

From Radar Online:
Brandi Glanville, appearing on Monday night’s edition of Watch What Happens Live, called LeAnn Rimes “insane” in reference to the singer’s latest tell-all interview.
Brandi implied LeAnn’s been crying wolf with her cavalcade of emotional, no-holds-barred interviews – the latest with Entertainment Tonight, in which she discussed her fears of losing husband Eddie Cibrian, and her stint in rehab for stress and anxiety.
“Everyday there’s a tell-all,” Brandi sa...
From France's Madam Figaro, Lana Del Rey on trying to get past her crazy augmented face and seeing that she's a real live person:
Music was my passion, but my work with this foundation is more important. I myself had the chance to be [helped by an establishment]. Helping others now feels like it’s my turn to give something back. I want to become a sort of Angelina Jolie. Like her, I think fame is nothing in itself, but it can be put to good use – by using it to generate money for charity f...
Bill Clinton wants to tap that ass. [The Superficial]
The only way to advertise an energy drink called "Pussy." [The Frisky]
More Lindsay Lohan stupidity, courtesy of Lindsay Lohan. [TMZ]
Kim Kardashian doesn't think it's cool to prank. [Starpulse]
Jake Gyllenhaal's lonely. [Lainey Gossip]
James Franco talks that Justin Bieber-mocking video. [Splash]
10 of Michelle Obama's Most Glamorous Looks. [Socialite Life]
Jennifer Lopez needs a new makeup artist. [Yeeeah]
Britney's wearing a bra today. [Amy Grindhouse]
Celebrities and their respective coffees. [theBERRY]
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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Lindsay Lohan photo:
Winner: wendy b
"Why is this thing in my hand so limp!?"
Fir...
Guys! It's not Liz Taylor, but gosh, isn't she sure pretty?
Here's three hints:
---This lady was recently under fire (not grease fire) for "promoting diabetes" (which is a crock, but that's a rant for another day)
---This lady has *the best* recipes aside from my personal favorite chef, John Besh
---She's looking better than ever lately
Jump in to find out who it is!
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It's time to lay off, you guys. So Taylor Swift has dated a few guys. So what? That's no reason to make fun of her. We should be focusing on her music, not her personal life. She's really talented! And she works very hard! And you know, I doubt she even wants us to know about her love life. So just think about that the next time you're making some joke at poor Taylor's expense. For shame, guys. For shame.
From Radar:
Taylor Swift has thick skin, but all the public mockery and j...
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan's ego might be her downfall -- because TMZ has learned, she just shut down a lucrative offer to do "Dancing with the Stars" ... because she doesn't want to do reality TV.
Sources close to Lindsay tell us, the actress was made several offers to join the DWTS cast this upcoming season -- offers that maxed out at $550,000.
But Lindsay -- who still owes hundreds of thousands in back taxes -- shut them down, telling friends she'd never consider doing reality TV ... s...
From the National Enquirer:
HORN-DOG golfer TIGER WOODS is so desperate to win back his ex-wife ELIN NORDEGREN that he offered her a whopping $200 million prenup to marry him again, sources tell The ENQUIRER.
Elin, who reaped a $110 million payday in their 2010 divorce settlement, told him she’d consider it – but only if he was willing to ink a $350 million anti-cheating clause in the wedding contract.
“That’s more than half of Tiger’s $600 million fortune, an amount which ...
I need you all to stop what you're doing, right this very second. Stop listening to music. If you have the TV on in the background, turn it off. If you're at work or otherwise in public, tell everyone to be very quiet. You need to concentrate on a work of brilliance.
James Franco wrote a poem about President Obama titled "Obama in Asheville." I can't really describe it, but I'm going to go ahead and show you my favorite stanza:
I met Obama once, in D.C., the Correspondents’ Dinner...
Jennifer Lopez is a racist? [The Superficial]
Joshua Jackson and the 49ers. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian is not amused. [Starpulse]
Daily motivation. [theBERRY]
Miley Cyrus and shirtlessness and the beach. Oh, and Liam Hemsworth. [Socialite Life]
Former President Jimmy Carter is excited about Beyonce. [TMZ]
Just say 'no' to Barbie vagina. [The Frisky]
Inauguration Open Post. [Cele|bitchy]
When bad makeup happens to celebrities. [Yeeeah]
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a flop. [Huff Po]...