Ok Im super excited my kids are moving into a mansion but I want to throw up in my mouth and swallow it- having to hear about it :) ... It's making me a little sick.
---Brandi Glanville, from Twitter, on the news that LeAnn Rimes bought a "vacation mansion" in Cabo San Lucas for her and her ill-gotten family (?) to live in.
LeAnn later Tweeted this:
Oh the bulls**t! Laughing.
Will the drama never end, guys? (I'll answer that for you: I sure as shit hope not.) ...
Oh my gosh, wouldn't it be neat if you could decide every single thing about your kid before you even had one? Maybe? I can't decide if it would be neat or boring or creepy, but for Kanye's sake, I'm going to lean toward neat for now.
See, Kanye, way before he impregnated Kim Kardashian, already planned out what his son was going to be like, and he documented it all in a song called "New Day." The song was one of his collaborations with Jay-Z on Watch the Throne, and one of his verses w...
Ok, that photo is of Lindsay Lohan on New Year's Eve, definitely not partying. Take a look at her face. It's the same one we've seen for a good while. Got it?
Now look at this:
That's one of the very first photos of Lindsay taken in 2013. TMZ posted it, along with the headline "Shocking New Year's Transformation," but I don't know. It looks like she got a decent amount of needles stuck into her face to tighten and smooth and creep or whatever, but I wouldn't really call this "shocking."...
The story about Sofia and her man, Nick, getting into a club fight on New Year's Eve is a couple of days old, and we didn't even cover it because Nick Loeb is a tool and he's always doing tooly things like this. Also, because Sofia's also a self-proclaimed hothead who fights and loves and loves and fights all in five minutes. All in all, not really surprising that these two got into some kind of argument (whether with one another, or with other people) in public.
Things got interesting, however,...
My oh my, how beautiful Emma Watson is looking these days, huh? That hair of hers sure is growing in nicely, and that's about the most g-rated thing I can say about Emma Watson right now, because her beauty is simply captivating ... Among---ahem---other things.
Here's Emma, to Marie Claire, on how grounded she is:
"Friends and family come first and work comes second, that's just how I live my life."
And Emma on her schooling:
"I try to step away from the entertainment industry wh...
Jan 2, 2013 | #myass part 1!!!! My real booty lol make fun of mine not a fake one lol by JENNIWOWW on Keek.com
Jan 2, 2013 | #my ass part 2!!! by JENNIWOWW on Keek.com
J Woww says the photo of her ass circulating the internets is "vile" and "disgusting," and claims that a huge amount of Photoshopping happened in order for her bum to look like ... well, like my grandmother's, if my grandmother wore skanky, too-short sequin dresses and had the bad judgement to bend over while on stage.
After ...
Ah, Kelly Clarkson---another one of my most favorite people to talk about, even though we don't often have "good" reason to talk about her, as her life is actually pretty normal and scandal-free. Something I love, though, despite the fact that she's not much of a staple around here anymore? That when we do talk about her, it's pretty much always positive (unless it's about That Blonde, and girl, you know how I feel about that business). Here's Kelly in a recent interview with Cosmopolitan, where ...
Wait, you missed that Kathy Griffin acted like a ho on national television? Because, oh, yeah: Kathy Griffin acted like a ho on national television. Thought you knew.
No, Kathy appeared with David Letterman last night, and when David insinuated that he wanted to discuss Kathy's blowjob simulation, she had this to say:
"If you think this is the part where I’m going to apologise for trying to go down on Anderson Cooper you are sorely mistaken. I tried, ladies and gays, I tried for you."
So, alright. Just when you thought it...
Ok, look. I need to take a minute to publicly apologize for that time that I said it was weird when Anne Hathaway said that it would be embarrassing if she didn't get nominated for an Oscar for her work in Les Miserables. I finally saw the movie yesterday, and she deserves ALL the Oscars. Give them all to her. She was that good. I would be perfectly fine if she won the all of the awards for the rest of her whole life and for a good few years after her death. I can't even put into words how good ...
More specifically, this is a picture of Madonna on the ground after she fell on her face while trying to ski. Apparently this photo captured just one of the times that she wiped out. Because she did that. A lot.
I don't have any other news about Madonna right now, I just thought that many of you would appreciate a picture of her falling down and looking pissed about it. I'm right, aren't I?...
Sorry, did you say something? I can't hear you over my complete and utter adoration for Jennifer Lawrence. I am going to get this magazine cover tattooed on my body so that I can lovingly stroke her face and pretend that she is smiling like that at me. Did we just cross over into creepy? I think so. Let's keep going.
As if the photo shoot from Jennifer's issue of Vanity Fair wasn't enough, now we're getting to hear some bits from the interview. And they will make you hug your computer and roll around in the floor with it out of sheer love for this girl. You kn...
Ok Im super excited my kids are moving into a mansion but I want to throw up in my mouth and swallow it- having to hear about it :) ... It's making me a little sick.
---Brandi Glanville, from Twitter, on the news that LeAnn Rimes bought a "vacation mansion" in Cabo San Lucas for her and her ill-gotten family (?) to live in.
LeAnn later Tweeted this:
Oh the bulls**t! Laughing.
Will the drama never end, guys? (I'll answer that for you: I sure as shit hope not.) ...
This is ...
Oh my gosh, wouldn't it be neat if you could decide every single thing about your kid before you even had one? Maybe? I can't decide if it would be neat or boring or creepy, but for Kanye's sake, I'm going to lean toward neat for now.
See, Kanye, way before he impregnated Kim Kardashian, already planned out what his son was going to be like, and he documented it all in a song called "New Day." The song was one of his collaborations with Jay-Z on Watch the Throne, and one of his verses w...
Ok, that photo is of Lindsay Lohan on New Year's Eve, definitely not partying. Take a look at her face. It's the same one we've seen for a good while. Got it?
Now look at this:
That's one of the very first photos of Lindsay taken in 2013. TMZ posted it, along with the headline "Shocking New Year's Transformation," but I don't know. It looks like she got a decent amount of needles stuck into her face to tighten and smooth and creep or whatever, but I wouldn't really call this "shocking."...
The story about Sofia and her man, Nick, getting into a club fight on New Year's Eve is a couple of days old, and we didn't even cover it because Nick Loeb is a tool and he's always doing tooly things like this. Also, because Sofia's also a self-proclaimed hothead who fights and loves and loves and fights all in five minutes. All in all, not really surprising that these two got into some kind of argument (whether with one another, or with other people) in public.
Things got interesting, however,...
My oh my, how beautiful Emma Watson is looking these days, huh? That hair of hers sure is growing in nicely, and that's about the most g-rated thing I can say about Emma Watson right now, because her beauty is simply captivating ... Among---ahem---other things.
Here's Emma, to Marie Claire, on how grounded she is:
"Friends and family come first and work comes second, that's just how I live my life."
And Emma on her schooling:
"I try to step away from the entertainment industry wh...
Ah, Kelly Clarkson---another one of my most favorite people to talk about, even though we don't often have "good" reason to talk about her, as her life is actually pretty normal and scandal-free. Something I love, though, despite the fact that she's not much of a staple around here anymore? That when we do talk about her, it's pretty much always positive (unless it's about That Blonde, and girl, you know how I feel about that business). Here's Kelly in a recent interview with Cosmopolitan, where ...
Wait, you missed that Kathy Griffin acted like a ho on national television? Because, oh, yeah: Kathy Griffin acted like a ho on national television. Thought you knew.
No, Kathy appeared with David Letterman last night, and when David insinuated that he wanted to discuss Kathy's blowjob simulation, she had this to say:
"If you think this is the part where I’m going to apologise for trying to go down on Anderson Cooper you are sorely mistaken. I tried, ladies and gays, I tried for you."
So, alright. Just when you thought it...
Ok, look. I need to take a minute to publicly apologize for that time that I said it was weird when Anne Hathaway said that it would be embarrassing if she didn't get nominated for an Oscar for her work in Les Miserables. I finally saw the movie yesterday, and she deserves ALL the Oscars. Give them all to her. She was that good. I would be perfectly fine if she won the all of the awards for the rest of her whole life and for a good few years after her death. I can't even put into words how good ...
More specifically, this is a picture of Madonna on the ground after she fell on her face while trying to ski. Apparently this photo captured just one of the times that she wiped out. Because she did that. A lot.
I don't have any other news about Madonna right now, I just thought that many of you would appreciate a picture of her falling down and looking pissed about it. I'm right, aren't I?...
Sorry, did you say something? I can't hear you over my complete and utter adoration for Jennifer Lawrence. I am going to get this magazine cover tattooed on my body so that I can lovingly stroke her face and pretend that she is smiling like that at me. Did we just cross over into creepy? I think so. Let's keep going.
As if the photo shoot from Jennifer's issue of Vanity Fair wasn't enough, now we're getting to hear some bits from the interview. And they will make you hug your computer and roll around in the floor with it out of sheer love for this girl. You kn...