothing here to see except for Lindsay Lohan just being really tired from all of that nothing-doing on New Year's Eve, and Lindsay Lohan needing a burly bodyguard to guide Lindsay Lohan to her car, because gosh, I get so tired that I fall over and have no idea what car'...
Yes. Love it. Love to pieces. Love it enough to buy three copies of this issue when it's released: one to look at, one to cut up into a collage for my Jennifer Lawrence shrine, and one to store and keep forever. I. Love. It.
She's just ... I don't even know. She's amazing. She's so, so beautiful and sexy and funny, and she's SO talented. It gives me so much hope for the world that a girl as awesome as Jennifer wins these kinds of titles, because even though they're pointless, at leas...
"I'm so proud of my sisters, but I'll be married before I have a baby."
- Rob Kardashian discusses his own plans of parenthood, forgets about the time that he knocked up some girl who later had a miscarriage.
See, this is interesting for a couple reasons. For one, whatever, Rob Kardashian. That bit about the miscarriage is true, by the way: he hooked up with some girl, some random casual thing, and he didn't use protection, and she got pregnant. It was on Khloe and Lamar even. So that seems kind of an insensitive comment, doesn't it?
And we all know that Kourtney has two kids with her dude, and even though they're not married, and even t...
Rihanna really wants you to know that she's an idiot. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth Paltrow, coming. [Lainey Gossip]
Pink is being sued. [Starpulse]
Disney hair extensions. My goodness. [OMGBlog]
Justin Bieber might have been smoking weed while driving when that photographer was killed. [TMZ]
Jude Law: shirtless and OK-looking. [Socialite Life]
Dating don'ts. [The Frisky]
Kim Kardashian: not saving herself for marriage. [Celebslam]
World's best hangover cure. [theBERRY]
Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal? Oh gosh yes. [Lai...
That's a photo that Rihanna posted on Instagram yesterday morning. She wrote "Good morning! Still haven't slept lol #hello2013." Take a good look at it. Look at all the details, all the surroundings. Got it?
Now here's what Chris Brown posted yesterday morning:
That is the very same blanket that Rihanna is snuggled up in! SHE IS RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. I see what you did, you tricky tricksters, and I am not amused. Not one little bit.
Obviously, they knew people would put this ...
So yeah, that's a leopard with wings wearing a crown. Does it have a beak? I don't even know.
Here's what Snooki had to say about it on her blog:
I haven’t mentioned or showed anyone besides Jionni this tattoo! I got this last week when we shot our final Jersey Shore reunion :( My fierce leopard tattoo. I wanted to get this because to me it represents being a strong independent woman, and obviously I love leopards/leopard print! The crown represents being a queen and being fabulous, and the wings represent everyone who has passed in my family. Anytime I can incorpo...