OK, brace yourself, guys, because this morning is about to get even more absurd than it already is, what with Taylor Swift getting dumped for the zillionth time in a row.
The latest story is that Justin Bieber's f-cking weirdo fans have banded together to cut themselves in an effort to make their favorite popstar stop all the pot-smoking, because duh, like, pot smoking is so, so bad and only scumbags do things like that*.
Things are getting so crazy that even dang ol' Miley Cyrus is jumping int...
Oh my god, I'm kidding. FREAK OUT, AND FREAK OUT HARD. This is the moment that we've been waiting for for ten whole years. David Bowie, probably one of the greatest gifts the world has ever been given, is making music again. Here's his brand new single:
It's called "Where Are We Now," obviously, and it's the first single off his new album, The Next Day. The album, if you can even believe it, is set to be released in March. It'll be his first album in literally ten years - his last,...
That thing where Emily told you guys that Harry and Taylor were in "love" and in it for the long haul? That thing she mentioned the other day about the two of them tying the knot? Well, forget about it, because the whole shebang's off, and it's because girlfriend and boyfriend just can't get along. SADFACE.
Did you see Taylor's Twitter feed lately? Well, if Taylor can be expected to act like Taylor, she's being all passive-aggressive and doing her her thing. The most telling Tweet of all says, "... 'ti...
From Farrah Abraham's blog:
SOOOOOooooo, this is a touchy subject the Unibrow thing.
But recently I could not ignore it, like I know I've seen madonna's duaghter have a stand out uni brow, I remember when I was little I had a unibrow, but I couldn't remember if there was an age limit, a rule!
So here I am faced with a standout historical moment in motherhood when I can confirm to myself that my little, adorable,most cuddle-able cutie, baby girl has a Unibrow :( , I felt bad for her, an...
Lindsay Lohan is loser because her dad beat her mom. [The Superficial]
5 Reasons Why Katy Perry Must Be Stopped. [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye's trying for class. [Starpulse]
Sad child pageant pics. [theBERRY]
Male model Monday. [Socialite Life]
Why Lindsay never showed up for court. [TMZ]
The ten-year-old (male) cat lover who donates his allowance to save felines. [The Frisky]
Terry Richardson does Lena Dunham. [Cele|bitchy]
Justin Bieber does shirtlessness. [The Superficial]
Katepedia. [Lainey Gossip]
This is what happened to Jennif...
From USA Today:
Katy Perry. Oscars. Visualize it.
The pop star is on the Academy's short list of songs eligible for an Oscar nomination in the best original song category.
Perry penned the song Wide Awake for this summer's concert film Katy Perry: Part of Me.
While the 28-year-old Perry has been nominated for nine Grammy awards, the Oscar nomination would be a very different honor.
"It's like a dream's dream," Perry tells USA TODAY over e-mail. "When I was growing up and working on music, it wa...
I know that this is really hard to believe, because Eddie Cibrian just seems like such a kind, upstanding person, but that's the rumor: since he's not not making all that much money these days, he's just spending LeAnn's money for her. And not even in a "what's mine is yours" way, but more in a "hey, I know I'm going to make you totally broke, but I really wanted this solid gold pizza cutter" way."
From Star via Celebitchy:
LeAnn Rimes hasn’t had much success with buying love from her...
I don't know. The lady messing with her fingernails doesn't know. Hell, Selena Gomez herself probably doesn't even know, but want to hear a secret? Because I'll tell you a secret that's probably not so secret once you hear it (actually, to be frank, it wouldn't be a secret once you heard it, because that's not really how secrets work, now, is it?): whatever Selena Gomez is doing with her face isn't all that good.
Granted, it's a funny face. We all make funny faces---I make funny faces in the bathr...
Well, this is basically my worst nightmare. Justin Bieber is only 18 years old, and he already has like a billion tattoos. Before too long, he won't have an inch of tender pink skin left. It'll all be covered with birds and flowers and Jesus or whatever. And that's sad.
Don't get me wrong though, because I'm all for tattoos. Get all the tattoos, I'll support you. But Justin's tattoos just seem so silly. Like that owl he has right on his arm. Come on now. Just come on now.
His ...
On Saturday, I told you guys that Lindsay had a court date this morning, you know, for that time she punched a psychic. She had to be down at the courthouse in New York today, or there would be a warrant out for her arrest.
Well, it's today. The hearing happened. Lindsay is still in London. She's not in trouble at all. What is this girl even made of?
Really though, she just got super lucky. This morning, prosecutors announced that they were still investigating, which means that th...
He's my best friend in the world. I love him. ... I appreciate David more now than I ever did. I mean ... it's hard. I don't recommend divorce in general, but, you know, he is my best friend and we've both grown and changed. I think we both appreciate each other more. I hope he does. I do.
---Courteney Cox on The Ellen Degeneres Show talking about her ex-husband, David Arquette. Who she still loves. And who she's probably sleeping with on the regular and feeling kind of sad and guilty about it,...
OK, brace yourself, guys, because this morning is about to get even more absurd than it already is, what with Taylor Swift getting dumped for the zillionth time in a row.
The latest story is that Justin Bieber's f-cking weirdo fans have banded together to cut themselves in an effort to make their favorite popstar stop all the pot-smoking, because duh, like, pot smoking is so, so bad and only scumbags do things like that*.
Things are getting so crazy that even dang ol' Miley Cyrus is jumping int...
Oh my god, I'm kidding. FREAK OUT, AND FREAK OUT HARD. This is the moment that we've been waiting for for ten whole years. David Bowie, probably one of the greatest gifts the world has ever been given, is making music again. Here's his brand new single:
It's called "Where Are We Now," obviously, and it's the first single off his new album, The Next Day. The album, if you can even believe it, is set to be released in March. It'll be his first album in literally ten years - his last,...
That thing where Emily told you guys that Harry and Taylor were in "love" and in it for the long haul? That thing she mentioned the other day about the two of them tying the knot? Well, forget about it, because the whole shebang's off, and it's because girlfriend and boyfriend just can't get along. SADFACE.
Did you see Taylor's Twitter feed lately? Well, if Taylor can be expected to act like Taylor, she's being all passive-aggressive and doing her her thing. The most telling Tweet of all says, "... 'ti...
From Farrah Abraham's blog:
SOOOOOooooo, this is a touchy subject the Unibrow thing.
But recently I could not ignore it, like I know I've seen madonna's duaghter have a stand out uni brow, I remember when I was little I had a unibrow, but I couldn't remember if there was an age limit, a rule!
So here I am faced with a standout historical moment in motherhood when I can confirm to myself that my little, adorable,most cuddle-able cutie, baby girl has a Unibrow :( , I felt bad for her, an...
Lindsay Lohan is loser because her dad beat her mom. [The Superficial]
5 Reasons Why Katy Perry Must Be Stopped. [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye's trying for class. [Starpulse]
Sad child pageant pics. [theBERRY]
Male model Monday. [Socialite Life]
Why Lindsay never showed up for court. [TMZ]
The ten-year-old (male) cat lover who donates his allowance to save felines. [The Frisky]
Terry Richardson does Lena Dunham. [Cele|bitchy]
Justin Bieber does shirtlessness. [The Superficial]
Katepedia. [Lainey Gossip]
This is what happened to Jennif...
From USA Today:
Katy Perry. Oscars. Visualize it.
The pop star is on the Academy's short list of songs eligible for an Oscar nomination in the best original song category.
Perry penned the song Wide Awake for this summer's concert film Katy Perry: Part of Me.
While the 28-year-old Perry has been nominated for nine Grammy awards, the Oscar nomination would be a very different honor.
"It's like a dream's dream," Perry tells USA TODAY over e-mail. "When I was growing up and working on music, it wa...
I know that this is really hard to believe, because Eddie Cibrian just seems like such a kind, upstanding person, but that's the rumor: since he's not not making all that much money these days, he's just spending LeAnn's money for her. And not even in a "what's mine is yours" way, but more in a "hey, I know I'm going to make you totally broke, but I really wanted this solid gold pizza cutter" way."
From Star via Celebitchy:
LeAnn Rimes hasn’t had much success with buying love from her...
I don't know. The lady messing with her fingernails doesn't know. Hell, Selena Gomez herself probably doesn't even know, but want to hear a secret? Because I'll tell you a secret that's probably not so secret once you hear it (actually, to be frank, it wouldn't be a secret once you heard it, because that's not really how secrets work, now, is it?): whatever Selena Gomez is doing with her face isn't all that good.
Granted, it's a funny face. We all make funny faces---I make funny faces in the bathr...
Well, this is basically my worst nightmare. Justin Bieber is only 18 years old, and he already has like a billion tattoos. Before too long, he won't have an inch of tender pink skin left. It'll all be covered with birds and flowers and Jesus or whatever. And that's sad.
Don't get me wrong though, because I'm all for tattoos. Get all the tattoos, I'll support you. But Justin's tattoos just seem so silly. Like that owl he has right on his arm. Come on now. Just come on now.
His ...
On Saturday, I told you guys that Lindsay had a court date this morning, you know, for that time she punched a psychic. She had to be down at the courthouse in New York today, or there would be a warrant out for her arrest.
Well, it's today. The hearing happened. Lindsay is still in London. She's not in trouble at all. What is this girl even made of?
Really though, she just got super lucky. This morning, prosecutors announced that they were still investigating, which means that th...
He's my best friend in the world. I love him. ... I appreciate David more now than I ever did. I mean ... it's hard. I don't recommend divorce in general, but, you know, he is my best friend and we've both grown and changed. I think we both appreciate each other more. I hope he does. I do.
---Courteney Cox on The Ellen Degeneres Show talking about her ex-husband, David Arquette. Who she still loves. And who she's probably sleeping with on the regular and feeling kind of sad and guilty about it,...