I mean, could it be because she, herself, can't shut up about it? And not only can she not shut up about it in interviews, because quite honestly, it's probably begun to perpetuate itself at this point, she can't shut up about it in her "art," either. You heard that right---LeAnn Rimes has written a song called 'Borrowed', and it's all about ... well, it's about "borrowing" another woman's husband. Bazinga.
In a recent appearance with Jay Leno, LeAnn talks about one of her newer songs this ye...
There are always going to be people who just don't get it, and Lindsay Lohan is definitely one of those people. To us, it's perfectly clear what's wrong, right? She's an addict with a strong sense of entitlement. It's pretty simple. But to Lindsay, she thinks that she's not even part of her problem, that mean old people just keep on trying to get her into trouble. That also means that she keeps coming up with the wrong solutions.
From Page Six:
Lindsay Lohan is finally trying to clean u...
“It’s not a terrible thing if you’re either loved or hated. But honestly, I don’t care ’cause it doesn’t keep me from doing my shit. And I apologize to everyone for making them so angry. It was not my intention.”
- Kristen Stewart shows off her apologizing skills one more time.
You know, you kind of have to applaud Kristen for this statement. The whole "I don't really give a shit, but sorry if you do" attitude. Despite all the public outrage - which, at least for me, came fr...
No, really, she is---she's single, and she went and confirmed it herself on her Twitter page. Rihanna and Chris Brown are no more, and all it constituted was a tiny, shitty blip on Rihanna's Twitter feed. Unreal, guys. And why could that be? What? Because Rihanna and Chris Brown are unstable and combustible and generally ridiculous? Oh, right. So I guess we're all pretty much not surprised by anything they do, including having babies. Got it.
After the jump (due to NSFW language) is Rihanna...
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Let's do a quick mental exercise. I want you to put your thinking caps on, and I want you to think about what Kelly Osbourne has actually done. Are you thinking? Are you coming up with anything?
Me neither. I can't think of a single thing that she's ever really contributed to the entertainment world. Her dad's famous, ok. And yeah, she recorded some music, but that was a good few years ago. She gets pictures taken of herself every now and then, and she does do Fashion Police, but ever...
Psych! It actually is kind of a big deal that Joe Simpson, well-known shademeister, took out a life insurance police on his very, very famous daughter without telling anyone. Probably just because it's creepy. It's really creepy, isn't it? Like, this is how some mystery novels begin. And spoiler alert: those mystery novels never end well.
From Radar:
Joe Simpson secretly took out a $4.5 million life insurance policy in daughter Jessica’s name with himself listed as the sole benefi...
Never bring your brain to an assplay indeed. [The Superficial]
Blake Shelton does 'Dude Looks Like a Lady'. [Bitten and Bound]
Here's the nude hacker. [Starpulse]
Kirstie Alley does the Ugly Elf dance online. [OMGBlog]
People are defending Brandi Glanville. [Socialite Life]
Someone says lingerie modeling shouldn't be a career aspiration. [Celebslam]
Is Kim Kardashian a fatty fatty boombalatty? [Yeeeah]
Deadmau5 is, like, the romanticest. [The Blemish]
Explaning the Newtown shooting to a son. [The Frisky]
Quentin Tarantino says that movies don't cause shootings. ...
Ugh, poor Britney. It's always something, isn't it? Last month the story was that she and Jason had planned to get married before the end of the year, but they couldn't stop fighting long enough to plan everything out. And now it looks like Jason is definitely leaving Britney, and all that's left to do is tell her.
He's apparently already told Britney's family so that she'll "have a support system when he breaks the bad news." He's also being enough of a sweetheart to wait until this season...
Photographer Alison Jackson is back at it with the spoof photos of the Royal Couple, and this time she envisions what Christmas would be like in Prince William and Duchess Kate's household.
Naturally, the photos are a farce, and while the lookalikes are rather good, there's still something missing. Like, oh, I don't know, realism. Do you really think that Kate would be serving f-cking potatoes while Prince William kicks back at the dinner table? No, for two reasons: the Duchess doesn't seem to rol...
Because I love 'Ghostbusters', and 'Scrooged' is my all-time favorite Christmas movie alongside 'Love Actually', we're going to talk about Bill Murray for a minute. Because while Bill Murray was never what I would consider "hot" (like, ever), there's definitely something pretty distinctive about his look these days, and I'm sure it's got something to do with his getting up in age (Bill Murray is sixty-two years old, if you can believe it---my Dad is sixty-two years old). I'd have never, for one sec...
I was about two months pregnant. I was really sick. I was very nauseous. I had really bad morning sickness. It was so bad for me. I was convinced that I was, like, maybe birthing a vampire baby like the one in Twilight… you know what happens to Bella, where she’s in cold sweats all the time… and I felt like that was happening because I had no vitamins and nutrients and I was just nauseous. Something not human was happening. The first trimester was really rough and then I got to about 12 weeks a...
I mean, could it be because she, herself, can't shut up about it? And not only can she not shut up about it in interviews, because quite honestly, it's probably begun to perpetuate itself at this point, she can't shut up about it in her "art," either. You heard that right---LeAnn Rimes has written a song called 'Borrowed', and it's all about ... well, it's about "borrowing" another woman's husband. Bazinga.
In a recent appearance with Jay Leno, LeAnn talks about one of her newer songs this ye...
There are always going to be people who just don't get it, and Lindsay Lohan is definitely one of those people. To us, it's perfectly clear what's wrong, right? She's an addict with a strong sense of entitlement. It's pretty simple. But to Lindsay, she thinks that she's not even part of her problem, that mean old people just keep on trying to get her into trouble. That also means that she keeps coming up with the wrong solutions.
From Page Six:
Lindsay Lohan is finally trying to clean u...
“It’s not a terrible thing if you’re either loved or hated. But honestly, I don’t care ’cause it doesn’t keep me from doing my shit. And I apologize to everyone for making them so angry. It was not my intention.”
- Kristen Stewart shows off her apologizing skills one more time.
You know, you kind of have to applaud Kristen for this statement. The whole "I don't really give a shit, but sorry if you do" attitude. Despite all the public outrage - which, at least for me, came fr...
No, really, she is---she's single, and she went and confirmed it herself on her Twitter page. Rihanna and Chris Brown are no more, and all it constituted was a tiny, shitty blip on Rihanna's Twitter feed. Unreal, guys. And why could that be? What? Because Rihanna and Chris Brown are unstable and combustible and generally ridiculous? Oh, right. So I guess we're all pretty much not surprised by anything they do, including having babies. Got it.
After the jump (due to NSFW language) is Rihanna...
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We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
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Let's do a quick mental exercise. I want you to put your thinking caps on, and I want you to think about what Kelly Osbourne has actually done. Are you thinking? Are you coming up with anything?
Me neither. I can't think of a single thing that she's ever really contributed to the entertainment world. Her dad's famous, ok. And yeah, she recorded some music, but that was a good few years ago. She gets pictures taken of herself every now and then, and she does do Fashion Police, but ever...
Psych! It actually is kind of a big deal that Joe Simpson, well-known shademeister, took out a life insurance police on his very, very famous daughter without telling anyone. Probably just because it's creepy. It's really creepy, isn't it? Like, this is how some mystery novels begin. And spoiler alert: those mystery novels never end well.
From Radar:
Joe Simpson secretly took out a $4.5 million life insurance policy in daughter Jessica’s name with himself listed as the sole benefi...
Never bring your brain to an assplay indeed. [The Superficial]
Blake Shelton does 'Dude Looks Like a Lady'. [Bitten and Bound]
Here's the nude hacker. [Starpulse]
Kirstie Alley does the Ugly Elf dance online. [OMGBlog]
People are defending Brandi Glanville. [Socialite Life]
Someone says lingerie modeling shouldn't be a career aspiration. [Celebslam]
Is Kim Kardashian a fatty fatty boombalatty? [Yeeeah]
Deadmau5 is, like, the romanticest. [The Blemish]
Explaning the Newtown shooting to a son. [The Frisky]
Quentin Tarantino says that movies don't cause shootings. ...
Ugh, poor Britney. It's always something, isn't it? Last month the story was that she and Jason had planned to get married before the end of the year, but they couldn't stop fighting long enough to plan everything out. And now it looks like Jason is definitely leaving Britney, and all that's left to do is tell her.
He's apparently already told Britney's family so that she'll "have a support system when he breaks the bad news." He's also being enough of a sweetheart to wait until this season...
Photographer Alison Jackson is back at it with the spoof photos of the Royal Couple, and this time she envisions what Christmas would be like in Prince William and Duchess Kate's household.
Naturally, the photos are a farce, and while the lookalikes are rather good, there's still something missing. Like, oh, I don't know, realism. Do you really think that Kate would be serving f-cking potatoes while Prince William kicks back at the dinner table? No, for two reasons: the Duchess doesn't seem to rol...
Because I love 'Ghostbusters', and 'Scrooged' is my all-time favorite Christmas movie alongside 'Love Actually', we're going to talk about Bill Murray for a minute. Because while Bill Murray was never what I would consider "hot" (like, ever), there's definitely something pretty distinctive about his look these days, and I'm sure it's got something to do with his getting up in age (Bill Murray is sixty-two years old, if you can believe it---my Dad is sixty-two years old). I'd have never, for one sec...
I was about two months pregnant. I was really sick. I was very nauseous. I had really bad morning sickness. It was so bad for me. I was convinced that I was, like, maybe birthing a vampire baby like the one in Twilight… you know what happens to Bella, where she’s in cold sweats all the time… and I felt like that was happening because I had no vitamins and nutrients and I was just nauseous. Something not human was happening. The first trimester was really rough and then I got to about 12 weeks a...