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Nobody Wants to Help Kim Kardashian Lose Her Baby Weight

A photo of Kim Kardashian

Shh, I know. Kim Kardashian is like 12 weeks pregnant, she doesn’t really have all that much baby weight. But she’s going to have some. She’s probably going to have a lot, since she’s so not afraid of plastic surgery. And when she does have it, nary a soul will offer her money to publicly lose it. So ha ha.

From TMZ:

Two major weight loss companies won’t touch Kim Kardashian’s “big fat ass” with a 10-foot pole … TMZ has learned they have zero interest in signing the pregnant celeb to a Jessica Simpson type deal.

Reps for Jenny Craig and Medifast tell TMZ they won’t be be helping Kim K shed her post-baby weight — and their reason, ironically enough, is the reality TV star isn’t real enough.

Medifast said its not looking for any celeb endorsements — but Jenny Craig was more specific, telling us they’re … focusing on “real results for real women” this year.

Interestingly, JC’s rep added, “We will continue our working relationship with Mariah Carey.”

Of course we don’t know if Kim’s even looking for a new weight loss deal … she endorsed Quick Trim last year.

That’s understandable though, I think. When Kim steps out an hour after she had her baby looking thinner than she’s ever been, nobody’s going to think that she worked for it. That’s just the way things are. Kim Kardashian is not so likable, probably has fake body parts, and fibs about it, whereas Jessica Simpson is very, very likable, doesn’t have any fake body parts that I know of, and did I mention she’s completely likable? If you had to see someone get lots and lots of money for losing weight, which would would you pick? It just makes sense.

Meanwhile, did you know that this kid is legally assumed to be Kim and Kris Humphries‘? It’s because they’re married. So if Kris wants to push the issue, like it he wants to be catty about it, then Kim has to prove that Kanye fathered that fetus. Can you imagine? Let’s start tweeting him!

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  • Meh, it’s weight. Weight can always be lost, with or without a program. Now if they had a program for crazy arse celebdivas! Omg talk about an untapped industry.

  • Besides Kim having gone to the evil dark side (black people are the enemy of god and rappers are pure evil) and her fetus being half evil and damned by God, why do people hate Kim Kardashian? Kanye West is the Jackass they should hate. Kim is very special. Why hate her? She could have been a goddess but went to the dark side and has poisoned her body with the black virus damned by god. So are people just jealous of Kim or mad that she has sex with Hood Rats??? I understand the hood rat rapper enemy of god
    Thing but hate the Jackass, not Kim. Blame God
    Because he is the asshole who makes Kim do everything she does.

  • Erm!! Are you for real?
    You sound bitter because Kim is not into WHITE trailor trash meat!
    you aint got it hahhahah hahah

    • I am for real. Hey, this is what God told me. Sorry if it offends. it is what it is. I am Mad at God for making Kim do disgusting things like having sex with Ray J and the other hood rats she has been with. He tells me she is so special, then he tells me the Black People are the Enemy of God and Rap Sucks, then he sticks her with a Black Rapper and has her get pregnant with him. The Fetus is Cursed. Some God we have!!!

  • Kim is still extremely beautiful and I can’t figure out why people hate her other than the Black thing and she always has to be politically correct. She deserves better than a Black Jackass Ear Raper

  • OK RIEVIERA THATS RUDE YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING ABOUT ANYBODYS RACE RATHER THEIR MEXICAN BLACK OR WHITE WHY DOES RACE MATTER AND KIM KARDASHIAN IS BLESSED TO HAVE A BABY BY SOMEBODY WHO LOVES SHE LOVES KANYE AND NOBODY CAN NEVER CHANGE THAT SHES IN LOVE WITH AN BLACK MAN AND YOUR MOSTLY TALKING ABOUT KLHOE HUSBAND LAMAR CAUSE HES BLACK AND A REALLY GOOD HUSBAND TO HER AND I BET IF SHE GETS PREGNANT BY HIM YOUR GOING TO SAY SOMETING RUDE WY DOES RACE MATTER EVERYBODDY SHOULD BE FRIENDS