I mean, of course. None of us really thought that Lindsay actually lied to police then punched someone in the head, right? It just doesn't sound like her. Not that talented, hard working girl we all know and love.
And since Lindsay is so obviously innocent, she's planning on rejecting that plea deal that's going to be offered to her. She could go to rehab and avoid jail time, but innocent people don't go to rehab or jail. Innocent people go to Disneyland. Yay, Disneyland!
From TMZ:
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Happy Sunday, you guys! Did you have a good night last night? Did you get into anything wild and crazy? Me, I just went out to buy hair dye and milk and then I watched Just Like Heaven, that romantic comedy with Reese Witherspoon where she's in this coma and her spirit has to get Mark Ruffalo to save her with the power of love. But I bet you guys went wild.
Oh, this post? Yeah, this is just Justin Bieber showing off his ass. He put it on Instagram. I don't know why, but there it is. I know it's not the whole th...
"Have you seen him? [Sex is] whatever time. Any time of the day. Whenever he wants it."
- LeAnn Rimes needs you to know that she has sex with her husband. Like, a lot.
But hey, does this make anyone else kind of uncomfortable? Because I don't like this at all. If it was anyone else, I'd probably just be all "ha ha, whatever" and not give it another thought, but since it's LeAnn, I just get this image of LeAnn walking around the house in lingerie, doing sexy poses to try to get Eddie to n...
Last summer, Octomom was supposed to do this stripping gig. I mean, she did one, as you can see, but she was supposed to do a different one. She cancelled because one of the employees of the club said that she "must be a little crazy," then the club tried to sue her for backing out of the deal. It was a whole big mess. You remember.
But Octomom made a deal with the poor, scorned strip club, and come Valentine's Day, all debts will be paid. With boobs.
From TMZ:
Octomom's 2013 is sh...
This might surprise you, but that photo of Kristen right there? That's in a magazine. W magazine, even, so you know it's legit. Someone, or probably even a team of people, styled Kristen Stewart like this, a professional photographer took this photo, and a team of people agreed to publish it in a magazine. Isn't that weird?
Here's another one:
Really, she just looks ill, or maybe drug addicted. I know she doesn't like to wash her hair, but she kind of looks dead inside. Or really, ...
Sometimes when someone says that someone "killed it," they mean it in a good way. Like "oh man, did you see Les Mis? Anne Hathaway killed it!" or "oh, Emily drew another comic strip about Morgan Freeman's freckles?* I bet she killed it!"
But right now, I don't mean that. When I say that Rihanna killed it, I mean that she killed the very idea of fashion. She murdered it in cold blood when she decided to put on a dress covered in marijuana leaves, and she desecrated the body when she slipp...
Well, that sounds like an early headline, doesn't it? But don't worry, everything's fine. It's just that Jessica has gotten to that stage in her pregnancy where the fetus grows its reproductive organs. And it grew boy parts!
Apparently, Jess is really excited to have a son: it's her "dream come true." When she was growing up, she always wanted a little brother, and she's just so glad that her daughter Maxwell will be able to have that. That's nice, isn't it? I love when things go well for Jes...
From Blind Gossip:
We aren’t easily surprised, but this one definitely shocked us.
These two celebrity couples have been known to hang out together. The wives are especially close friends.
The first wife is a beautiful, award-winning Actress who has also done some singing on TV and in films. The second wife is an beautiful, award-winning Singer who has also done some acting on TV and in films. Both women’s husbands are also famous and very successful in the entertainment industry.
W...
Well, goodness gracious! All this time that Kris Humphries has been pushing for an annulment, Kim Kardashian has been perfectly willing to agree to his terms - the marriage was a fraud, y'all - but she hasn't yet. And you know why? It's because Kris Jenner is the worst mom ever, that's why.
From Radar:
Kim Kardashian is willing to give her estranged husband, NBA star Kris Humphries, an annulment on the grounds that the marriage is fraudulent, but her momager, Kris Jenner, has shot it down because she ...
Oh Selena. Little, cutesy Selena Gomez who's, what, the female equivalent of Justin Bieber? Sure looks to be in this cover photo for Nylon magazine, but you didn't hear that from me, no.
Girlfriend sat and did an interview with the magazine, where she talked about her BFF (Taylor Swift!), on love, and on being a "good" girl.
Here's Selena on Taylor:
We both experienced the same things at the same time. But we’ve never once talked about our industry. She just became the person Iâ€...
So James Deen, AKA the porn star that Lindsay Lohan starred alongside in 'The Canyons', did this interview with The Daily Beast, whether in an effort to dispel the Lindsay Lohan is a Menace rumors that were perpetuated by the New York Times writeup, or because I don't know, he had nothing better to do. I'm going to guess it was the second thing, because last I checked, Lindsay Lohan is a Menace.
Here's what James had to say about the salacious NYT writeup that painted Lindsay Lohan a bitchy, difficult boozehound with no regard for ...
I mean, of course. None of us really thought that Lindsay actually lied to police then punched someone in the head, right? It just doesn't sound like her. Not that talented, hard working girl we all know and love.
And since Lindsay is so obviously innocent, she's planning on rejecting that plea deal that's going to be offered to her. She could go to rehab and avoid jail time, but innocent people don't go to rehab or jail. Innocent people go to Disneyland. Yay, Disneyland!
From TMZ:
...
Happy Sunday, you guys! Did you have a good night last night? Did you get into anything wild and crazy? Me, I just went out to buy hair dye and milk and then I watched Just Like Heaven, that romantic comedy with Reese Witherspoon where she's in this coma and her spirit has to get Mark Ruffalo to save her with the power of love. But I bet you guys went wild.
Oh, this post? Yeah, this is just Justin Bieber showing off his ass. He put it on Instagram. I don't know why, but there it is. I know it's not the whole th...
"Have you seen him? [Sex is] whatever time. Any time of the day. Whenever he wants it."
- LeAnn Rimes needs you to know that she has sex with her husband. Like, a lot.
But hey, does this make anyone else kind of uncomfortable? Because I don't like this at all. If it was anyone else, I'd probably just be all "ha ha, whatever" and not give it another thought, but since it's LeAnn, I just get this image of LeAnn walking around the house in lingerie, doing sexy poses to try to get Eddie to n...
Last summer, Octomom was supposed to do this stripping gig. I mean, she did one, as you can see, but she was supposed to do a different one. She cancelled because one of the employees of the club said that she "must be a little crazy," then the club tried to sue her for backing out of the deal. It was a whole big mess. You remember.
But Octomom made a deal with the poor, scorned strip club, and come Valentine's Day, all debts will be paid. With boobs.
From TMZ:
Octomom's 2013 is sh...
This might surprise you, but that photo of Kristen right there? That's in a magazine. W magazine, even, so you know it's legit. Someone, or probably even a team of people, styled Kristen Stewart like this, a professional photographer took this photo, and a team of people agreed to publish it in a magazine. Isn't that weird?
Here's another one:
Really, she just looks ill, or maybe drug addicted. I know she doesn't like to wash her hair, but she kind of looks dead inside. Or really, ...
Sometimes when someone says that someone "killed it," they mean it in a good way. Like "oh man, did you see Les Mis? Anne Hathaway killed it!" or "oh, Emily drew another comic strip about Morgan Freeman's freckles?* I bet she killed it!"
But right now, I don't mean that. When I say that Rihanna killed it, I mean that she killed the very idea of fashion. She murdered it in cold blood when she decided to put on a dress covered in marijuana leaves, and she desecrated the body when she slipp...
Well, that sounds like an early headline, doesn't it? But don't worry, everything's fine. It's just that Jessica has gotten to that stage in her pregnancy where the fetus grows its reproductive organs. And it grew boy parts!
Apparently, Jess is really excited to have a son: it's her "dream come true." When she was growing up, she always wanted a little brother, and she's just so glad that her daughter Maxwell will be able to have that. That's nice, isn't it? I love when things go well for Jes...
From Blind Gossip:
We aren’t easily surprised, but this one definitely shocked us.
These two celebrity couples have been known to hang out together. The wives are especially close friends.
The first wife is a beautiful, award-winning Actress who has also done some singing on TV and in films. The second wife is an beautiful, award-winning Singer who has also done some acting on TV and in films. Both women’s husbands are also famous and very successful in the entertainment industry.
W...
Well, goodness gracious! All this time that Kris Humphries has been pushing for an annulment, Kim Kardashian has been perfectly willing to agree to his terms - the marriage was a fraud, y'all - but she hasn't yet. And you know why? It's because Kris Jenner is the worst mom ever, that's why.
From Radar:
Kim Kardashian is willing to give her estranged husband, NBA star Kris Humphries, an annulment on the grounds that the marriage is fraudulent, but her momager, Kris Jenner, has shot it down because she ...
Oh Selena. Little, cutesy Selena Gomez who's, what, the female equivalent of Justin Bieber? Sure looks to be in this cover photo for Nylon magazine, but you didn't hear that from me, no.
Girlfriend sat and did an interview with the magazine, where she talked about her BFF (Taylor Swift!), on love, and on being a "good" girl.
Here's Selena on Taylor:
We both experienced the same things at the same time. But we’ve never once talked about our industry. She just became the person Iâ€...
So James Deen, AKA the porn star that Lindsay Lohan starred alongside in 'The Canyons', did this interview with The Daily Beast, whether in an effort to dispel the Lindsay Lohan is a Menace rumors that were perpetuated by the New York Times writeup, or because I don't know, he had nothing better to do. I'm going to guess it was the second thing, because last I checked, Lindsay Lohan is a Menace.
Here's what James had to say about the salacious NYT writeup that painted Lindsay Lohan a bitchy, difficult boozehound with no regard for ...