How mad is she? SO mad! Like if there was some sort of universal scale to measure madness, her madness would probably be the most ever.
She's angry, natch, because stupid old Kris Humphries still won't give her a divorce. She wants to marry Kanye before she has their love child, but she can't marry him because duh, stupid old Kris Humphries is being a meanie! You understand.
From Radar:
Pregnant reality TV star Kim Kardashian is venting to close friends that her estranged husband, Kris Hu...
In the past, my opinion of Megan Fox has been mostly "eh." There have been a few times that she's said some things that were stupid, but even then I was like "ha ha, whatever" as opposed to some kind of active dislike. Basically, I just don't really care about Megan Fox.
But a couple days ago, she got a Twitter account. And my feelings are changing fast.
Here's her very first tweet:
I'm incredibly late to the party but I'm here nonetheless, so what now?
And her second:
Hello twitter. How is ...
Well, I never. I literally have never. I've never felt so much disappointment, so much shame, and so much fear for the future of the youth of the world.
Nah, I'm just playin'. This is just a photo of Justin Bieber smoking a joint.
The photo was taken at a party in some hotel room on January 2nd. Everyone got high, and then they reportedly talked about the best place to get fast food late at night. No, really, that actually happened.
Really, the only thing I'm worried about with this new development of Just...
From the NY Post:
Now we know why Lindsay Lohan broke her promise to stay in for a quiet New Year’s Eve and instead — with her mom in tow — went partying in London. Cold hard cash.
She collected at least $100,000 to celebrate with Brunei’s Haji Abdul Azim. Known worldwide as Prince Azim, he throws some of the wildest, most lavish bashes ever, topped off with gift bags stuffed with expensive party favors like iPads and jewelry dripping with diamonds.
Lohan, who claimed to be plann...
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Dum de dum, LeAnn Rimes getting back to her roots of frolicking on the beach sans most of her clothes. Isn't life grand, guys?
Also, here's LeAnn and the ever-present (and more noticeable than ever) Lizzy:
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And then again, from the side:
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Lizzy and LeAnn. LeAnn and Lizzy. I guess they're quite the package after all, huh? />...
If you were the average viewer, you'd probably describe this video as a video of Jay-Z rapping. You might call it a video of Jay-Z rapping with Chris Martin bouncing around and saying something into the microphone every now and then. But I am not the average viewer, and I'm sure many of you aren't either. So for me, and perhaps for you, this is a hilarious video of Gwyneth Paltrow dancing.
Why don't you do yourself a favor and treat yourself by watching this video? You're worth it. She does this thing where she keeps raising up one hand, and I think at one point she might grab her crotch. />
If you were the average viewer, you'd probably describe this video as a video of Jay-Z rapping. You might call it a video of Jay-Z rapping with Chris Martin bouncing around and saying something into the microphone every now and then. But I am not the average viewer, and I'm sure many of you aren't either. So for me, and perhaps for you, this is a hilarious video of Gwyneth Paltrow dancing.
Why don't you do yourself a favor and treat yourself by watching this video? You're worth it. Sh...
Oh, Zooey, the apple of my eye. She could get arrested for building a meth lab in the back of an ice cream truck and I'd be like "well, she probably had a good reason for doing it." She can't do a single thing wrong, but she is very, very capable of doing things right.
As you probably guessed by the picture of Zooey on the cover of a Glamour magazine, she did an interview for the publication, and she had some pretty nice things to say:
On being a whimsical feminist: "I'm just being mys...
Oh, that Thanksgiving Throwdown and how it's come to haunt us all ...
Or, no, but remember that time that Gabriel Aubry got his ass kicked by Halle Berry's new dude, Olivier Martinez? Yeah, and then everyone said that it was all Gabriel's fault, even though it looked like he was about half a punch from having his whole entire head knocked off? We knew that everything was cool already, that no one was going to get into any trouble, but now we know that everything is cool, just as long as Gabriel Aubry doesn't mess everything up again...
Hey, look! This is the third time in life that we've ever talked about Jessica Chastain---isn't that great? Before you know it, we'll have upskirts and boobslips galore, and aren't you lucky that you got your stuff here first before all of the f-ckery hit the fan*?
In a recent interview with InStyle UK, Jessica talks about dating---and who she won't date.
Here's girlfriend on what it's like to date in Hollywood:
"I have a rule. No actors. I realized I wanted just to be able to hang ou...
From Twitter:
Bean is a little girl. She is a chihuahua mix of some type :) she brought so much sunshine!!! I love my little bean so much.
So, OK. Miley's got a new pet, which is unsurprising, because Miley loves her pets and maybe---maybe---tries to keep a quota on how many she has at a given time. Needless to say, she's recently had an unfortunate opening occur in her canine family, so she's got Bean, now, and gosh, isn't that little doggie cute? Maybe, you know, the cutest little doggie ever?
Congrats to ...
From TMZ:
Naomi Campbell reportedly suffered a torn ligament in her leg when she was mugged on a street in Paris.
The supermodel was hailing a cab when she was attacked and robbed by multiple assailants reports the NY Post. The attack -- which occurred more than a month ago -- left Campbell in a wheelchair and crutches.
The Post says Campbell's boyfriend, Vladimir Doronin, has upped her security since the incident.
When called for comment about the incident, Campbell told the paper,...
Kim Kardashian's Ass Wars. [The Superficial]
Kate Bosworth at thirty. Eek. [Lainey Gossip]
Helen Mirren finally receives a star. [Splash]
George Lucas is getting married. [Starpulse]
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson didn't spend the holidays together---dun dun dun. [Cele|bitchy]
Rappers "epic" Twitter fight ends in song. [Huff Po]
Kathy Griffin: you're gross. [The Frisky]
A trailer for Tina Fey's new movie. [I'm Not Obsessed]
A baby's growing in Kim Kardashian's ass. LOL. [Amy Grin...
How mad is she? SO mad! Like if there was some sort of universal scale to measure madness, her madness would probably be the most ever.
She's angry, natch, because stupid old Kris Humphries still won't give her a divorce. She wants to marry Kanye before she has their love child, but she can't marry him because duh, stupid old Kris Humphries is being a meanie! You understand.
From Radar:
Pregnant reality TV star Kim Kardashian is venting to close friends that her estranged husband, Kris Hu...
In the past, my opinion of Megan Fox has been mostly "eh." There have been a few times that she's said some things that were stupid, but even then I was like "ha ha, whatever" as opposed to some kind of active dislike. Basically, I just don't really care about Megan Fox.
But a couple days ago, she got a Twitter account. And my feelings are changing fast.
Here's her very first tweet:
I'm incredibly late to the party but I'm here nonetheless, so what now?
And her second:
Hello twitter. How is ...
Well, I never. I literally have never. I've never felt so much disappointment, so much shame, and so much fear for the future of the youth of the world.
Nah, I'm just playin'. This is just a photo of Justin Bieber smoking a joint.
The photo was taken at a party in some hotel room on January 2nd. Everyone got high, and then they reportedly talked about the best place to get fast food late at night. No, really, that actually happened.
Really, the only thing I'm worried about with this new development of Just...
From the NY Post:
Now we know why Lindsay Lohan broke her promise to stay in for a quiet New Year’s Eve and instead — with her mom in tow — went partying in London. Cold hard cash.
She collected at least $100,000 to celebrate with Brunei’s Haji Abdul Azim. Known worldwide as Prince Azim, he throws some of the wildest, most lavish bashes ever, topped off with gift bags stuffed with expensive party favors like iPads and jewelry dripping with diamonds.
Lohan, who claimed to be plann...
Oh, Zooey, the apple of my eye. She could get arrested for building a meth lab in the back of an ice cream truck and I'd be like "well, she probably had a good reason for doing it." She can't do a single thing wrong, but she is very, very capable of doing things right.
As you probably guessed by the picture of Zooey on the cover of a Glamour magazine, she did an interview for the publication, and she had some pretty nice things to say:
On being a whimsical feminist: "I'm just being mys...
Oh, that Thanksgiving Throwdown and how it's come to haunt us all ...
Or, no, but remember that time that Gabriel Aubry got his ass kicked by Halle Berry's new dude, Olivier Martinez? Yeah, and then everyone said that it was all Gabriel's fault, even though it looked like he was about half a punch from having his whole entire head knocked off? We knew that everything was cool already, that no one was going to get into any trouble, but now we know that everything is cool, just as long as Gabriel Aubry doesn't mess everything up again...
Hey, look! This is the third time in life that we've ever talked about Jessica Chastain---isn't that great? Before you know it, we'll have upskirts and boobslips galore, and aren't you lucky that you got your stuff here first before all of the f-ckery hit the fan*?
In a recent interview with InStyle UK, Jessica talks about dating---and who she won't date.
Here's girlfriend on what it's like to date in Hollywood:
"I have a rule. No actors. I realized I wanted just to be able to hang ou...
From Twitter:
Bean is a little girl. She is a chihuahua mix of some type :) she brought so much sunshine!!! I love my little bean so much.
So, OK. Miley's got a new pet, which is unsurprising, because Miley loves her pets and maybe---maybe---tries to keep a quota on how many she has at a given time. Needless to say, she's recently had an unfortunate opening occur in her canine family, so she's got Bean, now, and gosh, isn't that little doggie cute? Maybe, you know, the cutest little doggie ever?
Congrats to ...
From TMZ:
Naomi Campbell reportedly suffered a torn ligament in her leg when she was mugged on a street in Paris.
The supermodel was hailing a cab when she was attacked and robbed by multiple assailants reports the NY Post. The attack -- which occurred more than a month ago -- left Campbell in a wheelchair and crutches.
The Post says Campbell's boyfriend, Vladimir Doronin, has upped her security since the incident.
When called for comment about the incident, Campbell told the paper,...
Kim Kardashian's Ass Wars. [The Superficial]
Kate Bosworth at thirty. Eek. [Lainey Gossip]
Helen Mirren finally receives a star. [Splash]
George Lucas is getting married. [Starpulse]
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson didn't spend the holidays together---dun dun dun. [Cele|bitchy]
Rappers "epic" Twitter fight ends in song. [Huff Po]
Kathy Griffin: you're gross. [The Frisky]
A trailer for Tina Fey's new movie. [I'm Not Obsessed]
A baby's growing in Kim Kardashian's ass. LOL. [Amy Grin...