Who the hell let Rachel Zoe out of the house looking like Blind Bessie from the Senior Center did her makeup? I don’t know, but alas, this is what Rachel Zoe looked like on the red carpet at last night’s Golden Globe Awards. Can you even believe it?
Love it or leave it—Rachel Zoe’s luminous, luminous makeup:
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Just how old is she? she looks massively dehydrated. And very old.
she looks like the old lady from “There’s something about mary”
MY SOUL! SHE STOLE MY SOUL! I LOOKED INTO HER EYES! AVOID THE EYES!
I am empty.
its 1960s makeup, for what it is, its pretty authentic looking. though her skin does look horrible, and this probably isn’t a look she wear when hd cameras are taking pictures of her.
Oh jesus christ..what a terrifying picture. You need to put a warning up before posting pictures like this.
Don’t look it in the eye or you’ll be turned to stone!
Sad. At first glance I thought it was one of those distorted “guess the celeb” images. Too much botox and who knows what else .
She must be into cocaine. Her left nostril is a bit collapsed. That explains it.
She looks like an alien. Maybe an alien is wearing her skin like that episode of Doctor Who.
She looks old from too much tanning but why is she even at the Golden Globe Awards?
she’s just into that old money/dilapidated park avenue mansion/ladies who lunch/grey gardens look of yesteryear like clutch the fucking pearls look
Dear God!! It looks like something is about to burst out of her forehead!!
Oh, my. That was terrifying.
Uh, thanks. My retinas have now burned right. out. of. my. skull.
Kill it with fire?
At first, I was scared out of my wits looking upon this picture. Yet, there is something strangely appealing the more you focus in on her eyes. I can’t…seem…to look…away. Some kind of black magic. The eyes are pulling me in, deeper…transcendence…everything is at peace…Rachel Zoe is Master. Rachel Zoe above all.
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