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Basically Everybody Hates Kris Jenner

A photo of Kris Jenner From Radar: It's looking like nothing is going to help bridge the rumored gap in Kris and Bruce Jenner's flailing marriage, as the new issue of Star magazine reports that not only are the couple heading for divorce, but their imminent split is threatening to tear the family apart, both physically and psychologically. "Everything is great, we feel very blessed as a family," the momager recently said in response to rumors that divorce was looming. However, according to Star, Bruce i...

Avril Lavigne Did A Nickelback Cover

Here's a sentence I never thought I would have to write: Avril Lavigne did a cover of Nickelback's "How You Remind Me." That sentence leads me to a thought, one that I never, ever in million years, thought I would have: I actually kind of like it. I never went through an Avril phase, though there was one summer in high school that I listened to one of her songs on repeat, because it was the only thing that could describe my hopeless heart ("I'm with You," if you're curious). And I never really went through a Nickelback phase, b...

Look, It’s Drew Barrymore’s Kid!

A photo of Drew Barrymore Awww! Look at that baby! Look at that precious little angel baby! Look at its little eyes and its little nose and its little mouth! Couldn't you just die?! Yes, that's the way I talk about my cats when people come over to my house, but right now, we're just going to gush over little Olive here, who is pretty adorable, being a baby and all. And Drew looks so happy, which is just darling. I love this so much. Here's part of Drew's interview with People: Nine weeks after giving birth ...

Of Course This Is What Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Jam to in The Bedroom

A photo of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Ok, let's do some critical thinking here. Mariah Carey is one of the biggest divas out there. Mariah Carey thinks that Mariah Carey is the greatest thing ever. And Nick Cannon, being Mariah's loving husband, agrees with her on that. So what do they jam to? They listen to Mariah's music, natch! Specifically the song above: Nick said that "Hero" was his favorite sexy time song. Can you even imagine? Seriously, can you? Because my brain is being a sweetheart and it won't let me en...

Now Lindsay Might Not Even Go to Jail

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Can I be frank here? Because this blows. This absolutely blows. We've spent the past few weeks believing that, after all this time, Lindsay Lohan might finally be held accountable for her actions. That she might get in trouble for punching someone in the head and for lying to police, and that she'd at least get into trouble for not being super good after she stole that necklace. But no, probably not. Because Lindsay's judge "is not a big jail person." Ugh. From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan may...

Wait, Does Courtney Stodden Look Lovely in These Photos?

photo of courtney stodden pictures No, the answer is absolutely 'no', because Courtney Stodden and Lucite shoes and minidresses and the word 'lovely' can never, ever really gel, but there's always that off-chance that Courtney will show up wearing pants and a pair of flats one day. It could happen, and I've got a special post already written up to commemorate the day it actually happens. The pictures above, though? Well, Courtney here is producing a music video for her single 'Reality', and she decided that the best way to audit...

Gwyneth Paltrow Talks Body Issues

photo of gwyneth paltrow redbook pictures So in the latest edition of Redbook, Gwyneth Paltrow thought it'd be a cool idea if she did a joint interview with her personal trainer, Tracy Anderson, because apparently Gwyneth Paltrow telling you how great she is just isn't good enough anymore. Nope, now she needs her personal fitness trainer to tell you, too. Here's Gwynnie doing her bit with Tracy Anderson. Gwyneth Paltrow on her body issues: "With my daughter it had been easier, but this time, no matter what I did, I felt stuck. I ...

Because Of Course This is Considered Appropriate Airline Attire

photo of Lady Gaga pictures I mean, I'd know---I just spent six hours on a plane yesterday afternoon, and there were tons of people dressed like this on my flight. Gads. Honestly, I wore a pair of jeans, a black sweater, and moccasins, and I felt way underdressed. Really, though, Lady Gaga wore this on a plane, and I don't know where she was coming from, but the plane landed in Moscow, Russia, so I'm assuming that she was on the flight for at least more than an hour or two, because Russia's f-cking huge, last I check...

Kelis’ Milkshake Brings All the (Little!) Boys to the Yard

photo of kelis and nas baby pictures There's no real story or anything here, I just saw this picture of Kelis and her adorable son, Knight, and I had to share. And also, to remind you (and myself, really) that Kelis is still pretty awesome, and even though she isn't all that relevant lately, she's still a cool lady in my book. That's all. ...

The Best Blind Item Ever: Taylor Swift’s Pregnancy

A photo of Taylor Swift Oh my god. Oh my god. This is crazy. If this blind item is true, then it is crazy. If the word didn't bother me in this context, I would call it positively juicy. It's that good. From Blind Gossip: This popular young celebrity is pretty and personable and every marketer’s dream. Most marketers would flinch, though, if one of her darkest secrets was to come to light. There was a time when she actually dated guys in whom she was genuinely interested. One of these guys was a celebrity. Like other Good Gir...

Florence Welch Is A Superhero

This is a video taken at a Florence and the Machine concert. Glorious Florence Welch was singing like an angel, as usual, then she saw a man and a woman fighting. So what did she do? She stopped in the middle of the song and told them to just stop. And then she saw that a little girl was crying, upset over the fight, I guess, so Florence hopped off the stage and went into the crowd to hug the girl. Because she is a motherf-cking superhero. Ok, hey, can we talk about something else real quick? It's not related, like at all, but listen: Windows 8 can suck a damn dick. My old computer with the Windows 7 that I so carelessly took for granted, died on Friday (which is another story about how Dell can suck a damn dick), so I had to get another one Saturday morning. And guess what? It died today. I had it for three days. Because Windows 8 is the devil. So I had to go back to the store this morning and get another computer. This one has Windows 8 too, so I'm probably going to have to get a new one by Friday. Isn't that hilarious? Basically, Florence is amazing, please rant with me, and if you don't hear from me tomorrow it's because I robbed a bank to procure funds to build a time machine to travel to an era where Windows 7 computers were widely available. Or to buy a MacBook. Whichever. /> This is a video taken at a Florence and the Machine concert. Glorious Florence Welch was singing like an angel, as usual, then she saw a man and a woman fighting. So what did she do? She stopped in the middle of the song and told them to just stop. And then she saw that a little girl was crying, upset over the fight, I guess, so Florence hopped off the stage and went into the crowd to hug the girl. Because she is a motherf-cking superhero. Ok, hey, can we talk about something else real...

Kelsey Grammer Is Such A Bad Parent

A photo of Camille Grammer and Kelsey Grammer That's not much of a shocker, I know. With Kelsey Grammer's general attitude, it's not that hard to imagine that he wouldn't be a gentle, loving father. Throw in that whole thing where he took his little baby to a Halloween party at the Playboy mansion, oh, and that thing where he wanted to Camille to have custody of their daughter while he had custody of their son, and I think it's pretty much proven. But here's more proof, straight from the mouth of Kelsey's ex-wife, Camille Grammer: On one of Kelsey's dad rules: "They...
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