Oh guys. I never tire of these weird, sad mugshots that we get to see on the regular, and in fact, I kind of look forward to them each and every time. It’s not that I wish misfortune on these people, of course, it’s just that these mugshots are so damn ridiculous.
Here’s three hints:
—He was in a movie in the early nineties with Matthew McConaughey. It was a good movie for livin’.
—His twin brother is just as weird.
—No, really: his twin brother is really, really weird.
Oh gosh, so there’s a big story here. Actually, there’s two stories, and I’m going to leave it up to you to decide which story is the true story.
Here’s London’s version of events:
Jason went to a bar in Arizona, where he was jumped by two 250-lb. bouncers. He did nothing to provoke the attack, the end.
Here’s law enforcement’s version of events:
Jason went to a bar in Arizona, sneezed on a bouncer and failed to apologize. The bouncer got pissed, shoved Jason, and Jason began to “attack” the bouncers (I say “attack,” because how much “attack” can a 5’11” man who weighs 150 pounds really put out?). Jason got his ass kicked, the bouncers called the police, and when they showed up to pick him up and book him, he reacted belligerently, cursed at police, threw around his massive star power, and then proceeded to shit in the back of the police car.
I don’t know about you, but I’m more apt to believe the second story, partially because it’s probably true, and partially because it’s just more fun.
Damn, these boys were SO hot in Dazed & Confused and Seventh Heaven. Seeing this is kind of like going back and seeing Mr. Popular at your high school reunion.