It's all over for Lindsay Lohan. [The Superficial]
Things women do to make themselves feel feminine. [The Frisky]
Nobody's buying Ke$ha's album because it's called 'Die Young'. [TMZ]
Scarlett Johansson hacker gets ten years in prison, Lindsay gets none. [Starpulse]
But is she getting a ring for Christmas this year? [Lainey Gossip]
Joe Simpson took $4.5 million dollars in life insurance out on Jessica Simpson. [Splash]
Jessica Simpson is the Hungry Bridesmaid. [The Superficial]
Justin Timberlake looks ......
As you guys can see, Drew did a sit-down with Allure, and in the interview, she talked about a bunch of relevant stuff, including the period in her life where she was showing everyone her tits (you know, like David Letterman) and doing drugs and basically being all like Lindsay Lohan (except with true, genuine talent that didn't dry up as soon as she got all alcohol-wet), and still, after all these years, she's still so down to earth and likable.
From Allure, Drew Barrymore on posing for P...
From Tish Cyrus's super fancy personal blog:
…As for Miley, its been a really tough week. As you all know her beloved baby girl Lila passed away. Everyone has been so precious and so supportive of her and I love you all so much for that. Miley loved Lila more than anyone can imagine. I know some people were saying its JUST a dog, but to Miley she was so much more. In Miley’s life, as you can imagine, its hard to let many people into your tight circle of family and friends. Anytime, that Miley...
This is a photo that Emma Roberts posted on her Instagram. She's since deleted it. I don't know what it means. I don't know who took the picture. All I know for sure is that Emma Roberts hangs out wearing an "I Love James Franco" shirt and what sort of looks like Pikachu underwear. And really, I think that's all I need to know....
Because we all know that it's not Christmastime until we see how the Kardashians and the Jenners decided to come together for their annual Christmas card.
There's a couple of interesting things here, I guess. Obviously, Kanye isn't there, which is extremely upsetting, and also surprising. Don't they realize how much more press they would get with this is he was on there? There's not any trouble in Kimye paradise, is there? Heaven forbid Kim lose the latest love of her life, especially when she's still married to her last one. Can you ev...
Wait, that's not Channing Tatum! Good thing, because Channing Tatum isn't the sexiest man alive anyway.
No, this is Jenna Dewan, Channing Tatum's wife, and she's having a baby---namely, Channing Tatum's baby! From People:
The actor and his wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum ”are pleased to announce that they are expecting the birth of their first child next year,” reps for the couple confirm to PEOPLE exclusively.
Crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive in November, the Magic Mike star admitted he an...
Oh my goodness, isn't this exciting?! I've just started planning my own wedding! All I have so far is my ideal venue, my bridesmaids, colors (probably) and a date (tentatively). Basically, I'm turning out to be the worst at wedding planning, which actually isn't all that surprising, seeing as how I'm the worst at regular planning.
But guys, now that I know that Lindsay Lohan, THE Lindsay Lohan, is now available to make appearances at weddings? Nothing else matters.
From Page Six:
Fac...
Ok, I'm sure that Victoria Jackson isn't the worst person ever. Not really. I'm sure that there are plenty of people in the world who are worse than Victoria Jackson. I can think of four or five right off the top of my head. But right now, right at this very moment in time, I am enraged, and right now, to me, Victoria Jackson is worse than everyone.
This is going to make you angry, I think. I almost didn't even talk about this, but it just pissed me off too much, and I have to share ...
Oh, justice. That fickle bitch. She slinks in and out as she pleases, and she avoids entitled Hollywood trainwrecks like the plague. She's the reason we can't have nice things. That bitch right here.
You remember Amanda Bynes' bad driving, don't you? Her DUI and her car accidents and her suspended license? Of course you do. At least you do for now, because those incidents are starting to fade away, and soon all we will know is that Amanda Bynes is kind of crazy, but she has a nice rack.
From Radar...
Lindsay Lohan will come to your Bar Mitzvah for sure. [The Superficial]
Diva. See? Diva. [Lainey Gossip]
SNL's moving tribute to CT victims. [Starpulse]
Holy caloric intake indeed. [theBERRY]
Leonardo DiCaprio is hooking up with a twenty-two year-old. [Socialite Life]
Hillary Clinton has a concussion. [Bitten and Bound]
Brooke Mueller is done with rehab already. [TMZ]
VD is on the rise, like I told you. [The Frisky]
Katie Holmes has the best "revenge body." Whaaat? [Cele|...
Alright, so that's at least how I'm interpreting it.
Robert Pattinson? Because whether you like it or not, it is, and whether you like it or not, every interview thereafter is going to be compared to all of her pre-cheating interviews that were positively filled with thinly-veiled references to Robert Pattinson and how blissed out their lives together are. It's just how these things work, and yes, one day this cheating thing will be old news, but not today, my friend.
On a side note, how grea...
This was my issue. We talked about this tape…And she told me there was no tape. If she might have been honest with me I might have tried to hold her down and be like ‘That was before me’ because she is a great girl. She’s actually one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. But the fact that she lied and told me that there was no tape?…And I still think she might have even had a part to play with it. ... I think she’s a great businesswoman if you ask me.
---Nick Cannon on his opi...
It's all over for Lindsay Lohan. [The Superficial]
Things women do to make themselves feel feminine. [The Frisky]
Nobody's buying Ke$ha's album because it's called 'Die Young'. [TMZ]
Scarlett Johansson hacker gets ten years in prison, Lindsay gets none. [Starpulse]
But is she getting a ring for Christmas this year? [Lainey Gossip]
Joe Simpson took $4.5 million dollars in life insurance out on Jessica Simpson. [Splash]
Jessica Simpson is the Hungry Bridesmaid. [The Superficial]
Justin Timberlake looks ......
As you guys can see, Drew did a sit-down with Allure, and in the interview, she talked about a bunch of relevant stuff, including the period in her life where she was showing everyone her tits (you know, like David Letterman) and doing drugs and basically being all like Lindsay Lohan (except with true, genuine talent that didn't dry up as soon as she got all alcohol-wet), and still, after all these years, she's still so down to earth and likable.
From Allure, Drew Barrymore on posing for P...
From Tish Cyrus's super fancy personal blog:
…As for Miley, its been a really tough week. As you all know her beloved baby girl Lila passed away. Everyone has been so precious and so supportive of her and I love you all so much for that. Miley loved Lila more than anyone can imagine. I know some people were saying its JUST a dog, but to Miley she was so much more. In Miley’s life, as you can imagine, its hard to let many people into your tight circle of family and friends. Anytime, that Miley...
This is a photo that Emma Roberts posted on her Instagram. She's since deleted it. I don't know what it means. I don't know who took the picture. All I know for sure is that Emma Roberts hangs out wearing an "I Love James Franco" shirt and what sort of looks like Pikachu underwear. And really, I think that's all I need to know....
Because we all know that it's not Christmastime until we see how the Kardashians and the Jenners decided to come together for their annual Christmas card.
There's a couple of interesting things here, I guess. Obviously, Kanye isn't there, which is extremely upsetting, and also surprising. Don't they realize how much more press they would get with this is he was on there? There's not any trouble in Kimye paradise, is there? Heaven forbid Kim lose the latest love of her life, especially when she's still married to her last one. Can you ev...
Wait, that's not Channing Tatum! Good thing, because Channing Tatum isn't the sexiest man alive anyway.
No, this is Jenna Dewan, Channing Tatum's wife, and she's having a baby---namely, Channing Tatum's baby! From People:
The actor and his wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum ”are pleased to announce that they are expecting the birth of their first child next year,” reps for the couple confirm to PEOPLE exclusively.
Crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive in November, the Magic Mike star admitted he an...
Oh my goodness, isn't this exciting?! I've just started planning my own wedding! All I have so far is my ideal venue, my bridesmaids, colors (probably) and a date (tentatively). Basically, I'm turning out to be the worst at wedding planning, which actually isn't all that surprising, seeing as how I'm the worst at regular planning.
But guys, now that I know that Lindsay Lohan, THE Lindsay Lohan, is now available to make appearances at weddings? Nothing else matters.
From Page Six:
Fac...
Ok, I'm sure that Victoria Jackson isn't the worst person ever. Not really. I'm sure that there are plenty of people in the world who are worse than Victoria Jackson. I can think of four or five right off the top of my head. But right now, right at this very moment in time, I am enraged, and right now, to me, Victoria Jackson is worse than everyone.
This is going to make you angry, I think. I almost didn't even talk about this, but it just pissed me off too much, and I have to share ...
Oh, justice. That fickle bitch. She slinks in and out as she pleases, and she avoids entitled Hollywood trainwrecks like the plague. She's the reason we can't have nice things. That bitch right here.
You remember Amanda Bynes' bad driving, don't you? Her DUI and her car accidents and her suspended license? Of course you do. At least you do for now, because those incidents are starting to fade away, and soon all we will know is that Amanda Bynes is kind of crazy, but she has a nice rack.
From Radar...
Lindsay Lohan will come to your Bar Mitzvah for sure. [The Superficial]
Diva. See? Diva. [Lainey Gossip]
SNL's moving tribute to CT victims. [Starpulse]
Holy caloric intake indeed. [theBERRY]
Leonardo DiCaprio is hooking up with a twenty-two year-old. [Socialite Life]
Hillary Clinton has a concussion. [Bitten and Bound]
Brooke Mueller is done with rehab already. [TMZ]
VD is on the rise, like I told you. [The Frisky]
Katie Holmes has the best "revenge body." Whaaat? [Cele|...
Alright, so that's at least how I'm interpreting it.
Robert Pattinson? Because whether you like it or not, it is, and whether you like it or not, every interview thereafter is going to be compared to all of her pre-cheating interviews that were positively filled with thinly-veiled references to Robert Pattinson and how blissed out their lives together are. It's just how these things work, and yes, one day this cheating thing will be old news, but not today, my friend.
On a side note, how grea...
This was my issue. We talked about this tape…And she told me there was no tape. If she might have been honest with me I might have tried to hold her down and be like ‘That was before me’ because she is a great girl. She’s actually one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. But the fact that she lied and told me that there was no tape?…And I still think she might have even had a part to play with it. ... I think she’s a great businesswoman if you ask me.
---Nick Cannon on his opi...