It’s just that time of the year, guys. We’re all going to get sick. Me, I’ve got the stupidest cold ever right now. My head feels funny and I don’t want to do anything. Maybe you’ve had that awful flu. Maybe you caught malaria or diphtheria or syphilis or something, I don’t know. But the point is that people are just generally ill this time of year. And that includes beautiful and glamorous celebrities like Lindsay Lohan!
See, Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection. She has a doctor’s note and everything! I know that she has a doctor’s note because that’s what her new lawyer sent over to Lindsay’s judge in L.A. to explain why she won’t be in court tomorrow as required. He also sent some news article about how that flu epidemic hit New York a couple of weeks ago. You know, just to flesh everything out.
And yeah, TMZ got photos of Lindsay out and about over the weekend, shopping and smoking and having a grand old time. I know that when I’m sick enough to go to a doctor with a cold that I always feel like walking around for hours, too. Like, yeah, it feels like my head is going to fall off my body and my throat is going to collapse in on itself and every single ounce of fluid in my body is going to trickle out of my nose, but so what? Let’s get some shoes!
But ok, here’s the thing: Lindsay was really, really supposed to be in court. I don’t want to freak her out or anything, it’s just that she really was supposed to be there. And if the judge finds out that she wasn’t really sick – not that I’m saying she’s lying – it could be bad, bad news for Lindsay. It won’t be, but it could be. And that’s the important thing. Basically, the judge could issue a warrant for Lindsay’s arrest tomorrow if she wanted to. That’s all.
It’s a miracle but according to TMZ, she and Mom are getting on a plane and flying to Los Angeles tonight. I hope she doesn’t burst a eardrum or pop a lung. What a trooper. Still the scumbag.
I’m sick, sick of this tricks shit. I hope she lands in jail where she belongs. Never in my life have I seen someone as lucky as Lohan. If a normal citizen had pulled all this shit that Lohan pulled, they would have been behind bars long ago. It’s no wonder people despise her ! She’s a selfish , unaccountable bitch.
Lindsay is sort of the John “Teflon Don” Gotti of the acting world.
I hope Sautner slams her on her shenanigans. I hope she won’t agree to Heller and that it’s time for that nasty little piece of work to pay the piper. Or at least f*ck the piper for a Chanel bag…
And yet Jennifer Lawrence goes to the Golden Globes with the Flu and SAG awards with Pneumonia. Lindsay Lohan STFU.
She should get a restraining order against her mother because all she does is bring Lindsey down and I me way down !!!! She needs to find a good friend that she can count on and trust and help her go in right direction !!!! I actually feel bad for her because she has no one she can count on not even her family and if that’s not sad I don’t know what is :( I’m not saying she isn’t totally fucked up because I know she is but it’s not to late for her to get her shit together and that’s never gonna happen unless she gets help and stays away from her mother !!!!!
Your reports on Lindsay ruin this website that I otherwise love!!!
Bitch ain´t newsworthy. let´s all forget about her please.
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