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Lindsay Lohan: Still A Groupie

A photo of Lindsay Lohan I know, you were probably worried about it. Probably you've just been on pins and needles, waiting to hear about what's going on with Lindsay and the object of her scary delusional desire, Max George of The Wanted. I bet you've basically been ripping your hair out, maybe even literally, wondering just what in the world is going on with that whole situation. Let me ease your suffering, friends. Lindsay just met his parents: Things are getting super serious between Lindsay Lohan and Want...

Everybody Loves Adele (Except Taylor Swift)

Probably my favorite time of awards season is when Adele wins something. This is for a couple reasons: one, it means that the world is, at times, anyway, fair and good and smart enough to award this goddess, and two, it means that Adele will accept the award. And Adele gives the best acceptance speeches. Take that one up there, for example. Adele won the award for her song "Skyfall," as she should have, and she accepted it in her usual charming way. And everyone loved it, because everyone always loves Adele. That is, everyone but Taylor Swift. If you watch the video through the part where the camera cuts to Taylor's reaction, you can see that she very much does not love Adele. Oh my god, but just look at her bitchy little giggle. Ok, now look at it again. I just watched it like twenty times in a row, and it still hasn't gotten old. Is there a GIF yet? YES: Probably my favorite time of awards season is when Adele wins something. This is for a couple reasons: one, it means that the world is, at times, anyway, fair and good and smart enough to award this goddess, and two, it means that Adele will accept the award. And Adele gives the best acceptance speeches. Take that one up there, for example. Adele won the award for her song "Skyfall," as she should have, and she accepted it in her usual charming way. And everyone loved it, because everyone always loves Adele. That is, everyone but...

Justin Timberlake Released A Really Underwhelming Single

Fun fact: I wrote that headline after listening to exactly 22 seconds of the song. Or, like, I was finished typing it at 22 seconds, which means that it took that long to listen, not like it, and then type a sentence about it. Just consider that. To be fair, the song did get better, but to be honest, it pretty much had to. This song is no "Sexy Back," let's just get that out of the way. It's a song about how fun formal wear is. It's just ... I don't know, guys. I can't come up with much more to say about this song. It's not that bad, but it's certainly not great. Sometimes mediocrity just happens. This is one of those times. But how do you feel about it? /> Fun fact: I wrote that headline after listening to exactly 22 seconds of the song. Or, like, I was finished typing it at 22 seconds, which means that it took that long to listen, not like it, and then type a sentence about it. Just consider that. To be fair, the song did get better, but to be honest, it pretty much had to. This song is no "Sexy Back," let's just get that out of the way. It's a song about how fun formal wear is. It's just ... I don't know, guys. I can't come up with mu...

Love It or Leave It: Hey, Rachel Zoe. Wow.

photo of rachel zoe pictures Who the hell let Rachel Zoe out of the house looking like Blind Bessie from the Senior Center did her makeup? I don't know, but alas, this is what Rachel Zoe looked like on the red carpet at last night's Golden Globe Awards. Can you even believe it? Love it or leave it---Rachel Zoe's luminous, luminous makeup: {democracy:510} ...

Oh Ew: Dita Von Teese and Russell Crowe—Are They Hittin’ That?

photo of dita von teese pictures and russell crowe pic From the New York Post: Russell Crowe has been sharing some intimate rubdowns with burlesque goddess Dita Von Teese, sources tell us. The “Les Misérables” star, who split from his wife, Danielle Spencer, in October after nine years of marriage, was spotted holed up with the pin-up gal at the Four Seasons Hotel in December, and they even got a romantic couple’s massage together at 6:30 a.m., says the source. Crowe and Von Teese have been flirting with each other on Twitter for a while. ...

Quotables: Jodie Foster Comes Out of the Closet at the Golden Globes, But Maybe She’s Just Retiring (She’s Not)

photo of jodie foster at the golden globes pictures I'm just gonna put it out there, loud and proud, right? So, um, I may need your support on this. I am single. Yes I am. I am single. I already did my coming out about a thousand years ago, back in the stone age, and now what. ---Jodie Foster on being single and coming out during her Lifetime Achievement Award acceptance at last night's Golden Globe Awards. While it's not all that surprising if Jodie is gay, because there's kind of been speculation about all that business ever since, and I quote Jodie, "the ston...

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photo of julianne moore pictures Julianne Moore looks unbelievable. [Lainey Gossip] The 'Girls' Season 2 premiere. [Starpulse] Flashback time. [theBERRY] That's funny, I thought she kind of looked like crap. [Cele|bitchy] That time Sofia Vergara's ass fell out. [Amy Grindhouse] The best moments of the Golden Globes in GIFs and videos. [The Frisky] Lena Dunham is adorable. [Splash] Robert Pattinson lets it all hang out at the Golden Globes afterparty. [Socialite Life] Anne Hathaway is, like, so dramatic. [Celebslam] Chad Ochocinco ...

The Worst, Best, and Rest of the 2013 Golden Globes Fashion

photo of adele at the golden globes pictures Guys! Golden Globes fashion! It's that time of year that we live for! Here we have the five best dressed, the five worst dressed, and all the rest, too, because when I say that I think Sienna Miller had an awful, awful hot mess of a frock on, I mean it, but hey. You might not. Here's the best: #5 - Megan Fox #4 - Lea Michele #3 - Emily Blunt #2 - Marion Cotillard #1 - Jennifer Lawrence And they are all so, so beautiful. Want to see some not-so-be...

The 2013 Golden Globes: List of Winners!

photo of jennifer lawrence at the golden globes pictures Without further ado, here's the list of winners! (Boy were we off on some of these, guys.) Picture, Drama: "Argo." Actress, Drama: Jessica Chastain, "Zero Dark Thirty." Director: Ben Affleck, "Argo." Actor, Musical or Comedy: Hugh Jackman, "Les Miserables." Actress, Musical or Comedy: Jennifer Lawrence, "Silver Linings Playbook." Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz, "Django Unchained." Supporting Actress: Anne Hathaway, "Les Miserables." Foreign Language: "Amour." Animate...

By Popular Demand: Minka Kelly Pre- and Post-Plastic Surgery

photo of minka kelly pictures before and after surgery pic Whoa, girl---whoa. How many here prefer Minka Kelly's old face as opposed to her new one? Lord. If you wanted to know, however, what Minka's been doing lately, it's just this: not much. Ever since she broke up with Fez or whatever, she's pretty much been off the radar. Last night she was photographed at Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood with her new boyfriend, Chris Evans, looking ... well, looking like that second photo up top, and not so much like the first. What has Minka gotten done on h...

Britney Didn’t Want Jason Trawick Having a Life and That’s Why They Broke Up

photo of britney spears looks miserable broken relationship pictures From People: "There was no third party involved," says the source of the couple, who began dating in 2009. "Things haven't been ideal in their relationship for some time. There was a lot to work on before they could move forward and get married." One of those things may have been Trawick's desire to maintain a life outside their relationship. "Britney had a lot of issues with Jason doing his own thing – in business and seeing his friends," another source says. "In her perfect wor...

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis Are Getting Married if You Care!

photo of olivia wilde and jason sudeikis pictures engagement photo From People: The actor proposed to Wilde shortly after the holidays, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. "They are so excited," says a source close to both. "And very, very happy." Sudeikis, 37, and Wilde, 28, who has said she fell "blissfully, hopelessly, wildly in love" with the actor, began dating in November of 2011 and moved in together last year. The couple has been spotted together everywhere from Lawrence, Kan., to Austin, Texas, and most recently in Rome, where Wilde is film...