Today's Evil Beet Gossip

James Franco Is Still Better Than You

A photo of James Franco At this point, I think it's safe to say that James Franco is better than all of us. And I say that without any resentment. It's just the truth. James Franco is a beautiful, talented soul, and we might as well be made of shit. Truth! But did you know that James Franco is also better than all other celebrities, and basically every other person working in Hollywood? Specifically, he's better than everyone who worked on the latest Spiderman movie. Here's what he had to say about it: "Eh," Franco told MTV with his signature smirk and a s...

Blind Item: Somebody’s Eating Paper

A photo of Blind Items From Blind Gossip: This actress is known mostly for her work in television. She is pretty, but she is desperate to be thinner. While she already looks slim, she thinks that if she could just drop a few more pounds that she will land the lead role in a series this year. She has a difficult time battling the hunger pangs, so she has resorted to a rather bizarre diet. She has been eating paper. She buys rolls of paper towels made of unbleached paper, and chews bits of it all day long. She clai...

This is What Lindsay Looked Like in Court Today

photo of lindsay lohan in court pictures, photos I know, guys. I know. Three Lindsay Lohan posts in one single day is most definitely excessive, but I've got an explanation or two to throw at you! One---tomorrow is my very last day on Evil Beet Gossip. It's the very last time(s) that I'll be able to write about Lindsay Lohan for Evil Beet Gossip. Lindsay Lohan is like the f-cking mascot of Evil Beet Gossip. There's lots and lots of sentimental feelings to be had over this whole thing, and Lindsay Lohan is, for once, at the center of them. The second reason? Well, because today was a big day for Lindsay...

Rihanna Talks About Chris Brown in Rolling Stone Even Though It’s No One’s Business

photo of rihanna rolling stone pictures, photos From Rolling Stone: Rihanna has opened up like never before about getting back together with her ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown, and what it means for her public image. “I decided it was more important for me to be happy,” she tells contributing editor Josh Eells in the new issue of Rolling Stone, out Friday, January 31st. “I wasn’t going to let anybody’s opinion get in the way of that. Even if it’s a mistake, it’s my mistake. After being tormented for so many years, being angry and ...

Is It OK to Creep on Dakota Fanning Now?

A photo of Dakota Fanning Dakota Fanning is 18, ok? She's 18 years old. She'll be 19 next month. She's an adult. That means I can think she's absolutely gorgeous, right? It just feels weird to me because we've all seen this girl grow up, you know? Like, when I think of Dakota Fanning, I think of the little girl from I Am Sam. I think of little baby Dakota Fanning. But when I see this magazine cover, I think "gorgeous." Is that ok? I feel like it's kind of creepy. But just look at this picture from the m...

Also, Lindsay and Dina Couldn’t Get a Hotel Room Last Night Because They’re Dirty

photo of lindsay lohan and dina mother drunk pictures, photos Well, I don't exactly know if it's because they're dirty, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that's the case. From TMZ: It was a rough night for Lindsay Lohan and mama Dina .... first, flying to L.A. to dodge an arrest warrant and landing after midnight .... then getting rejected by a swanky hotel ... and TMZ has learned they were BLACKBALLED. Lindsay and Dina showed up at Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica (see video) at around 1 AM Wednesday. Lindsay stayed in the...

Brandi Glanville Refaced Her Vagina, Made Eddie Cibrian Pay for It

photo of brandi glanville new vagina pictures, photos In an excerpt from her new book, Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders, our favorite reality show star, Brandi Glanvillle, talked subjects like "rejuvenating" her vagina, how Eddie waffled between her and LeAnn from the early beginnings of his affair, and what the end result of all the cheating was. About her vagina, Brandi said: I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor's office] Eddie's credit card number. This pretty intens...

Love It or Leave It: Kim Kardashian’s “Maternity Wear”

photo of kim kardadshian maternity clothes pictures, photos Maybe I'm approaching my time of the month and my hormones or whatever are all out of whack, because I'm finding that, the more I look at this outfit of Kim Kardashian's, the more I like it. What's more unbelievable? Kim recently did an interview with Jimmy Fallon, where she claimed that her baby wouldn't be on her reality show, 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians'. From E! Online: Even though Kim Kardashian's baby might be wearing specially made leather pants designed by dad Kanye West, she says the chi...

Chris Brown Has A Cast on His Punchin’ Hand

A photo of Chris Brown Poor, poor Chris Brown. We all know that he didn't do anything wrong concerning his fight with Frank Ocean, and now look at this! This poor man has a cast on his right hand. What sort of monster is Frank Ocean anyway? What did he do to Chris' hand? He probably stomped on it, huh? Or maybe he had a hammer in his pocket, just for occasions like this. You never know when a kind, gentle soul like Chris is going to come along and need some bones broken. Oh, wait, is that the hand Chris punches with? He's right-handed, so I'm pretty sure it is. Is it possible that he got...

Lindsay Made A Miraculous Recovery, Will Be in Court This Morning

A photo of Lindsay Lohan From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina took the last flight out of JFK last night and jetted to L.A. after being warned she'd be a wanted woman if she was a no-show in court this morning. Lindsay -- who is not just broke but deeply in debt -- waited in her car at the airport (above) until the last minute ... then flew first class on American Airlines and landed at around 12:30 AM. We're told Lindsay went into a panic after we posted our story Tuesday and started calling everyone to...