Oh, Haylor. A love so young yet so precious. A love that has captured the heart of a generation. A love that is not as good as that 17-year-old Kennedy thing, but that’s still pretty ok. It is simply … Haylor.
Haylor, just in case you live under a merciful, protective rock, is the nickname of power couple Taylor Swift and Harry Styles. They love each other, like, a lot. So much that they’re already thinking of getting married, and that idea is apparently serious enough for Taylor’s dad to not love it so much:
One Direction’s Harry Styles has been ordered by girlfriend Taylor Swift’s dad: “Don’t break my daughter’s heart.”
The teen heart-throb has had a man-to-man chat with Scott Kingsley Swift, 60, who has guided his daughter’s glittering pop career.
A source said: “He likes Harry but he wants them to slow down and take things easy. It’s clear to everyone they are smitten with one another and already talking about marriage. He doesn’t want them to split up as fast as they’ve got together and for Taylor to end up devastated.”
After the chat, Taylor, 23, and Harry, 18, flew to the British Virginia Isles for a romantic break — their third in three months.
Oh man, wouldn’t it be so tiring to be Taylor Swift’s dad? He’s got to just be like “Taylor, you’re 23, do you have any maturity yet?” And she’d be like “I want to get married, Dad, GOD.” And then he’d be like “whatever, I’m taking one of your credit cards with me to the titty bar.” And she’d be like “you’re so gross, Dad, get out of my human sized birdcage!” And he’d wonder just where he went wrong.
But hey, I just want to note that I am absolutely sick of being teased with Taylor Swift weddings. Piss or get of the pot, sister.
Oh Emily. I love you. You are funny and beautiful. I wish you wrote all the posts.
The only reason to read any gossip website is the writing. This is my favorite piece of the past few months. You are hilarious.
Yes ma’am, love love love the snark! :)
Just wondering how that conversation went with John Mayer…lol.
Know that I think about it, most likely took place at the titty bar !