Heidi and Spencer are taking over television all over again. [The Superficial]
Jen needs wireless. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Kate Upton making out with Justin Bieber here? [Yeeeah]
... And this is who's making the aforementioned Justin Bieber smoke all the pot. [Starpulse]
Wine is classy. [theBERRY]
Heidi Klum never wants to wake up next to a twenty-five year-old. [Cele|bitchy]
Pete Doherty's penis. [Bohomoth]
Brandi Glanville gave away her wedding dress. [Amy Grindhouse]
How to drink a lot more water. ...
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But of course, how could she not be? He's allowed to walk around looking like this ^^ while she's supposed to have full f-cking airbrush makeup on while exercising instead of looking like ... well, this? Sure, that's fair. Completely fair.
But even though you might want to chalk Mila's "whatever" face up to the idea that maybe Ashton's just talking about the fat grams in his turkey sausage bagel, let me tell you, it's not. No, that picture up there is pretty priceless---it says a lot. It actually says things like how Mila's probably got the upper hand in this situation, and how she's really only using Ashton for sex and maybe a little public humiliation. It says how Ashton is just a miserable asshole who doesn't even look happy when his girlfriend looks like this, and just how pathetic that is:
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But of course, how could she not be? He's allowed to walk around looking like this ^^ while she's supposed to have full f-cking airbrush makeup on while exercising instead of looking like ... well, this? Sure, that's fair. Completely fair.
But even though you might want to chalk Mila's "whatever" face up to the idea that maybe Ashton's just talking about the fat grams in his turkey sausage bagel, let me tell you, it's not. No, that picture up there is pretty priceless...
Why's it confusing, you ask? Because I'm not sure if girlfriend's trying to rip off Christina Ricci. In either case, she's not pulling it off well, because in order to be Courtney, I'd recommend some smears on that carefully-applied lipstick, some baby barrettes, and maybe a handful of lesions thrown in for good measure. If, on the other hand, she's trying more for Christina, she needs to shrink about three feet, because girl is tall (trivia: ...
See this picture of Eva Mendes? It's the second sad-looking picture that's come out since New Year's Eve, and what's more is the fact that Ryan and Eva didn't even spend the New Year together. Nope, Eva celebrated the arrival of 2013 all by her lonesome (and even her lonesome is looking pretty damn sad these days, too).
Word on the street is that there's trouble in paradise, and by "paradise," I mean "Ryan Gosling's pants," because even more reliable sources haven't seen the couple together in actual weeks, save for some ...
I know, I'm freaking out too, but it's true. Kim Kardashian, possessor of the golden fetus, is refusing to accept money in exchange for pictures of her baby after it's born. Several magazines have offered Kim several million dollars to publish the very first photos of the baby, but Kim is saying no. Kim Kardashian is saying no to offers of money and fame. Maybe the Mayans fudged a little.
Ok, but here's the thing: since Kim is in the early stages of cooking up that human, everybody kno...
Probably my favorite celebrity couple in the history of celebrities coupling is Michelle Williams and Jason Segel. I've always adored them so, so much separately, and I never even imagined that these two magical souls could become one. But they have, and they still are. And that's what this story is about.
That photo up there is of Michelle and Jason, along with their BFF, Busy Philipps, having fun in Cancun. Michelle is the pale girl who isn't pregnant, if you needed help figuring that out. Mi...
Oh, Haylor. A love so young yet so precious. A love that has captured the heart of a generation. A love that is not as good as that 17-year-old Kennedy thing, but that's still pretty ok. It is simply ... Haylor.
Haylor, just in case you live under a merciful, protective rock, is the nickname of power couple Taylor Swift and Harry Styles. They love each other, like, a lot. So much that they're already thinking of getting married, and that idea is apparently serious enough for Taylor's dad to...
Are you happy now? Have you gotten your fill of shaming poor little Justin Bieber, or do you still have some more insults to throw at him for smoking that wacky weed? Did you forget what it was like to be a rich and famous 18-year-old boy? Do you have no humanity? No decency?
Well, regardless of all that, this is not about you. This is about Justin, and how even though he makes mistakes, he's still a wonderful person, a bright, beautiful star in this dark, dark world. Here are some tweets he tweeted yesterday that prove just how wonderful - and jus...
To be fair, I don't think it really counts as maternity fashion if the lady wearing the outfit isn't showing yet. So really, a more accurate title would probably be "Kim Kardashian Screws Up Fashion."
Honestly, there's just no excuse for this. This woman is 32 years old. Her body type isn't new to her. She's short and curvy, and if you don't want that to translate to stumpy, there are some things you have to do. You could start with not wearing high waisted skirts with cropped blazers. ...
From TMZ:
It's only been five months since Octomom got off welfare, but TMZ has learned the honeymoon's over for your tax dollars -- because she's back on government assistance.
Sources close to Octo tell TMZ, Nadya Suleman signed up for welfare again this week after her October rehab bills devoured most of her savings.
We're told the mother of 14 will be getting $1,800 a month for food, $1,000 for emergency cash, as well as Medi-Cal benefits to help with mental heath and dental issues.
...
We haven't talked about Josh Hutcherson since May. I honestly can't even believe that, but it's obviously true. I guess that that just means that my own personal love for him was burning in my heart so strongly that I didn't even take the time to realize that I hadn't shared it publicly in months. And I think that's admirable.
Also admirable: this whole entire video. Just watch it, then watch it over again. Then wait a few minutes and watch it again. Save the video, and watch it once a day for as long as the internet exists. I think we'll all be better for it. />
We haven't talked about Josh Hutcherson since May. I honestly can't even believe that, but it's obviously true. I guess that that just means that my own personal love for him was burning in my heart so strongly that I didn't even take the time to realize that I hadn't shared it publicly in months. And I think that's admirable.
Also admirable: this whole entire video. Just watch it, then watch it over again. Then wait a few minutes and watch it again. Save the video, and watch it once a day for as long as the int...
If one thing can be said about Lindsay Lohan, it's that she always, always makes very good decisions. Oh, wait, that's not it. No, if one thing can be said about Lindsay, it's that she's the very picture of responsibility. Dang it, that's wrong too. Ok, one more time: if one thing can be said about Lindsay, it's that she always, no matter what, is the hottest mess on the block. Yeah, I think that one's it.
Here's the story this time, all right? Lindsay is still in London, probably stil...
Heidi and Spencer are taking over television all over again. [The Superficial]
Jen needs wireless. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Kate Upton making out with Justin Bieber here? [Yeeeah]
... And this is who's making the aforementioned Justin Bieber smoke all the pot. [Starpulse]
Wine is classy. [theBERRY]
Heidi Klum never wants to wake up next to a twenty-five year-old. [Cele|bitchy]
Pete Doherty's penis. [Bohomoth]
Brandi Glanville gave away her wedding dress. [Amy Grindhouse]
How to drink a lot more water. ...
[Image removed upon request]
But of course, how could she not be? He's allowed to walk around looking like this ^^ while she's supposed to have full f-cking airbrush makeup on while exercising instead of looking like ... well, this? Sure, that's fair. Completely fair.
But even though you might want to chalk Mila's "whatever" face up to the idea that maybe Ashton's just talking about the fat grams in his turkey sausage bagel, let me tell you, it's not. No, that picture up there is pretty priceless...
Why's it confusing, you ask? Because I'm not sure if girlfriend's trying to rip off Christina Ricci. In either case, she's not pulling it off well, because in order to be Courtney, I'd recommend some smears on that carefully-applied lipstick, some baby barrettes, and maybe a handful of lesions thrown in for good measure. If, on the other hand, she's trying more for Christina, she needs to shrink about three feet, because girl is tall (trivia: ...
See this picture of Eva Mendes? It's the second sad-looking picture that's come out since New Year's Eve, and what's more is the fact that Ryan and Eva didn't even spend the New Year together. Nope, Eva celebrated the arrival of 2013 all by her lonesome (and even her lonesome is looking pretty damn sad these days, too).
Word on the street is that there's trouble in paradise, and by "paradise," I mean "Ryan Gosling's pants," because even more reliable sources haven't seen the couple together in actual weeks, save for some ...
I know, I'm freaking out too, but it's true. Kim Kardashian, possessor of the golden fetus, is refusing to accept money in exchange for pictures of her baby after it's born. Several magazines have offered Kim several million dollars to publish the very first photos of the baby, but Kim is saying no. Kim Kardashian is saying no to offers of money and fame. Maybe the Mayans fudged a little.
Ok, but here's the thing: since Kim is in the early stages of cooking up that human, everybody kno...
Probably my favorite celebrity couple in the history of celebrities coupling is Michelle Williams and Jason Segel. I've always adored them so, so much separately, and I never even imagined that these two magical souls could become one. But they have, and they still are. And that's what this story is about.
That photo up there is of Michelle and Jason, along with their BFF, Busy Philipps, having fun in Cancun. Michelle is the pale girl who isn't pregnant, if you needed help figuring that out. Mi...
Oh, Haylor. A love so young yet so precious. A love that has captured the heart of a generation. A love that is not as good as that 17-year-old Kennedy thing, but that's still pretty ok. It is simply ... Haylor.
Haylor, just in case you live under a merciful, protective rock, is the nickname of power couple Taylor Swift and Harry Styles. They love each other, like, a lot. So much that they're already thinking of getting married, and that idea is apparently serious enough for Taylor's dad to...
Are you happy now? Have you gotten your fill of shaming poor little Justin Bieber, or do you still have some more insults to throw at him for smoking that wacky weed? Did you forget what it was like to be a rich and famous 18-year-old boy? Do you have no humanity? No decency?
Well, regardless of all that, this is not about you. This is about Justin, and how even though he makes mistakes, he's still a wonderful person, a bright, beautiful star in this dark, dark world. Here are some tweets he tweeted yesterday that prove just how wonderful - and jus...
To be fair, I don't think it really counts as maternity fashion if the lady wearing the outfit isn't showing yet. So really, a more accurate title would probably be "Kim Kardashian Screws Up Fashion."
Honestly, there's just no excuse for this. This woman is 32 years old. Her body type isn't new to her. She's short and curvy, and if you don't want that to translate to stumpy, there are some things you have to do. You could start with not wearing high waisted skirts with cropped blazers. ...
From TMZ:
It's only been five months since Octomom got off welfare, but TMZ has learned the honeymoon's over for your tax dollars -- because she's back on government assistance.
Sources close to Octo tell TMZ, Nadya Suleman signed up for welfare again this week after her October rehab bills devoured most of her savings.
We're told the mother of 14 will be getting $1,800 a month for food, $1,000 for emergency cash, as well as Medi-Cal benefits to help with mental heath and dental issues.
...
If one thing can be said about Lindsay Lohan, it's that she always, always makes very good decisions. Oh, wait, that's not it. No, if one thing can be said about Lindsay, it's that she's the very picture of responsibility. Dang it, that's wrong too. Ok, one more time: if one thing can be said about Lindsay, it's that she always, no matter what, is the hottest mess on the block. Yeah, I think that one's it.
Here's the story this time, all right? Lindsay is still in London, probably stil...