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Love It or Leave It: Nice Bowl, Arnold Schwarzenegger

photo of arnold schwarzenegger new look pictures Yeah, I know, it's Arnold Schwarzenegger with a questionably-dyed hair color and definite poor taste in haircuts, but I had to sort of prime you guys with the face-forward photo before I could bodyslam you with the photo of Arnold's hair from the back. Now that you've seen the front, you're sort of prepared (wait, who am I kidding? There's no preparing for this kind of follicle shock) for what's to come up the back steps, because here it is: And I kind of feel bad for making fun of an "old ...

Did Olivia Munn Do Something to Her Face?

photo of olivia munn plastc surgery pictures Because from here, it looks quite like Olivia Munn did something to her face. Granted, I'm not quite sure what, but I think it has something to do with her nose, maybe, and I don't know, a brow lift? Something with her chin? I don't know. Here's a photo of Olivia before all of this plastic surgery maybe-ness---let me know your ideas: And why, for the love of God, would Olivia do something like this to her face when her "old" face was fine just the way it was? Oh, what's that? She wasn't g...

Love It or Leave It: Taylor Swift Can Still Do One Thing Right

A photo of Taylor Swift Oh, Tay Tay. How can you hurt me so? You are just like that awful bitch in school that I hated with every fiber of my being, but every few months I'd awkwardly walk up to her, grit my teeth, and ask "where did you get your dress?" Damn you and your awesome fashion, Taylor Swift. Damn you. But, ok, this is what Taylor wore to that Kennedy gala last night. Remember that? Way back in the golden days of Mr. and Mrs. Taylor Kennedy, it was announced that Taylor would be receiving the Ripple of Hope Award from the Robert F. Kennedy Center for Justice & Human Rights. And even tho...

Kristen Stewart Just Needs Robert Pattinson to Get Over It Already, Thanks

A photo of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson From Radar: Kristen Stewart is getting increasingly frustrated by Robert Pattinson’s reluctance to fully forgive her and re-commit to their relationship, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. Robert, 26, has been playing hard to get with Kristen, 22, since rekindling their romance and a close source says the actress is starting to get fed up because she feels that she's been putting in all the effort to make it work. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 beauty believes she’s been punished enough...

Aw Crap, Really? (Or, “Chris Brown Returns to Twitter”)

photo of chris brown pictures Why? Why? I just don't even understand it, guys. Yeah, Chris has his big old posse of intimidating, violence-loving followers who call themselves Team Breezy or whatever (seriously, that's about the lamest thing I've ever heard and all that "eezy" shit added to the end of a word hasn't been cool since ... oh, right, yeah, it wasn't even cool when Snoop Dogg was doing it a decade or more ago), so the only thing that I can think of as to why he'd even remotely consider a return to Twitter after his...

Blind Items Revealed: The Return of the Cleft Chin Licker

photo of Aaron Eckhart pictures From Blind Gossip: Aaron Eckhart has an interesting way of picking up women. He likes to anonymously contact cleft-chinned women on a certain internet modeling site and tell them that he is interested in photographing them. If they say “Yes!” the courtship-to-chin-licking has begun! So Gwyneth Paltrow and Molly Sims just didn’t have the stuff to hold his attention. But if you are a tall, leggy blonde female with a cleft chin – and you post your pic on a popular modeling site...

Love It or Leave It: Sarah Silverman is Trying Fancy

photo of sarah silverman sydney premiere wreck-it ralph Hey! Guess who still doesn't really care all that much for Sarah Silverman even if she is dressed all fancy and not smoking joints in public parking lots! Me, guys. It'd be me. Sarah looks presentable enough, but you can't put a party dress on shit and expect it not to stink, you know? This is what Sarah wore to the Australia premiere of 'Wreck-It Ralph', and I'm just not feeling it, no way, no how. Love it or leave it? ...

Quotables: Adam Levine Has Strong Feelings About Honey Boo Boo Child

A photo of Adam Levine "Seriously, Honey Boo Boo is the decay of Western civilization. Just because so many people watch the show doesn't mean it's good. So many people witness atrocities and can't take their eyes away from them, but that doesn't mean they're good. That show is literally The. Worst. Thing. That's. Ever. Happened. It's complete f-cking ignorance and the most despicable way to treat your kids. F-ck those people. You can put that in the magazine: F-ck those idiots. They're just the worst. Sorry, I'm so sens...

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Lindsay Just Doesn’t Want to Go to Jail, Please

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Oh my gosh, Lindsay. I can't even believe that you went to jail for like a week and a half for that DUI, how screwed up was that? And you got in trouble for stealing that necklace, even though you totally just borrowed it? Bullshit. Total bullshit. And now, just when you're getting into your prime, people are trying to bring you down for fibbing to police and punching someone in the head. It's like, get a life, justice system! But for real, things are getting serious this time. Lindsay'...

Quotables: John Travolta Has Magical Healing Powers

A photo of John Travolta “I was in Shanghai recently at a work event and the Master of Ceremonies’ best friend had recently gotten into a car wreck. He had broken his ankle and was in constant pain. I asked him permission to do some Scientology assists and he said, ‘Okay sure’. People were standing around watching as I did them. You could actually see him confronting the pain and after a while he looked up at me and said ‘I feel better’ so I said ‘Okay end of assist.’ He had gotten noticeably better and...