A Muppet, right? Doesn’t Michael Phelps look exactly like a Muppet? Because oh, hey. Michael Phelps looks exactly like a Muppet.
This is the Olympic swimmer’s new look, and yes, that’s a champagne bottle that he’s holding in this second picture. Can we talk about that for a second? I don’t like champagne—not at all. My husband knows not to get champagne around the holidays (even for New Year’s) because I don’t drink it, and even champagne-based mixed drinks like mimosas … oh gosh, no thanks. That being said, I’m more of a wine lady. I like nothing more than a good, dry red wine. I also like some mixed drinks, mostly those that have tequila in them. I do love me a good tequila. What do you guys like, or rather, don’t like?
I know—this entire post got way, way off topic, but that sometimes happens. It’s not as if there’s anything else that’s all that interesting about Michael Phelps other than the fact that he’s seriously starting to resemble the more masculine of Bert and Ernie.
Groucho Marx!! LMAO
It really freaks me out when someone’s neck is wider than their head.
Oh my gawd, right?! That tiny little (butter)face…weird…he sure gets a lot of ass though. Double weird.
I don’t love the mustache but I don’t hate it either. It is just meh…
About the drinks, I also like wine the best, but I only drink it if I’m also having a meal that goes with it, and just one glass.
I’d rather burn one with Phelps…..lol
For some reason. I am now worried about Michael Phelps.
Hahahahaha! I lost it at Muppet! He looks like Beaker’s assistant!
*chuckle*
Oh man. I thought the same thing.
I can just hear him now in beaker-speak.
You mean Bunsen’s assistant. Beaker is the one with the narrow head.
I don’t like wine, champagne, or cava. I like beer and strong spirits. Also, he looks like a frat boy (just learned this term woohoo!) who’s trying too hard to chanel a geeky look but hasn’t touched a book in his life.
He is a genius compared to Ryan Lochte.
Oh God Lochte. His twitter account is hilarious #JEAH
This is true, but Ryan Lochte is pretty damn hot, even though I want to kill myself for saying that.
is there more of a butterface out here than him
He looks like he was drinking a pint of loose beard and it all stuck to his top lip
Cheap-ass champagne. And drinking it from the bottle. Yuck.
Anyway, any glass of Italian wine is the only way to fly. Pinot Grigio or Chianti! Love me some Italian!
I love myself some really good Tequila also! My husband and I drink Tequila in the summer and then we switch over to some good bourbon in the winter! Keeps you warm! Ha! Of course beer is for anytime of the year! He reminds of those old joke glasses with the eyebrows, mustache and goatee already built in! His neck is way bigger than his head! He’s very llamarisque!
Oh man. I’m dying over here!
I do like champagne and mimosas… totally agree on wine- love a good port and whisky (of the Jack Daniels sort) and Sapphire Gin MMMmmm and who doesn’t like vodka?