Hey, girl. Let me ask you something, if that's all right. Are you tired of guys who simply want to paw at your angel cushions and poke at your love chasm? Do you just want to say "hey, lover, I'm sore and I'd rather just a Kardashian show and knit"? Then please extend an invitation my way, girl. I'll provide the yarn if you can provide the wine.
But no, really, Ryan Gosling really loves knitting:
Ryan Gosling's perfect day involves knitting.
The 'Gangster Squad' actor has develop...
Those lips. Those extensions. Those grubby little dwarf hands. It can't possibly get any better than this (no, I'm serious---have you even watched this clip? Because it's probably as good as it gets, which is why it's being released right now, guys).
I mean, honestly. What kind of face even is this?:
Those lips. Those extensions. Those grubby little dwarf hands. It can't possibly get any better than this (no, I'm serious---have you even watched this clip? Because it's probably as good as it gets, which is why it's being released right now, guys).
I mean, honestly. What kind of face even is this?:
I can tell you what it's supposed to be, having a little bit of a theater background myself---it's *supposed* to be a "Oh my God, I'm so relieved that I was able to catch this half-empty plastic water bottle before it clattered to the...
From the Sun:
The Twilight couple’s four-year relationship first hit a rocky patch in July when Kristen, 22, had an affair with married 42-year-old film director Rupert Sanders. They reunited in September and attended November’s premieres of final vampire film Breaking Dawn, Part 2. But R-Patz called it off again after a difficult festive period together.
The heartbroken Brit, 26, broke the news to his ex at the weekend, telling her they would be better off as friends.
A source said: â...
Hey, guys, Diane Kruger's looking so, so much better, isn't she? For a minute there I thought we were going to have to start worrying about her, Kate Bosworth-style, but alas, she pulled through and now she's looking fabulous without makeup while buying kitty litter. Isn't she fabulous? ...
Alexander Skarsgard releases the Kraken. [The Superficial]
Jeremy Renner is having a baby. [Lainey Gossip]
Colin Farrell and Jennifer Connolly? [Splash]
Elton John had that second baby already. [Starpulse]
'American Idol' is on its way out for sure. [TMZ]
Kourtney Kardashian wants to breastfeed Kim's child. [The Blemish]
Behind the scenes: Dumbledore and Voldemort are BFFs. [theBERRY]
'Zero Dark Thirty' critics slammed. [Huff Po]
The Top 5 Most Beautiful Ginger Celebrities. [Hollywood PQ]
More of Me...
From Radar:
You just know there’s another song that’s going to written from this: Taylor Swift wants to hook up with Bradley Cooper, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. And now the superstar singer has asked pal Jennifer Lawrence to introduce her to Silver Linings Playbook co-star Bradley.
The newly single 23-year-old country music singer desperately wants to date the hunky Hangover actor and has begged Jennifer, 22, to set up them up. However, when Jennifer sounded Bradl...
Look, I need you guys to get real with me for a minute: do you care this much about Britney Spears' broken engagement? Because I really do. I think it's super interesting, and I've always been curious about the creepy specifics of her conservatorship. What I'm saying is that I'd love to talk about this story whenever there are new rumors out, but if it's too much, I'm willing to listen to you guys. How much do you want to hear about Britney?
Anyway, here are more details about what happened...
And so it begins. And by "it," of course I mean Jennifer Lopez's campaign to get Casper Smart's sperm inside of her baby factory. It's going to come hard and fast, just like ... oh god, I can't even finish that joke.
Before we get too far into this, here's what Jennifer actually said:
"I would love to have more. I don't know if it's in the cards for me, but I would love it."
There's no word on if she was holding Casper's hand when she gave this quote, squeezing it hard and looking right...
When I think about the things that the world needs, a sitcom starring Jessica Simpson, based on her life, is actually pretty high up there. It's probably like no more wars, more equality, less poverty, Jessica Simpson sitcom. In that order.
Luckily, Jessica herself has realized this, and so did some people who could make it happen. So it's happening. Yes.
From Us Weekly:
Ready for your closeup, Jess? Second-time mom-to-be Jessica Simpson is set to star in an NBC comedy pilot present...
You guys know that Amanda Bynes has a Tumblr, now, right? Because Amanda Bynes has a Tumblr, and it's chock-full of photos like the one above, which shows off Amanda's new dimple piercing. Um, piercings, rather, because now that I take a second look at it, it looks like she's got one on either side, and that's totally hot and doesn't---at all---make me think of weird, invasive braces or retainers or anything. Hot.
I'm just so glad that Amanda has a Tumblr, because Twitter just wasn't happenin...
Oh guys. I just don't even know about this day. I kind of give up already, if that's just alright with you. See, I had to put my dog of twenty-one years (you know who he is) down today, and while Courtney Stodden normally cheers me up in any situation, I just don't even feel like it this evening. I thought three bowls of Rice Krispies and a cupcake and skipping Zumba tonight might brighten my spirits a bit, but that's not working, either.
So you know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to leave these photos ...
Oh my goodness, Megan Fox, what have you done? I can tell you part of what you've done ... and you're going to have to just go ahead and surmise the rest for yourself, because wow. Girl.
No, what you did was unexpectedly get pregnant, drop off the radar and didn't exploit your pregnancy for all it was worth (like you just know some people have done and---ahem---are going to do), disappeared after your little son was born and then, when you finally did emerge, it was like this new person took...
Hey, girl. Let me ask you something, if that's all right. Are you tired of guys who simply want to paw at your angel cushions and poke at your love chasm? Do you just want to say "hey, lover, I'm sore and I'd rather just a Kardashian show and knit"? Then please extend an invitation my way, girl. I'll provide the yarn if you can provide the wine.
But no, really, Ryan Gosling really loves knitting:
Ryan Gosling's perfect day involves knitting.
The 'Gangster Squad' actor has develop...
Those lips. Those extensions. Those grubby little dwarf hands. It can't possibly get any better than this (no, I'm serious---have you even watched this clip? Because it's probably as good as it gets, which is why it's being released right now, guys).
I mean, honestly. What kind of face even is this?:
I can tell you what it's supposed to be, having a little bit of a theater background myself---it's *supposed* to be a "Oh my God, I'm so relieved that I was able to catch this half-empty plastic water bottle before it clattered to the...
From the Sun:
The Twilight couple’s four-year relationship first hit a rocky patch in July when Kristen, 22, had an affair with married 42-year-old film director Rupert Sanders. They reunited in September and attended November’s premieres of final vampire film Breaking Dawn, Part 2. But R-Patz called it off again after a difficult festive period together.
The heartbroken Brit, 26, broke the news to his ex at the weekend, telling her they would be better off as friends.
A source said: â...
Hey, guys, Diane Kruger's looking so, so much better, isn't she? For a minute there I thought we were going to have to start worrying about her, Kate Bosworth-style, but alas, she pulled through and now she's looking fabulous without makeup while buying kitty litter. Isn't she fabulous? ...
Alexander Skarsgard releases the Kraken. [The Superficial]
Jeremy Renner is having a baby. [Lainey Gossip]
Colin Farrell and Jennifer Connolly? [Splash]
Elton John had that second baby already. [Starpulse]
'American Idol' is on its way out for sure. [TMZ]
Kourtney Kardashian wants to breastfeed Kim's child. [The Blemish]
Behind the scenes: Dumbledore and Voldemort are BFFs. [theBERRY]
'Zero Dark Thirty' critics slammed. [Huff Po]
The Top 5 Most Beautiful Ginger Celebrities. [Hollywood PQ]
More of Me...
From Radar:
You just know there’s another song that’s going to written from this: Taylor Swift wants to hook up with Bradley Cooper, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. And now the superstar singer has asked pal Jennifer Lawrence to introduce her to Silver Linings Playbook co-star Bradley.
The newly single 23-year-old country music singer desperately wants to date the hunky Hangover actor and has begged Jennifer, 22, to set up them up. However, when Jennifer sounded Bradl...
Look, I need you guys to get real with me for a minute: do you care this much about Britney Spears' broken engagement? Because I really do. I think it's super interesting, and I've always been curious about the creepy specifics of her conservatorship. What I'm saying is that I'd love to talk about this story whenever there are new rumors out, but if it's too much, I'm willing to listen to you guys. How much do you want to hear about Britney?
Anyway, here are more details about what happened...
And so it begins. And by "it," of course I mean Jennifer Lopez's campaign to get Casper Smart's sperm inside of her baby factory. It's going to come hard and fast, just like ... oh god, I can't even finish that joke.
Before we get too far into this, here's what Jennifer actually said:
"I would love to have more. I don't know if it's in the cards for me, but I would love it."
There's no word on if she was holding Casper's hand when she gave this quote, squeezing it hard and looking right...
When I think about the things that the world needs, a sitcom starring Jessica Simpson, based on her life, is actually pretty high up there. It's probably like no more wars, more equality, less poverty, Jessica Simpson sitcom. In that order.
Luckily, Jessica herself has realized this, and so did some people who could make it happen. So it's happening. Yes.
From Us Weekly:
Ready for your closeup, Jess? Second-time mom-to-be Jessica Simpson is set to star in an NBC comedy pilot present...
You guys know that Amanda Bynes has a Tumblr, now, right? Because Amanda Bynes has a Tumblr, and it's chock-full of photos like the one above, which shows off Amanda's new dimple piercing. Um, piercings, rather, because now that I take a second look at it, it looks like she's got one on either side, and that's totally hot and doesn't---at all---make me think of weird, invasive braces or retainers or anything. Hot.
I'm just so glad that Amanda has a Tumblr, because Twitter just wasn't happenin...
Oh guys. I just don't even know about this day. I kind of give up already, if that's just alright with you. See, I had to put my dog of twenty-one years (you know who he is) down today, and while Courtney Stodden normally cheers me up in any situation, I just don't even feel like it this evening. I thought three bowls of Rice Krispies and a cupcake and skipping Zumba tonight might brighten my spirits a bit, but that's not working, either.
So you know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to leave these photos ...
Oh my goodness, Megan Fox, what have you done? I can tell you part of what you've done ... and you're going to have to just go ahead and surmise the rest for yourself, because wow. Girl.
No, what you did was unexpectedly get pregnant, drop off the radar and didn't exploit your pregnancy for all it was worth (like you just know some people have done and---ahem---are going to do), disappeared after your little son was born and then, when you finally did emerge, it was like this new person took...