Oh LeAnn Rimes. It’s probably so, so hard to be you. Brandi Glanville always hovering about and making sure you’re not accidentally feeding her children laxatives, being bullied because you stole a lady’s husband … I can’t even imagine the trials and tribulations you must have to endure on a daily basis for being a completely innocent, delicate little flower of a woman.
Don’t worry, though, girl. One day, you’ll have it all: you’ll have a man who loves you and respects you for you and not your bank account, a few little rugrats of your own to whom you can mistakenly feed Ex-Lax, and the self-respect that goes along with being an upstanding, decisive woman who doesn’t walk all over people and doesn’t let people walk all over her, either. It’ll be there one day, girl, so just keep on keeping on and clutching at your creepy friend, Lizzy. Not because, you know, the Lizzy thing’s going to make any difference, but because it’s mildly entertaining in a scary sort of way. That’s all.
Transvaginal mesh failure…. Uterine prolapse imminent!! Abort, abort, abort….
It was Monday. The day that RHOBH and Vanderpump Rules airs new episodes. So what’s a famewhore to do? Set up a staged “crying” photo-op as ploy for sympathy. But what Leann didn’t anticipate was just how much she is disliked, which shouldn’t be a surprise to Leann since she has been doing back to back interviews portraying herself as the victim and tweeting about Brandi’s kids just to spite Brandi. Since her plan backfired Leann is on twitter today doing damage control. She wasn’t crying. DB, Eddie, and one of her dogs were there too. And she wasn’t sad because she was going to meet up with Lizzy, DB, and Eddie later on.
Poor Leann. Once again Eddie refused to go to lunch with her unless Lizzy tagged along with them. Eddie doesn’t like to be alone with Leann. And when Eddie spent the night with Lizzy, Leann took to twitter this morning to give him an alibi. See, Eddie didn’t spend the night with Lizzy because Leann brought him coffee in bed!
During her staged famewhoring crying stunt, Leann was holding up her phone so that the paps got good shots of the back of her phone case which has photos of Brandi’s kids on it. Why does she use those kids like that if she claims to love them so much?
How do you know Eddie spent the night with Lizzy? Not questioning your information, just curious.
Uh oh, now youve done it! Listen carefully, the story of Leann and Brandi is convoluted and dizzying, as is the logic, reasoning, and conclusions of guest. In fact, they are all as crooked as a pigs dick!
Mea culpa! I did, however, forget to point out that the investigative/stalking skills of “guest” are usually top-notch and spot on!
Uh oh, now Radaronline has done it! Listen carefully, the story of Leann and Brandi is convoluted and dizzying, as is the logic, reasoning, and conclusions of CHAZ who goes on a major meltdown here when Leann is having a major meltdown on twitter. In fact, CHAZ is all as crooked as a pigs dick!
Your mom…
@CHAZ
Does your mom know that at 49 yo you sit on sites like this asking people to post photos of dirty tampons? Wow, so you went from posts about dirty tampons to beef cakes to “your mom”!
Everyone sit back and get your popcorn, Leann is getting ready to have a major meltdown on twitter! Leann’s meltdown’s always translate into CHAZ meltdowns!
How do we know that Eddie spent the night with Lizzy?
1) CHAZ’s response. Look at how he is freaking out and all because you asked one simple question.
2) Leann’s tweets. You can tell when Eddie doesn’t go home to her because in the morning Leann tweets about how Eddie is in “their” bed (ie-just waking up, she is bringing him coffee, or something like that). If she is in bed with her hubby, wouldn’t she be enjoying him instead of tweeting about how they are in bed?
Leann also tweeted something strange today. She said that Eddie, Lizzy, and DB were at this lunch with her yesteday and that she wasn’t sad to see Eddie, DB, or Lizzy go because she was going to meet them later. That’s a odd response considering how the media didn’t mention anything about Leann crying because Eddie, Lizzy, and DB were leaving Leann. So somewhere Eddie and Lizzy went in the same direction. And since Leann was giving him an alibi.
3) Eddie and Leann’s history with Lizzy. Lizzy goes everywhere with Leann and Eddie, she was even on their honeymoon. In March 2012, Leann and Lizzy made out on a balcony while Eddie watched and took photos.
And thar she blows!!!! Must be losing my touch!
@CHAZ
And thar CHAZ and Leann blows!!!! CHAZ is losing his touch! Although I find it quite hilarious that a 49 yo is resorting to “your mom” and “your mom’s mom”! But then again CHAZ is the same person who loves photos of dirty tampons, so this shouldn’t come as a surprise, right?
Okay, officially confused. I guess there’s a lot of information I don’t know about since I only read about the Brandi/LeAnn drama here.
No worries Mrs! Just hang on and enjoy what transpires! Btw, welcome to EB!
No worries Mrs! Just hang on and enjoy what transpires! Whenever Leann is losing it, so does CHAZ!
@CHAZ
Oh look, the 49 who takes pleasure in photos of dirty tampons is back here going berserk again. We all know what that means. Poor Leann. Mea culpa! I did, however, forget to point out that the investigative/stalking skills of “CHAZ” is usually top-notch and spot on! Okay, just kidding. Strange notice how just like Leann CHAZ insists that people are stalking Leann despite the fact that we know everything there is to know because Leann puts it all out there for everyone to see.
Your moms mom….
@CHAZ
Leann told CHAZ, “Your moms mom….now get to EB and do what you do best!”
1) Leann giving Eddie an alibi: “Best part of the day…. Taking coffee to my hubby in bed…..insert BAD jokes/thoughts here lol”
2) Leann’s defense to stories about how she wasn’t crying: “Boys and girls, I was not crying yesterday at lunch w/ @darrellbrown @EddieCibrian my BFF liz and my little dog toto. :) we ate and hugged goodbye. I must have been so sad to see all of them go 3 blocks to the establishment where we were all ending up. #givemeabreakwiththebullshitmeadiaheadlinesandstories
Lol thanks for all the sweet concern tough “
You people are fucking weird…
What is the deal with the tampon remarks, you guys??
Guest made a comment back in Nov. A person posted a link to a picture of a nutbar/candy bar. Guest made some shitty comments and I told the poster who posted the link I wish they had posted a pic of a used rag instead, because of the twatty way guest responded
@CHAZ
There you go rewriting history and playing the victim again. Why do you/CAS always perceive yourself as victims?The posts are there for all to see, so why spin it?
In Nov I stated that Leann named her dog EVIEE after Jane LEEVES, one of Eddie’s co-star. Cran Apple Snapple, threw a fit and posted a photo of a nutbar. I pointed out how hypocritical that was considering how Cran Apple Snapple is always whining about how she is being bullied( a month prior to this incident CAS showed up here boo hooing about how she was being bullied because I called her out on her hypocrisy). Cran Apple Snapple disappeared and in her place, came CHAZ.
Notice how CHAZ even changes his wording? He didnt’ say used rag, he said dirty tampon. CHAZ is just embarassed because at the age of 49 he is obsessed with dirty tampons.
I may have said tampon…. But it was in response to you being a twat
Used rag = dirty tampon
@CHAZ
No CHAZ, you did say dirty tampon.You are just making things worse for yourself. I posted my response so that all can see exactly what I said to CAS. Why are you playing the victim card when the evidence doesn’t even support what you are saying?
Again, since you want to play the victim, this is what was said in Nov:
Since CHAZ has such a problem with facts this is what I said in Nov to CAS after she posted the photos indirectly calling people names(this a month after she whined about being bullied): “guest says: November 9, 2012 at 5:30 pm This is what I mean. CranAppleSnapple starts all this mess and then she plays the victim.Posting photos calling people a nutbar only makes you look silly. If you can’t stand what people say about Leann, then don’t read it. So you are upset because people firgured out that Leann lied and that she named the dog by using an anagram of Jane Leeves lastname who is playing Eddie’s love interest on Hot In Cleveland because she thinks that Eddie is sleeping with Jane Leeves? Thanks for posting the photos and showing everyone just how immature you are!”
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This is CHAZ’s response:Chaz says: November 9, 2012 at 6:45 pm Cas, thats hilarious!! After seeing the response from “guest” I wish you had found an image of a used tampon or something!!
@MEH
CHAZ asked CAS to post photos of a dirty tampon one day, which is odd because he doesn’t seem to see how creepy and crazy that is.
Your reading comprehension is atrocious….. Please copy the original post and post on this thread. I will be back later, I’ve got a coaches meeting to attend!
@CHAZ
“Coaches”? The people who give you your thorazine. Considering that the posts are still present in that thread for all to see, it’s your reading comprehension that is atrocious. Of course you will be back later, today is a very bad day for Leann. When I saw that Leann had a meltdown on twitter today, I knew yours was coming really soon. You can argue reading comprehension all you want, at the end of the day you do understand that it’s not normal for 49 yo to go around asking to see photos of dirty tampons, right? That’s why it’s so funny when you are in the Selena G threads telling people that are being creepy!
This is CHAZ’s response:Chaz says: November 9, 2012 at 6:45 pm Cas, thats hilarious!! After seeing the response from “guest” I wish you had found an image of a used tampon or something!!
Chaz for President!!!!!!!! You should have a fan club.
Awwwww…..
What with CHAZ always winning Caption This for comments that weren’t even funny, everyone else already thought CHAZ had his own special fan club!
Leann’s meltdown must be epic because I see the usual people are out today!
I would totally join that fan club! Chaz, you’re hilarious!
Wow, that must be some meltdown Leann is having! CHAZ isn’t hilarious, which is why several people have questioned how he is winning those Caption This contests with the comments he submits.
Thank you twice Cindy!! Enjoy the ride?
@CHAZ
Why are you thanking Cindy? That’s right. I point out how people think you are creepy and you try to dispprove that by showing you have support from “other” posters!
Since CHAZ has such a problem with facts this is what I said in Nov to CAS after she posted the photos indirectly calling people names(this a month after she whined about being bullied): “guest says: November 9, 2012 at 5:30 pm This is what I mean. CranAppleSnapple starts all this mess and then she plays the victim.Posting photos calling people a nutbar only makes you look silly. If you can’t stand what people say about Leann, then don’t read it. So you are upset because people firgured out that Leann lied and that she named the dog by using an anagram of Jane Leeves lastname who is playing Eddie’s love interest on Hot In Cleveland because she thinks that Eddie is sleeping with Jane Leeves? Thanks for posting the photos and showing everyone just how immature you are!”
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This is CHAZ’s response:Chaz says: November 9, 2012 at 6:45 pm Cas, thats hilarious!! After seeing the response from “guest” I wish you had found an image of a used tampon or something!!
I’m confused, how do you gauge Leann’s moods by who posts on EB articles about her?
For some odd reason when Leann is having a meltdown on twitter or having a very bad day, CHAZ/CAS/meh/bonnakins/ Liz start posting in the Leann threads more than usual. Over the weekend, as Leann was on twitter having a meltdown and tweeting about Brandi’s kids, guess who showed up here around that same time? CHAZ
But… it kind of seems like, she’s so messed up that, to her, she’s ALWAYS having a bad day… I know I check and post pretty much daily, and every day it’s the same stuff with her. So you could give Chaz the benefit of the doubt… no one really likes LeAnn, you know, and I very much doubt Chaz actually wants to defend her.
Hey, I just asked about the tampon thing..I’m not getting involved in this one.
Leave me out of this; I don’t like Leann Rimes, and I really don’t like you, guest. This is crazy. You are crazy. I come here to unwind after a hard day of work and raising the kid. These days, I don’t have time to read books or even follow the plot on a sitcom on television. It is what it is. I have no intention of humouring your histrionics beyond this point. Leave me out of it.
You forgot the spectacular Pikki!
Sorry meh and bonnakins!
I thought the same thing when I din’t see Pikki Nikki on the list. Hey meh, hey Chaz, I am sorry about my ranting. It was not directed at either of you, (or Ms Polka Pants). I was going to give up the whole Evil Beet thing for a while, but then the kid came up with a “new” version of Uno complete with dice and an old snakes and ladder board. (Seriously). At least here I can steal a minute or two for myself, and unlike at work or in parenting, if something goes down, it’s not life threatening.
No need to apologize sunshine, its all good here! The new UNO rules intrigue me I must say. I’ve 2 kids myself and understand what you’re saying… Btw, Eb would be poorer without you!
You signed up for parenting TWICE??? Lol, the kid is going to be the death of me. I was almost thirty years old with six cats when I found out I was going to be someone’s mom. Sigh. The latest version of Uno goes like this: you roll the dice and find out how many cards you get. If you can play a card on the stack, you do. You then move the same color game piece on the board, whether it’s your opponents or your own the number of spaces on your Uno card. The randon colour cards move any piece you want up to nine spaces. Miss your turns means you roll the dice again and pick up more cards. Whenever a game piece makes it to the end, the game is over and that person gets an extra twenty-five points. You get the normal amount of points for each card in your hand, like you would in an Uno game, except the most points wins. The rules and the pieces of the game are subject to change at any given time. Evil Beet sounds better by the minute, doesn’t it?
Thats awesome bonnakins! My oldest is 15, youngest 13…. Wife was in her 40’s when she gave birth on both. My boys came up with a game called “Murderball” a mix of soccer, rugby, dodgeball and cricket. I haven’t walked the same since the last time we played!
Doh…. Forgot to sign in!
Oh hi, guys! :D HellO! Cheers, mates, I’m enjoying the after work shit show.
P.S. Mommy who plays board games with the little one? Was that our dear Bonns? Enjoy your beer. Never stop drinking beer. You work hard & you deserve to take a load off.
P.P.S. I still think Leann sucks chocolate salty balls, no argument there!
Pikki, remember Tangiers? We finally lost “guest” in the market when she was accosted and dry humped by that leprous dwarf…. Who would have ever thought guest would find us here?
@bonnakins… They changed the rules of UNO? Seriously??? It’s like messing with perfection. I’m missing out on everything. Poker is the same right? I didn’t wake up in North Korea did I? Does the new UNO use the same card deck with the draw four, wild card, etc?
Liz, bonnakins child made the new rules…. I say they’re brilliant!
Right?
Oooooooh! Gotcha! I thought it was like a new game like on the market. That’s actually genius! Great job kid! Wow. Last UNO product I saw was some contraption that shot the cards out at you or something. @bonnakins you need to patent that! House, college all paid for. Kuddos to you guys!
Papa Chaz! Those were the days, weren’t they? Oh mammories…light the corner of my miiiiind…
I just wanted to point out that the UNO that shoots the cards at you is awful. It’s like bracing yourself for a punch every time it’s your turn. That game will give you panic attacks.
@bonnakins
CHAZ said that he would be back and he wasn’t lying! Look at this thread!
You aren’t sorry about your ranting because as we learned over the weekend, when you are posting it’s because you are drinking! From the looks of your posts, the new version of uno means that you are drinking! I love how you all show up acting like the victims. The truth of the matter is that if you wanted to be left alone or out of this, you wouldn’t have ever posted in the first place. Based on your posts, we know that this isn’t true. You dn’t have time to follow the plot of this sitcom, yet here you are again posting! Are you drinking again? Look at this thread. Once again it’s the same 4 or 5 “different” people! It’s who is having a moment of histrionics!
@CHAZ: No I didn’t. I intentionally left her off because I knew you would come back and add that one in! You have two kids? You the 49 yo obsessed with dirty tampons?We must have finally lost “CHAZ” in the market when he was accosted and dry humped by that leprous dwarf…. Who would have ever thought CHAZ would find us here?
@pikki nikki polka pants
Yes, never stop drinking because you are really losing it!
@Puddin
Over the weekend Leann and 3 of her loyal fans were having a conversation about the BBs. The very next day, who shows up on this site saying the very same thing that Leann and those 3 fans discussed that day? Chaz.
There are people who pretend to be “neutral”, but the moment someone says something about Leann that this person doesn’t like, this person goes berserk. Which is what we see with CHAZ quite often. If CHAZ had no intentions of defending Leann, he would have never went berserk after someone asked a question about Leann and Lizzy.
Leann doesn’t have a bad day everyday. You tell her bad days because she has manic phases on twitter or Radaronline has released an extremely negative article about her. Everytime Leann has a flare up on twitter, it’s always preceeded or followed by CHAZ going berserk here. Just look what happened over the weekend. An hour before Leann went nuts on twitter(tweeting about Brandi’s kids like crazy), it was preceeded by increased activity from CHAZ/CAS/bonnakins/meh/Liz/pikki nikki polka pants.
Hey Guest, wanted to say I love you, too, with all your crazy “I’m rubber you’re glue”, tail chasing antics. The comments wouldn’t be nearly as entertaining without you.
No, what’s more entertaining is seeing what crazy antics Leann has in store for tonight and tomorrow beause CHAZ didn’t go through all that “your mom” and “your mom’s mom” tail chasing today for nothing! And CHAZ is coming back for another round too, so you know that the rest of this week is going to very difficult for Leann.
Strange. Since I questioned if CHAZ was responsible for those “I love guest” posters who kept popping up out of the blue, notice how all the “I love guest” posters have disappeared?
It’s more fun to love Chaz.
@Liz
Well “Liz”, I figured that much when you submitted a 2nd comment to Caption This about me and you started making “I love guest” posts just like GUESTLOVER, who as I predicted was CHAZ!
Back atcha Liz baby!!!
@CHAZ
You love that word “Back atcha”. I notice that several of the BBs are using that a lot is that where you got the idea, from their twitter accounts?
Nope I’m not Chaz or anybody else just crab and I do love you guest! Like Cindy I find you very entertaining and I love hearing about the downfalls of Leeann! I can’t wait until she crashes!
@CRAB
What’s more entertaining is watching CHAZ flipping out because Leann is flipping out!
And so MrsPatrickBateman, thus is the ongoing saga of two twatty, diva famewhores, a psychotic, obsessed stalker,and an instigating asshole named Chaz!
@CHAZ
What’s the matter? Upset because you can’t dispute the truth when your own words are staring you in the face?
And so MrsPatrickBateman, thus is the ongoing saga of two twatty, diva famewhores, a psychotic, obsessed stalker,and an instigating asshole named Chaz who flips out here whenever Leann is having a meltdown!
Chaz, you remind me of Eris with her golden apple. I think I love you.
You know Greek mythology…. That’s fantastic! How are you on the Norse gods? My nic in college was Loki!
Funny that you would mention that your nic in college was Loki: “Loki sometimes assists the gods and sometimes causes problems for them.Loki is a shape shifter and in separate incidents he appears in the form of a salmon, mare, seal, a fly, and possibly an elderly woman. “
This is the weirdest comment thread. I havent read any on EB before are they all like this or only ones with Leann?
Just Leann posts. Eeeeesh, sorry! Hope you don’t get scared away; this whole site’s a really great time killer otherwise.
@pikki nikki polka pants
Wow, CHAZ wasn’t lying when he said he would be back, he brought the whole “gang” with them just like I knew he would.
Not really. This happens wherever CHAZ posts! The only “killer” on this site is CHAZ. Did you catch what happened in the Selena G thread when someone called CHAZ creepy!
Just Leann. I suggest you pour yourself a nice beverage & have psych meds on standby. :) Welcome to the EB thread of paranoia.
@Liz
From the looks of this thread, it looks like you/bonnakins/CHAZ/meh/ pikki nikki polka pants have been drinking a lot. CHAZ said that he was going to come back and he wasn’t lying. Poor thing. I knew that things were back for Leann, but the 20+ posts you left means it’s even worse than we all thought.
Paranoia? Not when you leave behind so much evidence. Like submitting posts about be to Caption This as “Liz” because the first time you did it as CHAZ you got slammed really badly!
@Lindoo
Only when Leann is having a twitter meltdown, Radaronline has written or is getting ready to write a negative article about Leann, Leann is nervous about wht is going to be on RHOBH/Lisa’s V new show or whenever Leann has an extremely bad day.
I know little bits of lots of different mythologies, but have an embarrassingly incomplete education here. It’s the trickster gods who always hooked me, so Loki is a long time favorite, as is Anansi and (obviously) Eris. My son, however, is a veritable encyclopedia of Norse mythology and is slowly but surely catching me up. His favs are Heimdall and Tyr.
Sorry, this was meant as a reply to Chaz.
This comment thread is BANANAS.
True… However, it was fun!
@Chaz
Of course you and Leann are having fun! So what crazy pr stunt is Leann going to pull today! You have been going nuts since yesterday, so we know that she is planning something outrageous!
Yeah, I just checked back to see if guest responded, now I have a headache from all that.
enough with shitty Leann posts!!!!! Her and Lohan have to go!
I support this.
@pikki nikki polka pants
Of course you do…did you stalk Brandi today, “nicole”?