Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Happy Ho-lidays from Lil’ Kim!

photo of lil kim christmas card pictures Ready, set, go: what's the funniest thing about this Lil' Kim holiday promo? There's going to be a quiz at the end, so don't say I didn't warn you. I've got a few suggestions, myself--- #1: The fact that Kim thinks we're stupid (or blind) enough to believe that this is what her face really looks like in 2012. See, because no, girl. This is what Lil' Kim looks like in 2012: But you know what? Here's some information that just might help clear things up---this was the accompanying t...

John Mayer and Katy Perry Aren’t Embarrassed to Be Seen Together Anymore

photo of katy perry and john mayer pictures In case you guys didn't know, John Mayer and Katy Perry are dating. Did you know that? Because they are. But prior to last night, the only times they were seen together in public were on illicit dates, but something special must have happened and now? Well. Now they know their love is real. See, now that they're showing up on the red carpet together---meaning they've crossed the blurry lines between creepy, only-in-it-for-the-sex couple to full-blown wannabe-A-list business---they're making it their b...

Wait for It—Kristen Stewart Shows Emotion

In the video, which was from last night's 12-12-12 Sandy benefit, Kristen throws a bunch of hurricane statistics at us and then stammers through what was sure to be a pre-scripted speech, but on the whole, she delivered it well, and you could (kind of) tell that the event and its aftermath was something that affected her---if not on a personal level, then on an emotional one. Kristen appears at the 2:25 mark---what do you guys think, genuine or put-on? /> In the video, which was from last night's 12-12-12 Sandy benefit, Kristen throws a bunch of hurricane statistics at us and then stammers through what was sure to be a pre-scripted speech, but on the whole, she delivered it well, and you could (kind of) tell that the event and its aftermath was something that affected her---if not on a personal level, then on an emotional one. Kristen appears at the 2:25 mark---what do you guys think, genuine or put-on?...

It’s OK, Kanye’s Just Wearing a Leather Kilt

photo of kanye west leather skirt pictures Did you guys watch the 12-12-12 concert last night? I didn't. I was on a cross-country flight with no internet access (I hate you for missing my flight, GoGo) and I thought I was going to die anyway. Probably right around the time that Kanye was fannying around in his girlfriend's leather skirt while performing at the aforementioned concert, actually. See, my plane hit some pretty wicked turbulence about an hour before arrival, and I had visions of tombstones dancing in my head---along wit...

Anne Hathaway’s Massive NSFW Wardrobe Malfunction Happened and She Used It to Promote ‘Les Miserables’

photo of anne hathaway uncensored wardrobe malfunction pictures I know some of you already saw the photo when Emily ran it the other day, but honestly, she kind of used it for promo purposes. Whiz BANG. Here's what Anne had to say about the upskirt in a recent interview with Matt Lauer: "They saw everything. I may as well have lifted up my skirt for them. ... It was obviously an unfortunate incident. It kind of made me sad on two accounts. One was that I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of another person in a vulnerable momen...

Love It or Leave It: Britney Spears ‘X-Factor’ Dress

photo of britney spears pictures A little behind the trend of the Herve Leger-wearing Jennifer Love Hewitt, who lived in the bodycon bandage dresses for months at a time, but we'll give Britney an A for effort and a C for catching up, sound fair? This is what Britney Spears wore for the recent 'X-Factor' finals, and if her image clean-up is any indication of what's to come, I'd say that we're out of luck in encountering the pink be-wigged, umbrella toting Britney of yesteryear. Britney Spears' getup---love it or leave...

Justin Bieber Balls—Get Your Justin Bieber Balls Here!

photo of justin bieber pictures balls pic Did you ever wonder what the price of celebrity testicles would run you? No? Well you're in luck, because if you ever happened to kidnap and castrate Justin Bieber, the going rate for a single ball is around $2,500. The story claims that an imprisoned murder convict dispatched two of his outside henchmen to abduct, murder, and de-ball Justin Bieber at his recent Madison Square Garden appearance in New York City. The plot was blown open, and two men connected to the case were arrested and c...

That Miley Cyrus is a Bad Influence

The video above, as you can see, is from TMZ, and if you watch closely, you'll see Miley Cyrus's boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, beating just a little snot out of a dude in the middle of the road. Police were called to the scene, but no arrests were made. The altercation happened in Philadelphia on Sunday night and allegedly started because a drunk man "threw a rock" at Liam and his friend. The video shows Liam and his friend attempting to hold the rock-thrower on the ground, and sources say that Liam punched the guy in the face, leaving the kid's forehead bloody. The moral of the story? People who don't have buck-toothed girlfriends shouldn't throw rocks at those who do. />Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Liam Hemsworth Unleashes Beatdown in Street Brawl - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe The video above, as you can see, is from TMZ, and if you watch closely, you'll see Miley Cyrus's boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, beating just a little snot out of a dude in the middle of the road. Police were called to the scene, but no arrests were made. The altercation happened in Philadelphia on Sunday night and allegedly started because a drunk man "threw a...

Quotables: Poor, Poor Sean Penn

photo of scarlett johansson pictures and sean penn photos There is no shame in saying that we all want to be loved by someone. As I look back over my life in romance, I don’t feel I’ve ever had that. ---Sean Penn on living his life completely devoid of the one thing that he's always wanted---love. And guys, call me crazy, but I totally see this. Hear me out. You know, I get that probably no one's ever loved Sean Penn wholly, and I get that it's probably because he's just too big-hearted himself, and too giving, and I feel so sorry for him. I'm sure his never feelings about how ...

Your Daily Cry: Miley Cyrus Lost Her Dog

A photo of Miley Cyrus This is awful, I'm just going to be real. If you get teary eyed over pets passing away, then maybe don't do this to yourself. Unless you need a good cry. This could definitely start up a good cry. Ok, we all know that Miley Cyrus loves her dogs. But one of her dogs, Lila the terrier, had been sick since October. She passed away yesterday, and here are some of the things Miley tweeted: can't think of one good reason to get out of bed today for everyone asking... I have never been so...

Quotables: Kristen Stewart’s So Bored

A photo of Kristen Stewart "I'm sort of bored now. I wanna work on something and maybe it doesn't have to be an acting job. I've been hanging out with my dogs and my family and, to be honest with you, I'm still catching up on sleep. I've worked for two years solid, literally since Eclipse. But I'm itchy now. I wanna do something." - Kristen Stewart gives Marie Claire the tip that she's going to be cheating on Robert Pattinson again soon. I mean, come on, what are we supposed to do with that? "I'm itchy now, I wanna do something." ...

I Know What You Want for Christmas!

Come on, it's ok, you can tell me! I know you want this baby doll. And if you don't, let me give you a few details, and then I'm sure you'll change your mind. This is one of those reborn dolls, you know, the ones that look super realistic and sometimes women with emotional problems are shown on television treating them like real children. It's available on Etsy for just $850, which actually isn't that outrageous considering all the work that goes into these things. You're intrigued, right?...