

So hey! The photo above, as well as the rest in the gallery? Well. They show Demi Moore acting all crazy at the Chanel Beachside Barbecue last night, and when she wasn't too busy spreading her legs and chair-dancing, she was eating her hair. And hanging all over a mostly-embarrassed-looking Lenny Kravitz. And possessing the largest pupils known to man.
Take this photo, for example:
I .. what even is this? I'll tell you what this is---this is Demi Moore, being a hot-ass mess and not caring...
Just when you thought that business couldn't get any more ridiculous between Chris Brown and Rihanna, it does. Because Rihanna supposedly wants this baby with Chris, because duh, a baby makes domestic violence in relationships totally go away. From Entertainmentwise:
"She [Rihanna] asked her record company when the best time would be for her to take off, as she wants a baby," an insider revealed to Closer. "They just stared at her. Everyone was pretty open-mouthed. But she hasn't got any tim...
Of course you do. I don't think it'd really matter *who* I put in a headline asking "Want to see [fill in the blank]'s penis", because the answer would pretty much always be yes, and you'd be yes-ing either because you have a morbid curiosity (like wanting to see what Doug Hutchison's penis looks like; don't pretend you don't, it's OK) or you have the hots for the dude and want to see just what kind of equipment he's packing. And guys, it's alright. I'm here to tell you that it's perfectly fine t...
Is it hot in here, or is it just Shia?
I know I've been giving poor Shia hell these past couple months, but I officially take it all back. If I'd known that Shia could clean up that nice, I would have never said a bad word about him. God, his knees. I love a man who rocks shorts short enough to show off his knees. And don't even get me started on the Crocs with socks look. I am practically salivating over here.
And here's the back view:
Oh, Shia. The pockets are fraying on your cutoffs just li...
Mel Gibson did some quickie interview a couple of days ago, and he mentioned that, in the past, he'd approached Lindsay while she was having some trouble. Being the kind man that he is, he said that he may reach out to her again in these, her most trying of times. Isn't that sweet? And when he was asked about her recent troubles, he said "well, we all know about that. It takes one to know one."
I'm not exactly sure what that last part means beyond "ha ha, I break laws too," but this i...
Mariah Carey's very x-rated Christmas. Or something. [Lainey Gossip]
Oh man. The faces don't even look right anymore. [The Superficial]
This is not a good look for you, Rose McGowan. [Starpulse]
John Waters will take your used dildos, thank you. [OMGBlog]
Billy Bob really wants to go to Angelina's wedding. [TMZ]
Paul Walker cuddles a puppy. [Socialite Life]
Snooki has advice for Kate Middleton. [The Superficial]
Ryan Gosling, presenter? [Lainey Gossip]
It's because he's a dick, right? A dick? [Elite Daily]
Shots fired? Meek Mill? Rit...
Oh man. Did you know? Stevie Nicks is sticking up for Kristen Stewart's former philandering ways months after all this business has gone down. Just in time! From Us Weekly:
Twi-hard Nicks, who has struck up a friendship with the duo over the last few years (she even wrote a Twilight-inspired tune for In Your Dreams), said she thinks people need to give Stewart — who cheated on Pattinson in July with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders — a break.
“I was h...
So Forbes compiled this list, and it involves a lot of ratio things and math (both of which I am terrible with), so I'm going to leave the computing to you, but here's 2012's Most Overpaid Actors list, courtesy of Forbes. According to Forbes, this is how it all works:
Hollywood pays its biggest stars millions of dollar per film. Some are worth the money. Based on their last three projects, these 10 stars are not. We used data gathered from our Celebrity 100 research and Box Office Mojo to calc...
Because wow. This cover for InStyle UK is just astounding. ...
Rihanna using Chris Brown's penis as a straw. [The Superficial]
Prince Harry is glowing. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Lea Michele pregnant? [Splash]
Jessica Chastain goes nude. [Starpulse]
Gabriel Aubry started the fire. [TMZ]
Lindsay Lohan vs. Amanda Bynes---who's going to get the TV show? [The Blemish]
P!nk's skinny, skinny new look. [I'm Not Obsessed]
GQ toplessness. [G Celeb]
Nia slams a guy for having a small penis. [Bossip]
Harry Styles' walk of shame. [Amy Grindhouse]
Ashton Kut...
Unfortunately, no, [I don't pray for Lindsay Lohan]. I'm probably breaking a lot of ministers' hearts. It's like, "He's a Christian. He should pray for everybody" ... But she's not in my prayers at night. I'm sorry.
---Brian Littrell (formerly of the Backstreet Boys, if you had no idea who he was to begin with) on Lindsay Lohan and how she fits into the grand scheme of the afterlife, and it's pretty funny that someone as random as this dude is talking good, positive thoughts for Lindsay Lohan (or the lack thereof, honestly), because weren't w...