Last night was the New York premiere of Les Miserables, you guys! You know what that means? It means a few things. For one, it means that it's only going to be a couple of weeks before we get to see the movie. And for two, it means that Anne Hathaway wore another awful dress.
This is bad, right? It's not as bad as the last one, but it's still not great. And if you don't see my issue, that's fine, I understand. But let me show you the back of the dress:
What's even going on there? It looks like a sad chubby cap...
Channing [Tatum] was amazing. He's a superstar. Everybody wants to have sex with him.
---Amanda Seyfried, whose opinions I generally find to be amicable, on Channing Tatum, who was, incidentally, this year's 'Sexiest Man Alive'. Hear that sound? No? That's the sound of me YAKKING from 30,000 feet above y'alls heads. LOOK THE F-CK OUT.
Really and truly, though, there's only one person I can think of who I positively know would have sex with Channing Tatum. She's a Facebook friend and she's always posting sads...
Blah blah blah American Country Awards, blah blah nominations, here're your winners:
Artist of the Year
Luke Bryan
Artist of the Year: Male
Luke Bryan
Artist of the Year: Female
Carrie Underwood
Artist of the Year: Group
Lady Antebellum
Artist of the Year: Breakthrough Artist
Jake Owen
Artist of the Year: New Artist
Lauren Alaina
Album of the Year
Luke Bryan, “tailgates & tanlines”
Single of the Year
Luke Bryan, “I Don’t Want This Night To End”
Single o...
All of this pregnant and not pregnant talk over the last few years, and seriously, who really knows? I had to stop and think for a minute whether or not she and Justin Theroux even got married yet (they didn't, right?), but this time I think it might actually be safe to say that Jennifer Aniston is actually pregnant. I mean, look at that photo. She's even carrying herself like she's got a bun in the oven, and ladies, for those of you who have had a bun in the oven (or significant others of those who have ha...
That's right, it's Lindsay! And want to hear one even better than that? Her new boyfriend, Max, had this to say in a recent interview about Lindsay essentially skipping her court date to go and gallivant in London with a band who's secretly referring to her as the Yoko Ono of The Wanted:
"I think we’ve proved to ourselves, if we can stay out of trouble and keep her out of trouble this week, then we’re obviously outstanding citizens of the community, and we’ve managed to do both, so I’m ...
I almost gave this story the headline "Charlie Sheen Is A Good Person," but, well, you and I both know that's no true. But he actually did do something nice, which counts for something? Maybe?
From TMZ:
Hey everyone, wanna hear a really nice Charlie Sheen story? Great ... 'cause the actor just cut a massive $75,000 to help a little girl fight cancer.
TMZ has learned ... Charlie was recently having a conversation with a Hermosa Beach police officer (don't worry he was not being arrested)...
I know we haven't really talked about this lady much, and every time we do, it's got something to do with drugs, or Charlie Sheen, or rehab, or all three, and this time it's got to do with everything except for Charlie Sheen, but hey. We can't win them all, all of the time, right? Anyway, it's been juuuust over a year since we last talked about Brooke and cocaine, so on this day, this 53rd week since we last spoke of Brooke Mueller, we're going to talk about Brooke Mueller and Adderall, because that's why she's voluntarily h...
I'm just going to leave these new Kim Kardashian photos right here for you, and you can decide whether or not they're any good. They're from French magazine, Factice, and portray Kim in a variety of positions, clad in see-through lingerie and heavy Photoshop. Save for the obvious airbrushing on practically every inch of her body and face, the photos actually are quite lovely, and I shouldn't complain too much. There's two really great things going for these photos, and it's that...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on ...
This is Tom at the London premiere of 'Jack Reacher', and I don't have a whole lot more for you guys about this because really, there are no words.
... Except maybe "motherf-cker." Because "motherf-cker" is a word I use a lot (in my head, or in forceful whispers, where no one can hear me) when I'm really angry about something. And something makes me a little angry about these photos of Tom-bot, and I don't even know what.
Thanks, Tom. Thanks for being a good buddy.
[gallery]...
Look, I know you guys. I just do. You can try to play like I don't, but we both know that's not true. And one of the things I know about you is that you love to see pictures of naked parts. It's ok, it's natural!
And seeing as how you love seeing nudey pictures, I think it's only fair to show you this picture of Rihanna, and to inform you that it will probably be around a week and a half before she tweets a mirror shot of her junk, and about a month before she shares a video of her vis...
Last night was the New York premiere of Les Miserables, you guys! You know what that means? It means a few things. For one, it means that it's only going to be a couple of weeks before we get to see the movie. And for two, it means that Anne Hathaway wore another awful dress.
This is bad, right? It's not as bad as the last one, but it's still not great. And if you don't see my issue, that's fine, I understand. But let me show you the back of the dress:
What's even going on there? It looks like a sad chubby cap...
Channing [Tatum] was amazing. He's a superstar. Everybody wants to have sex with him.
---Amanda Seyfried, whose opinions I generally find to be amicable, on Channing Tatum, who was, incidentally, this year's 'Sexiest Man Alive'. Hear that sound? No? That's the sound of me YAKKING from 30,000 feet above y'alls heads. LOOK THE F-CK OUT.
Really and truly, though, there's only one person I can think of who I positively know would have sex with Channing Tatum. She's a Facebook friend and she's always posting sads...
Blah blah blah American Country Awards, blah blah nominations, here're your winners:
Artist of the Year
Luke Bryan
Artist of the Year: Male
Luke Bryan
Artist of the Year: Female
Carrie Underwood
Artist of the Year: Group
Lady Antebellum
Artist of the Year: Breakthrough Artist
Jake Owen
Artist of the Year: New Artist
Lauren Alaina
Album of the Year
Luke Bryan, “tailgates & tanlines”
Single of the Year
Luke Bryan, “I Don’t Want This Night To End”
Single o...
All of this pregnant and not pregnant talk over the last few years, and seriously, who really knows? I had to stop and think for a minute whether or not she and Justin Theroux even got married yet (they didn't, right?), but this time I think it might actually be safe to say that Jennifer Aniston is actually pregnant. I mean, look at that photo. She's even carrying herself like she's got a bun in the oven, and ladies, for those of you who have had a bun in the oven (or significant others of those who have ha...
That's right, it's Lindsay! And want to hear one even better than that? Her new boyfriend, Max, had this to say in a recent interview about Lindsay essentially skipping her court date to go and gallivant in London with a band who's secretly referring to her as the Yoko Ono of The Wanted:
"I think we’ve proved to ourselves, if we can stay out of trouble and keep her out of trouble this week, then we’re obviously outstanding citizens of the community, and we’ve managed to do both, so I’m ...
I almost gave this story the headline "Charlie Sheen Is A Good Person," but, well, you and I both know that's no true. But he actually did do something nice, which counts for something? Maybe?
From TMZ:
Hey everyone, wanna hear a really nice Charlie Sheen story? Great ... 'cause the actor just cut a massive $75,000 to help a little girl fight cancer.
TMZ has learned ... Charlie was recently having a conversation with a Hermosa Beach police officer (don't worry he was not being arrested)...
I know we haven't really talked about this lady much, and every time we do, it's got something to do with drugs, or Charlie Sheen, or rehab, or all three, and this time it's got to do with everything except for Charlie Sheen, but hey. We can't win them all, all of the time, right? Anyway, it's been juuuust over a year since we last talked about Brooke and cocaine, so on this day, this 53rd week since we last spoke of Brooke Mueller, we're going to talk about Brooke Mueller and Adderall, because that's why she's voluntarily h...
I'm just going to leave these new Kim Kardashian photos right here for you, and you can decide whether or not they're any good. They're from French magazine, Factice, and portray Kim in a variety of positions, clad in see-through lingerie and heavy Photoshop. Save for the obvious airbrushing on practically every inch of her body and face, the photos actually are quite lovely, and I shouldn't complain too much. There's two really great things going for these photos, and it's that...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on ...
This is Tom at the London premiere of 'Jack Reacher', and I don't have a whole lot more for you guys about this because really, there are no words.
... Except maybe "motherf-cker." Because "motherf-cker" is a word I use a lot (in my head, or in forceful whispers, where no one can hear me) when I'm really angry about something. And something makes me a little angry about these photos of Tom-bot, and I don't even know what.
Thanks, Tom. Thanks for being a good buddy.
[gallery]...
Of course, ...
Look, I know you guys. I just do. You can try to play like I don't, but we both know that's not true. And one of the things I know about you is that you love to see pictures of naked parts. It's ok, it's natural!
And seeing as how you love seeing nudey pictures, I think it's only fair to show you this picture of Rihanna, and to inform you that it will probably be around a week and a half before she tweets a mirror shot of her junk, and about a month before she shares a video of her vis...