So hey. Hey, guys. I wanted to see if we could sit a spell and talk about a few things that are going to be happening here around Evil Beet Gossip over the next couple of weeks, because if it's anything I hate, it's a surprise. Unless, of course, that surprise is Courtney Stodden remixing and remastering 'Don't Put It on Me, Girl', because that would be the best surprise I could ever probably get in life, next to that one wish of being able to eat all f-cking day and night long without putting weight on (because I would definitely never stop shoveling terrible things like fried chicken and Ghirardelli Twilight dark chocolate into my mouth).
No, some of the changes around here are going to happen one way or the other, and I thought it would be best to let you guys know and not spring it on you, because a) it has nothing to do with Courtney Stodden, and b) I really, really love you guys from the cockles of my pitted heart.
The thing is, Emily and I will be leaving Evil Beet Gossip effective February 1st, and two very fabulous, very talented ladies will be taking our place as Editor and Managing Editor, respectively. Bobby Pfeiffer, who many of you might know as a wonderful, long-term commenter on Evil Beet Gossip, will take Emily's place, and Jennifer Still, who is affiliated with Hello Giggles and Digital Spy, will be taking the helm as Managing Editor. I have full confidence that both of these smart, sassy, and snarky women will be the perfect combination of awesome and bitchy that you guys generally come around for (I mean, really; why else would you be here?).
Before you ask---NO, Emily and I did not get fired for punctuation errors, nor did we lambaste LeAnn Rimes one too many times for her agent's taste. No, Emily and I will be moving on to the land of Los Angeles, where taxes are higher and Arnold Schwarzenegger was once commander-in-chief (what the f-ck was that all about anyway). We're embarking on another Editor-Managing Editor relationship, because really, you just can't separate us (really---you apparently can't).
Please don't be angry, and please be nice to the new ladies. They're going to excel in their positions, and we'll occasionally be checking in to make sure everyone's playing nice. Thursday, January 31st will be the last time you'll have to sit and be subjected to Emily and I, and 'til then, well ... 'til then, I guess. We'll miss the crap out of you guys, I promise. Thank you so much for being the wonderful readers that you are. I'm going to go cry and eat the rest of that ham now. />
So hey. Hey, guys. I wanted to see if we could sit a spell and talk about a few things that are going to be happening here around Evil Beet Gossip over the next couple of weeks, because if it's anything I hate, it's a surprise. Unless, of course, that surprise is Courtney Stodden remixing and remastering 'Don't Put It on Me, Girl', because that would be the best surprise I could ever probably get in life, next to that one wish of being able to eat all f-cking day and night long without putting weig...
It’s pretty ridiculous… The transparency is what’s being used to actually continue her ‘career’ with that tweet. That’s the transparency for me. Sorry, if you want to be real honest, I’ll be honest. My heart overflows with love for those two boys, and also because they’re my husband’s children, I look at them and they are two little spitting images of my husband. They’re with us half the time — I am never going to let a child walk into my house and not feel the love that t...
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Lance Armstrong tells Oprah everything. [Huff Po]
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Jessica Simpson, as seen on TV. [Yeeeah]
Most famous celebrity cheaters. [theBERRY...
This photo was one of the first shoots that Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe collaborated on, and it's somewhere around five years old. While the girls look "pretty" and all, there's one thing that I feel compelled to point out---these three chicks have some big-ass heads. They are some melons, aren't they? It's not even just the bouffant hair---it's the whole damn dome, guys. The Kardashians have big heads, and while I'm not making fun of them (because I've been told that *I* have a big head), I'm definitely pointing out its evidence in this picture....
See, I really, really like this look, just not on Dita Von Teese. Not at all, come to think of it. The color washes her out entirely, makes her teeth look beige (which is never a good thing), and generally makes her look slightly older than her 40 years. Also? She kind of looks like Marilyn Manson in drag in this picture, and even after staring at the photo for fifteen minutes, trying to convince myself otherwise, the image is still there.
The things I do like about the ensemble? The shoes a...
I don't know when I grew so many strong feelings for Britney Spears, but they're definitely there now. I loved her when I was 10 and her first album came out, and I've obviously felt a lot of sympathy for her over these past few years. But it's never been to the point where I felt the need to talk to every single person I know about how horrible her situation is. If you couldn't tell, that's the point that I'm at now.
Just listen to this new story from People:
The new year has already been f...
I love Channing Tatum, ok? I love him to death. I don't think he's, like, the sexiest man alive or anything, but I just think he seems so charming and likable in all his interviews and in all of his movies. My boyfriend agrees, and that's why we've started a Channing Tatum movie collection. That's also why we affectionately refer to him as "The Tater." There's a whole lot of Tater love going on in my house.
But you guys, Mike & Ikes? SO GROSS. Ugh, just seeing this portrait - made by pop artis...
No. No ... Just back off. I don't keep up with it all, but Taylor Swift writes songs about everyone she goes out with, right? [I probably] wouldn't even know who she was [if my son brought her home]. 'Sam, You Piece of S**t.' Oh … that was the girl you brought home.
---Michael J. Fox on telling his son "no f-cking way" if it came down to dating Taylor Swift.
Burned by Marty McFly? Does it get any worse than that? Somehow I don't think so.
... Tuck your teeth in, Taylor. You're starting ...
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This girl, guys. This girl. I'm so torn trying to figure out whether she's totally hot, or whether she's a but-her face (butterface, whatever). That being said!
Ashley Tisdale---hot or not?
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Last week, my boyfriend did this thing where he said "hey, can I talk to you for a minute?" And because I do this thing where I worry about every single thing that ever happens in my life (by the way, when I was talking to my therapist about this, do you know what she said? She said "just stop." Seriously? And when she made me tell her about all the things I do to keep from worrying, she said "yeah, just stop." And I was like "if I could just stop, I probably would have by now," because...
I am sorry, but Nicki Minaj is just the worst. She really is. There was the time that she threw a fit because the grass outside of a dressing room was too long to walk on. And that time that she told her own fans that they should "eat shit and die." And that time that she and her boyfriend yelled awful things at a maid and then pushed her around. The. Worst.
She's so bad that her hairstylist and wig guy, Terrence Davidson, decided to quit. Here's his statement:
"I've decided to step...