If you were the average viewer, you’d probably describe this video as a video of Jay-Z rapping. You might call it a video of Jay-Z rapping with Chris Martin bouncing around and saying something into the microphone every now and then. But I am not the average viewer, and I’m sure many of you aren’t either. So for me, and perhaps for you, this is a hilarious video of Gwyneth Paltrow dancing.
Why don’t you do yourself a favor and treat yourself by watching this video? You’re worth it. She does this thing where she keeps raising up one hand, and I think at one point she might grab her crotch.
Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow. Two of the most apparently boring people ever to have lived… Boy, did she look socially awkward in this though.
@RayRay: I couldn’t have said it better myself; although, I woud probably add: I. So. Cannot. Stand. Her.
She’s unexpectedly hip. Can’t frown upon white girls with soul.
A long time ago, one of my friends said to me “You are the whitest person I have ever known.” At the time, Gwyneth Paltrow wasn’t famous yet. LOL.
LMAO
All of the step-touch dancers can relax – Gwyneth has made it “cool”. Her hubby is a joke dancer too. White people can’t dance. But since I’m white, I’m allowed to say that…..
I agree. I’ve never been more humiliated than that time when I tried Zumba…
Gwennie got swag! Ha I kid, I kid.
Her posture drives me crazy! Push your shoulders back!
What strikes me is the massive ego of Jay-Z and the a** kissery of Martin and Paltrow.
Funny that does not strike me at all.
Chris actually fucking rocked that. Gwen just looked awkward… she’s so skinny and her posture is awful…
Jay-Z is disgusting, as per usual.
She’s hip, please, I think not. She’s got rhythm, not even close. She’s such a complete boor. I want to wish her into the cornfield.
You and me both.
Jay Z’s fashion sense failed him with that ridiculous coat he’s wearing.
Sweet moves Gwen.