Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kris Humphries Is Giving Kim Kardashian A Major Sadface

A photo of Kim Kardashian Also, that's an outfit she wore the other day. Just to keep you in the loop. From TMZ: Kim Kardashian does not plan to tie the knot with Kanye West -- at least not yet -- but she is angry and frustrated that Kris Humphries is putting her in a position where she may have a baby with one man while still married to another. Sources connected to Kim tell TMZ ... she does not feel the need to marry Kanye, even though she's having his baby.  But she does not want to be legally married to K...

Snooki Already Wants More Kids

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi From People: It was just four short months ago that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi gave birth to a baby boy, Lorenzo, revealing her maternal side to world. But the pint-sized reality star says she's already thinking about giving the little meatball a sibling. "I already want another baby," the Jersey Shore star, 25, tells Cosmopolitan.com. "[Fiancé] Jionni [LaValle] and I are building our house right now, but once it's built, then we're going to pop them out," she says. Yes, Snooki!...

Casper Smart Wants to Be A Daddy!

A photo of Casper Smart and Jennifer Lopez There comes a time in a young man's life when he has to decide what path he wants to take. Maybe he'll decide to focus on his career and throw everything he has into it. Maybe he'll decide that he wants to lead a life full of leisure. Or maybe he'll decide that what will truly give his life meaning is having children. It's like aspirations in the Sims - there's just something that matters more to you than everything else. It seems like Casper Smart, Jennifer Lopez's little baby boyfriend,...

Quotables: Miranda Lambert Still Doesn’t Like Chris Brown

A photo of Miranda Lambert "He beat a girl...not cool that we act like that didn't happen. I didn't feel right about not saying something. The loudmouth that I am, I say what I think. I wanted everyone to know that I don't agree with the message it's sending to young women. It's not okay. At all. To be celebrated after doing something like that. I don't think it's right, I never will, and I will stand by what I said till the day I die." - Miranda Lambert stays real about the assholery that is Chris Brown. Just in ...

Mary-Kate Olsen Might Be Engaged to Her Creepy Boyfriend

A photo of Olivier Sarkozy and Mary-Kate Olsen You know, I think that sometimes we all focus way too much on the negative, and I think that the relationship between Mary-Kate Olsen and her boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy, is a good example of that. We always talk about how creepy he is and how uncomfortable it makes us feel to look at pictures of them together. So instead of doing that whole thing over again, why don't we stay positive about it all? Why don't we make this glass half full? See, Olivier is VERY GOOD at being creepy. That is a tale...

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photo of nick nolte pictures Told you. Dumped. [The Superficial] Nick Nolte sure has changed. [Bitten and Bound] Al Roker crapped himself at the White House. That's nice. [Starpulse] Carrie Fisher: "Dear Princess Leia," [OMGBlog] Fez is causing trouble for Demi Lovato again. [Socialite Life] Charlie Sheen is dating another porn star. [Celebslam] Kate Upton's V. [Yeeeah] Rihanna's new head, lol. [Hollywood PQ] Darth Vader has trouble hearing. [The Superficial] This would be James Franco unsurprisi...

Naomi Campbell’s Assault Story Keeps Changing

photo of naomi campbell in a wheelchair pictures From Page Six: After we reported Naomi Campbell was attacked by Paris muggers who injured her leg, the supermodel addressed the incident at a Television Critics Association press conference yesterday. “I had an injury of my knee and I am on the mend. I cannot discuss any further as there is an investigation,” Campbell said while promoting her upcoming series, “The Face,” in LA. Campbell was attacked by thugs in November as she tried to get into a car, Page Six reported exclusively...

Love It or Leave It: Rihanna’s New Hair

photo of rihanna new long hair pictures Ugh, finally: a post where we can talk solely about Rihanna, and have it have nothing at all to do with Chris Brown. This sure is a treasured moment, guys. No talking about how she and he slept together on New Year's Eve, or how they totally think that gold leaf chair is real-ass gold, y'all; no half-nude photos of Rihanna posing while Chris holds the camera in one hand and his penis in the other ... Nope, this post is going to be strictly about Rihanna and how she totally got a brand-new weave, a...

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling Definitely Broke Up

photo of ryan gosling and his mom at gangster squad premiere pictures Big news, guys. Big, big news, and I'm so pleased to be able to give it to you. Remember how we talked about Eva Mendes just yesterday, an Eva Mendes who was looking all lonesome and stressed and sad and peering at her phone like, willing it to ring ring RING you bastard, why won't you just return my calls---you know, like all day long yesterday? Well it would appear that the breakup rumors are true, and if the top photo here isn't enough confirmation, well. Too f-cking bad, I'm outing this relation...

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

photo of leann rimes kissing a fish pictures It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on last week’s Jessica Simpson photo: Winner: jester2.0 "See I told you Eric this is what happens...

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photo of kim kardashian stupid face pictures Kim Kardashian's boobs are growing, guys. They're growing. [The Superficial] 18 WTF Celeb Tributes for Sale on Etsy. [The Frisky] PHOTOS: This is where Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will be raising their baby. [TMZ] Is Justin Bieber going to host SNL now? [Starpulse] 5 Celebrities to keep an eye on in 2013. [Lainey Gossip] Pamela Anderson parties with a new man. [Splash] Zac Efron is a wet kisser. [Socialite Life] Joe Simpson emerges from hiding. [The Superficial] Sally Field challenges Anne Hathaway to a DUEL. [Lainey Gossip...

Dina Lohan: “Lindsay Lohan is Effed in the Head Because Michael Lohan is Effed in the Head.”

photo of dina lohan black eye michael lohan pictures From the New York Daily News: “Michael beat the hell out of me,” Dina said, of the 1986 incident memorialized in a family snapshot of the young mother holding her baby girl — Lindsay — while sporting a huge purple bruise under her right eye. “When Lindsay saw the photo, she was furious,” said Dina. “She said, ‘Tell the world! Talk about it!’ ” According to Dina, Lindsay was affected by all that she saw as a child — and she’s not to blame for her faltering care...