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Yes, Amanda Bynes is very important. [The Superficial]

More reasons that Lance Armstrong is a big, flaming bag of dicks. [Lainey Gossip]

Amanda Peet’s sick sense of humor. [Yeeeah]

Katy Perry’s real appropriate performing at the Kids’ Inauguration Concert. [Starpulse]

Fit meal plan & photos. [theBERRY]

Lindsay’s really good at sucking. [The Superficial]

Scarlett Johansson’s successful “opening.” Ha. [Lainey Gossip]

Kim Kardashian’s dropping in on orphanages now. [Cele|bitchy]

Bertny Speers still can’t sign her own checks. [Bohomoth]

Khloe Kardashian’s happier when she’s heavier, which is the complete opposite of what she was saying last month. [Amy Grindhouse]

6 Different Types of Penis Names. [The Frisky]

What have you got to smile about, girl, huh? [Splash]

Best celebrity Twitpics of the week. [Socialite Life]

PHOTO: Guess the celebrity cleavage! [Celebslam]

Lupe Fiasco thrown offstage for bashing the President. [Bossip]

Kristen Stewart is photogenic. [The Blemish]

Scarlett Johansson is teeny-tiny. [IDLYITW]

Ben Affleck’s daughters should win a cute award. [I’m Not Obsessed]

Yeah, because that’s not creepy at all. [TooFab]

‘The Voice’: Blind Auditions. [Hollywood PQ]