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Is Anybody Going to See That Lovelace Movie?

Note: Lovelace is the movie about Linda Lovelace starring Amanda Seyfried. There was another Linda Lovelace biopic that was supposed to happen - Inferno, starring Lindsay Lohan, if you can believe it - but nothing has happened with it. So, once again, we're talking about the actual Linda Lovelace movie. Not the shady one with Lindsay. Got it? Anyway, I definitely want to see this movie. I love Amanda Seyfried, and Linda Lovelace's story is definitely interesting. But did I mention that I love Amanda Seyfried? And how I think she's actu...

Forget What You Heard: Kim And Beyonce Are Best Friends

A photo of Kim Kardashian and Beyonce I don't know where anybody ever got the idea that Beyonce hates Kim Kardashian. I mean, that's just ludicrous. So what if the idea of Beyonce befriending Kim doesn't make any sense in any universe? So what? That was a really big conclusion for you to jump to, and I'm sort of ashamed. So is Kim. From Rumor Fix: Kim Kardashian says that rumors Beyonce can’t stand her are not true. When Kim first began dating B’s friend, rapper and producer Kanye West, tabloids and gossip blogs claimed that Be...

Quotables: Taylor Swift and Michael J. Fox are BFFs Now, Don’t Worry

photo of michael j fox and taylor swift pictures Hey everybody, Michael J. Fox got in touch with me today and we are good. Thank you for having my back. Ugh, can I tell you just how much I hate this comment (which came directly from Taylor Swift's Twitter page)? Because if I were an unbalanced person, something like this from someone like her about someone like him could really, really ruin my whole f-cking day. As it were, I am not an unbalanced person, and something like this, though ridiculous, about a simple shithead who has no idea who she ...

Jennifer Lawrence Didn’t Do All That Well on ‘SNL’

Some might say that it's safe to say she completely bombed, and hey. Just in time for the Oscars, too. Couple questions and comments I have for Jennifer girl and 'SNL' at large: ---That opening monologue. Oh God. There might as well have been someone standing three feet in front of her, prompting her to read off a card. Awkward. ---Second, I don't really get why it was OK to trash the other Oscar nominees in a skit that ... well, gosh, it just wasn't all that funny. ---Last. I know we kind of said this already, but that was just horrible. Horrible. ... Somewhere, Lindsay Lohan snickers through her cocaine-snorting, choking on the powder and hocking up a big loog. She spits it out and calls it "Jennifer Lawrence," adding it to the expansive loog collection that she has and features loogs called "Amanda Bynes" and "Paris Hilton." /> Some might say that it's safe to say she completely bombed, and hey. Just in time for the Oscars, too. Couple questions and comments I have for Jennifer girl and 'SNL' at large: ---That opening monologue. Oh God. There might as well have been someone standing three feet in front of her, prompting her to read off a card. Awkward. ---Second, I don't really get why it was OK to trash the other Oscar nominees in a skit that ... well, gosh, it just wasn't all that funny. ---Last. I kn...

theAMlinks

photo of amanda bynes pictures Yes, Amanda Bynes is very important. [The Superficial] More reasons that Lance Armstrong is a big, flaming bag of dicks. [Lainey Gossip] Amanda Peet's sick sense of humor. [Yeeeah] Katy Perry's real appropriate performing at the Kids' Inauguration Concert. [Starpulse] Fit meal plan & photos. [theBERRY] Lindsay's really good at sucking. [The Superficial] Scarlett Johansson's successful "opening." Ha. [Lainey Gossip] Kim Kardashian's dropping in on orphanages now. [Cele|bitchy] Bertny Speers still can't sign her own checks. [Bohomoth] Khloe Kardashian's ha...

Love It or Leave It: Matthew McConaughey Goes Grey

photo of matthew mcconaughey sundance pictures Oh man, doesn't Matthew McConaughey look so, so much better with skin and fat cells? Because seriously, Matthew McConaughey looks so, so much better with skin and fat cells---there's just no denying it. I'm really relieved that his method acting for 'The Dallas Buyer's Club' has finally come to an end, and now he can start putting weight back on and looking even more normal. Good things happening all around here. This is Matthew at the Sundance Film Festival over the weekend, and not only is...

Chris Brown Has a New (?) Girlfriend (?)

photo of chris brown and some chick pictures Who is this chick? And why is she in bare feet? Doesn't she see all the oil spots on the road from all of the dirty, loud cars? Or maybe they're not oil spots at all. No, maybe all those spots are spit, and Chris Brown spit to boot. I can see Chris Brown being a nasty, foul spitter-all-over-the-place(r). That's about par for the course when it comes to him and his disgusting behaviors. No, but really, Rihanna and Karreuche are probably going to be totally pissed about all this. See, this chick here? This blonde girl? Well, she...

Katy Perry And John Mayer Are Ready for Kids

A photo of Katy Perry and John Mayer Katy Perry and John Mayer started dating sometime in July of last year. Since then, they've broken up a few times, been photographed together a few times, and so now they're totally ready to start having babies. Obviously. Katy Perry is reportedly preparing "her body and mind" to have a baby. Since going public with their relationship in December, Katy has been inseparable from her boyfriend John Mayer. The pop star is completely taken with John, with claims she is considering starting a family with her beau. "She's gained a few pounds," a sourc...

Chris Brown Made The Cover of Rihanna’s Latest Single

A photo of Chris Brown and Rihanna Yep, that's the cover for Rihanna's new single, "Stay." Even though it's kind of a shitty photo, you can make out Chris Brown's neck. See the tattoos and the chain? Classic Chris Brown. But this really tickles me because of that interview she did with Complex, remember? Last week, we learned that when Rihanna is asked about her relationship with Chris, she'll tell you that "it's nobody's business." But you know what? After she made that statement, the interviewer pressed the question, and here's wha...

Love It or Leave It: Courtney Stodden’s Church Wear

A photo of Courtney Stodden Look, I grew up in the Bible Belt. I know a thing or two about what you're supposed to wear at church. Granted, I'm sure the dress code isn't exactly the same for every single church everywhere, but I'm also pretty sure I have a good idea about what's in the realm of appropriateness. Courtney Stodden, once again, is way inappropriate. She posted this photo with the caption "Time to go to church :) God bless everyone! Muahhh!!!" So, uh, there's that. I don't know, guys, it's been ...

Maybe We Should Be Keeping An Eye on Britney

A photo of Britney Spears This just isn't good, guys. It makes me feel worried. It makes me feel like, at any minute, Britney could give herself another haircut and start going crazy all over again. You know what I'm talking about, right? It's the fact that she's about a quarter of an inch away from showing her nipples in public. I know, that seems like kind of a small thing, but just think back to when Britney used to show her girly parts on the regular. Those weren't good times. That's a place we don't want to b...

Jennifer Lopez Adopted A Dog with Her Little Baby Boyfriend!

A photo of Casper Smart and Jennifer Lopez We already knew that this relationship was serious. I mean, I'm pretty positive that Jennifer Lopez is going to make Casper propose to her relatively soon - at the very least, before the year is through. But I think we can all agree that dog adoption is an especially serious step in any relationship, right? But guys, look at the dog: Oh my god. You probably can't even comprehend right off how cute this little puppy is, so probably come back and look at this picture a few times throughout the even...
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