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From CNN:
Britain's Prince William and Catherine Middleton are expecting their first child after 19 months of marriage, the palace announced Monday.
The royal revelation came as Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, was admitted to a central London hospital with acute morning sickness Monday afternoon. She is expected to be in King Edward VII Hospital for several days, the palace announcement said. William and Catherine were married on April 29, 2011, in London's biggest royal wedding in thr...
KANYE IS FASHION. [The Superficial]
Robert Downey Jr. and Jodie Foster? [Lainey Gossip]
Kat Williams keeps slapping people. [Yeeeah]
Oh yeah, Katy Perry's a real hero. [Starpulse]
Girl or boy? [theBERRY]
Heidi Klum missed the holiday memo. [Cele|bitchy]
LeAnn Rimes is all about the stolen family. [Amy Grindhouse]
Reese Witherspoon's new BFF. [The Frisky]
Jessica Alba's London fashion. [Splash]
Boo Boo Stewart strips. [Socialite Life]
Minnie Driver and David Duchovny are doi...
Mike Tyson, the ever-sober, ever-eloquent former boxing star, sat down to do an interview with a show called 'In Depth With Graham Bensinger', or 'A Show I've Never Heard of Before', and he talked about some pretty crazy shit. Namely, his lifelong cocaine addiction and how he made no bones about it when it came to taking bit parts in films (ahem, 'Hangover') in order to help support his coke habit, and that one time that he caught Brad Pitt in bed with his then-wife, Robin Givens. Here's a few cho...
Well "had" I would suppose isn't exactly the right term to use, so let's go and say "have," because it's definitely truer. However, as it's today, and today is a whole day after all this happened, I think it might be passable to say "Taylor Swift and her new boyfriend had a baby" and leave the "already" out of there, as if it were something we were expecting (because honestly speaking, of course we weren't). Alright?
No, this is Taylor Swift and her new boyfriend, Harry Styles of One Direc...
And no, I'm not sure what's going on in this picture. My best guess would be that Chris Brown is getting high while Rihanna models a backwards camouflage Snuggie. Do you have any ideas?
But the best part about this picture, and really the reason that I'm showing you this picture, is the caption that goes along with it. Chris posted this on his Instagram page with the caption "What would music today sound like if these kids didn't exist?" No, really, that's what he said. Just let that ...
From TMZ:
As if she weren't royally screwed enough ... Lindsay Lohan's tax problems have become so extreme ... the IRS has seized ALL of her bank accounts in order to repay her massive outstanding debt.
As we reported, Uncle Sam has filed tax liens against Lindsay for the years 2009 and 2010 -- claiming she owes $233,904 in unpaid federal taxes.
Charlie Sheen generously paid Lindsay $100,000 to help alleviate Lindsay's 2009 tax problem -- but we're told Charlie's check barely scratch...
What's her name again? HEIDI MONTAG. Right. I have Crystal Harris on the brain from the earlier post about Holly Madison, and I couldn't think of any other name than Crystal Harris. I mean, yeah, I guess Crystal and Heidi are about the same, really, and on the same level---the only difference is that Crystal's going to be one rich bitch while Heidi will never be a rich bitch ever again.
This is what Heidi Montag looks like, for any of you who were wondering what thirty grand worth of plastic...
This is what Rihanna wore to her perfume launch for "Nude," which was held at Macy's over the last few days. If you guys didn't already know, and the previous statement didn't give it away all that much, Rihanna "created" a new perfume called "Nude," and it launched. Whee.
About the scent, which includes hints of pear, Gardenia petals, jasmine Sambac and "numerous other feminine hues," Rihanna had this to say:
"My third fragrance, Nude, is subtle but it is also substantial – it is a fragra...
Here's a photo of Holly Madison at the recent Animal Foundation Happy Anniversary Hour event held in Los Angeles. And this is what she wore. And to avoid mincing words, because why bother, I hate it. This is an awful, awful dress for a pregnant woman, and I don't say that because I'm a person who thinks that pregnant women should not be wearing slinky, sultry dresses and should instead be at home in muumuus, eating bonbons (because I don't). I'm saying that because this is one f-cking ugly dress...
Someone is trying 2 get under my skin by calling MY children "her boys" Sooo transparent!They R MY boys, Eddie Boys and ur step-sons... 4 now.
---Brandi Glanville, via Twitter of course, referencing a couple of Tweets of LeAnn Rimes' that Brandi didn't like. What Tweets, you ask? Well, these Tweets:
Flying out with my boys in a few hrs. Love that it's a family tour weekend. It's always more fun when they are with me.
Oh and this one, too:
Off to Seattle with the 3 cutest boys ever! It was ...