There aren't even enough words to talk about this video in the manner in which it deserves, so I'm just going to leave it right here for you and allow James Franco and Ashley Benson (his GIRLFRIEND, in case you didn't know!) entertain the crap out of you. Have at it! />...
Look, I love Mila Kunis. I loved her on That 70s Show, then I loved her in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, then I loved her in Black Swan, and I loved her in everything in between. I think she's just wonderful. I would want to be her friend.
One of the things that I love about this lady is that sometimes, she just doesn't give a f-ck. She'll go out in sweatpants and no makeup, and she doesn't care. She doesn't put on a pound of makeup just because some stranger is probably going to want t...
OMG, you guys, LOL! LOL, JK! Matthew McConaughey is totes not fat. Totes McGoats.
It's just that last month, Matthew McConaughey looked like this:
In that photo, by the way, he was right around 135 pounds, which was his goal - he was shooting a movie about a man with AIDS, remember? - and which was also absolutely bananas. According to Google, Matthew is six feet tall exactly. Six feet, 135 pounds. Oh. My. God.
Since that photo was taken, Matthew's gained 25 pounds, as you can see in the very first photo. He wants to be back up to 165, so he's pretty...
The Lohans are going to court over the Lohans with the Lohans. [The Superficial]
Kim Kardashian takes her traveling baby bump to Paris. [Starpulse]
Carrie Fisher is bitter. [OMGBlog]
Justin Bieber will be smoking pot on SNL. [TMZ]
But who's going to date Taylor Swift now? [Lainey Gossip]
Tom Cruise for President? [Lainey Gossip]
Nicki Minaj needs people to maybe help her learn fashion. [Socialite Life]
The Top 10 Places Psychopaths Work. [The Frisky]
Pam Anderson is drunk, drunk, drunk. [Celebslam]
The 100 most beautiful faces of ...
Boy howdy (is that a thing people say?), I bet you didn't see that one coming! These two kids just broke up a few days ago, so the rumors are just now beginning to come out. You knew you'd see them here, but how could you know that they would paint Taylor Swift in such a crazy light?
Here, I'll break it down for you: Taylor Swift is crazy. She is clingy and obsessive and weird. She is like Edward in Twilight, without the sparkles and the superpowers. She will sneak into your bedroom at nig...
From Us Weekly:
No wonder Justin Bieber has been acting out: Days before the pop star, 18, was caught smoking pot in shocking TMZ photos, he and girlfriend Selena Gomez have parted ways yet again — this time for good, multiple sources tell the new Us Weekly, out now.
Although Bieber and the singer-actress, 20, journeyed to Puerta Vallarta, Mexico for a New Year’s trip, their happy holiday was cut short when Gomez abruptly flew home to Los Angeles on Dec. 30. “They had another huge f...
This is Beyonce's new (leaked, incidentally) GQ cover, and frankly, I don't think I like it all that much. Granted, Beyonce has a banging body, and no one can take that away from her, but it just seems so ... well, so seedy for someone like Beyonce. Or rather, for someone like Beyonce who acts like they're better than pretty much everyone and everything else, except for when a magazine like GQ comes a'knocking and offers a sum of money that anyone short of Angelina Jolie would be silly to pass u...
Hey look, Lindsay Lohan is still out partying 'til the wee hours of the morning in London! So much for that quiet, subdued holiday that she was talking about a week and a half ago, right?
Her getup, however, is actually pretty cute. Of course, there are a few things I'd tweak, or hey, even get rid of altogether. Here we go!:
---That cross necklace. Don't get me wrong; religious jewelry is OK in my book. But when Lindsay Lohan wears it, I feel a hot flush climbing the skin of my neck and into my face like I'm going to burst in...
Everyone wants to bang Katherine Webb. [The Superficial]
Zac Efron's new girlfriend. [Lainey Gossip]
Nicki Minaj shows off more of her fake ass. [Splash]
Michael Moore, heckled. [Starpulse]
Kim Kardashian doesn't want Kris Humphries around when she gives birth. [TMZ]
Matthew McConaughey on almost being fingered. [The Blemish]
Celebrities who were apparently hit in the face with a bag of oranges. [theBERRY]
World says, "Screw you, Steven Spielberg." [Huff Po]
David Bowie's new video. [Hollywood PQ]
I will ...
More specifically, Vivienne Westwood would like to sell you some jewelry, and she's using Christina Hendricks to demonstrate why you should buy that jewelry. But do the specifics really matter? Are you really concerned about where the jewelry comes from, or who designed it? Or would you rather just look at all the pretty pictures*?
*Just so we're clear, I'm talking about Christina Hendricks, not the jewelry. All though I did go back through to look specifically at the jewelry, because...
Oh guys. How is it possible that little Karreuche Tran, a virtual nobody before dating Chris Brown, can come off so cool, so collected, and so with it, when her counterpart (Rihanna, not Chris) comes off as idiotic, over the top, and immature in all of her interviews? Can I say something here? Seriously taking Chris Brown out of the equation (because seriously, Chris Brown), I think I like Karreuche Tran a whole lot more, and that's not even taking the fact that she willingly dated a lady-beater i...
Hey guys and gals,
It's your girl Taylor Swift here, and I just wanted to let you know that I'm, like, totally OK with this Harry Styles breakup thing. I really only used him for publicity, and to push that one photo that one time where I was holding a baby, because seriously: I've found that nothing attracts a man better than showing him that you're a clingy, blonde-haired lady who gives great creep-eye while holding a baby like, "I'm going to be the best baby-mama ever!" And that was really my whole endgame here. I knew that picture would...