J Lo has a beautiful life, says J Lo. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Jennifer Aniston is mad about the Brad Pitt wedding (?). [CDL]
Jon Stewart’s new gig. [Huff Po]
Malin Akerman’s brand-new bump. [Splash]
Prince William and Kate news: fans want to see a sex tape from the Royal Couple. [Starpulse]
I had a dream about these two last night. Justin Theroux sure is a cheapskate. [Bohomoth]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt wants superstardom. [Lainey Gossip]
Sofia Vergara’s gigantic boobs and tiny arms. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth Paltrow kills Jay Z’s street cred or whatever. [The Superficial]
Jessica Alba’s ass has arrived. [Celebslam]
Ke$ha’s bisexual now. [Cele|bitchy]
Beauty tips for 2013. [theBERRY]
This might be your female lead in ’50 Shades of Grey’. [IDLYITW]
Some might say she’s got a weird torso, but I won’t. [Hollywood Backwash]
See-through nipples! [Celebrity Rant]
Carmen Electra and big, yellow balls. [G Celeb]
Jennifer Lawrence loves junk food and reality TV. [Hollywood PQ]