… Because we don’t believe in the power of love, of course. That’s why we’re fools, guys. We just can’t even see it. It’s as glaring as that stupid gold tooth in Chris Brown‘s busted-ass mouth, but there’s just no getting through to us. We just some dumb hos, and we should probably just let Chris Brown and his cronies shit in our corneas while he plays footsie with Rihanna. Fair?
This is Chris and Rihanna at yesterday’s Lakers game in Los Angeles, and if they don’t look all cozy and loved up, then I have no conception of what love really and truly is.
Also, here’s a photo that Rihanna posted on her Twitter yesterday, and unless you’re just one of the many simple-minded bourgeoisie that Chris and Rihanna are forced to encounter in their fabulous lives, this is their way of telling you that they totally just f-cked in that car. Totally. Me, I wouldn’t be going anywhere near and damn car with Chris Brown if I were Rihanna, but then you have it right there: I’m not Rihanna, duh:
It’s totally obvious, what with Chris Brown’s pants hanging half off his ass, the shirtlessness, the bralessness, the post-coital cigarettes … I could go on, but I want you to be able to keep today’s breakfast down (and last night’s holiday meal).
Anyway. Here’s two special songs for Rihanna and Chris. I couldn’t decide which one really summed up their love, so I chose both, being the greedy bitch I am.
What they need to know is that ultimately they are two consenting adults who can do whatever they want. But we will NEVER forget that he beat the shit out of her in a car. The photos exist. The hospital and police records exist. So if they want to have sex and beat each other up, just don’t get caught this time and make it our problem.
his teeth are disgusting
He’s sleeping with both of them to “help” their careers. I guess the multiple STDs are not a problem for any of them as they probably all visit the same pharmacists.
Chris and Ri think they are Bonnie and Clyde. They are absolutely right. Unfortunately they won’t be in the history books for as long as they think they will after they’ve self-destructed.
No one respects them so when it’s all done the only thing anyone will be is relieved that they don’t have to read about them anymore.
He has probably been with karucchie tran since these pics. Both women need to quit this abuser.
If they love each other and willing to forgive and move on, then I say F___k what the world thinks because at the end of the day it’s all about their happiness and what they want it’s not about pleasing others!! Their personal life is their business, only thing the public eye should be worrying about is their music! It was WRONG for him to put his hands on her but if she’s willing to forgive him and move past it then hey let them LIVE happily!!!
Chris brown really is one ugly fucker. Inside AND out
I don’t think so mabe you just need fi get fi know him and you will see he’s a nice person maybe I don’t realy know him put if I can say that and I don’t realy know Christ brow well hell don’t judge the book by its cover and well hell if the bitch the ask fi it give it to a and hell he be loving her dowwwn
Chris & Riri, u can bash them all u want they jst enjoyin this media frenzy . Anyway chris made a mistake by beating Riri, now whether it was wrong or right the damage has been done he cant take that back.They only reason the broke up was because of the incident they never really stop loving each other.Take a good look at ur relationship is u n ur partner perfect ? If ur single stop being bitter n get a hobby. As for CB & Riri they grown ups they probably no wat they doin , if they dont then its their problem not yours. Cheers
This is a very cool rap song for Mrs.Rihanna,and the name of it is called,Put A Flower In Your Hair,and I wrote ma rap song to the instrumental of a song called,Rosa Parks,using all of my very own,Lyrics,and the rap song named,Rosa Parks,was originally,sang by a Rap group,named,Outkast,so dear Mrs.Rihanna,here is my rap song for,ya,that I have written and made up,to the instrumental of the song named,Rosa Parks,using all of my own words/lyrics,take it Merrily Miss/Ms,see ya.
Ma song,title,for Mrs.Rihanna,is called:Put A Flower In Your Hair
My chorus for her:
Put,A Flower,in your Hair,Babe,wear,every Second,Girl,every Hour,Babe,Here’s a Rose,I’ll,buy,ya,Babe,take,it from,me girl,when you’re,over here,Put Flowers,in your Hair,Babe,Hey Senorita,Babe,what’s Happening,have you ever tried Modeling?Put flowers,in your hair,Check ma style,Babe.
Verse 1 for her:
What’s popping?what’s going on?,Babe,what’s happening?try modeling,you’re so so,sexy Babe,girl,so appealing,what’s happening?Senorita,I’m dropping,thangs,thangs,like Lyrics,Babe,dig ma Style,Girl,Hey girl,Hopscotch It,Babe,pop it,when I drop it,Babe,never stop girl,ride the Trains,with me,Babe,plus,when you’re with,me,Babe,Girl,it never,Rains,Girl,I’ll flossing,some Chains,Babe,call them,Necklaces,I’m careful,Babe.
This is another song for Rihanna,but before I continue,allow me to introduce ma self,to Mrs.Rihanna,my name is Ike Nash,and I originally,grew up,in the island of St.Vincent & The Grenadines,which is in the caribbean,but now,I live,in the city named,Ontario,in the country named,Canada,and Mrs.Rihanna,I,am a very very gorgeous looking and angelic looking kid/guy,and if you Mrs.Rihanna,ever happen,to be in the city,of Toronto,if you,ever happen,to be in the,city,named,Toronto,on the 1st of this month,which is the,month of January,2013,I think,that you,should pass by and stop in,at a Restaurant,named,The Only Cafe,which is located,in a very nice village,named,Donlands On Danforth,which is located in,the city,named,Toronto,in the country named,canada,and if you Mrs.Rihanna,ever,happen to arrive,there,I shall surely,buy you Dinner,along,with,some fruit juice,and the time,that you should arrive,there,is around,6:30 PM in the evening time,on the 1st of January 2013,and I shall surely buy,you dinner along with some fruit juice,plus for now,here is another very Romantic song,that I have,written,for ya,and,the name,of it is,called,Fashion Shows,and I wrote,my romantic rap song,to the instrumental,of a song,named,Got Beef,using all of my own words/lyrics,and the rap song,named,Got Beef,was originally,sang by a group,named,Tha Eastsiders featuring two other singers,named,Nate Dogg,along,with,Snoop Doggy Dogg,so this is my very romantic,song for,Mrs.Rihanna,that I wrote,to the,instrumental,of the song named,Got Beef,using all,of my very own,words/lyrics,have a very fantastic,day,Miss/Ms,see ya.
The name of my song,is called:Fashion Shows
My introduction,before,my chorus,for Mrs.Rihanna:
Fashion Shows,are nice,Babe,Model On,strike,a Pose,with your Nails Done,yo,Babe,at your shows,please,be happy,Babe,yo,yo,yo,Sweet Thang.
My chorus,for Mrs.Rihanna:
Model,Honey,Cutie,Hottie,Hottie,in the Spotlights,Sexy Thang,Chilling,Babe,when you’re,out,Girl,Hanging,with,your Folks,Swanging,Pretty Babe,Fashion Shows,are,nice,Girl,Blaze On,get your,nails,done,Pretty Babe,Babe,Babe,Switch your Hips,Sexy Lay-Day,wearing,Nail Polish,plus Lip Gloss.
Verse 1,for Her:
Wearing Lip Gloss,Toss,Babe,Money,Honey,that I’ll,Give To Ya,Sweet Thang,Toss,it up,in the,Air,Girl,you’re The Boss,Babe,Girl,Hire Me,I’m off of,The Chain,Sweet Babe,wear my Necklaces,Bravely,yo,Babe,I’m just saying,Girl,let’s party,Honey,next weekend,next day,next week,hey hey,Girl,Babe,How ya Doing?Do you,hang,at Clubs?Babe,Hey,Hey,Girl,I love,your style,Babe,Plus your songs,Honey,if it’s,Sunny,Follow Me,to The,Beach,Babe,so Girl,have a great day.
Hello,Mrs.Robyn Rihanna,how are ya,doing today,happy merry january to,ya,ma fair one,take it merrily,Miss/Ms,have a grand one,now,see ya
what the hell? chris brown is sooooooo ugly. i don’t have a clue what rihanna sees in him, but like most of you said, they’re adults. IT’S THEIR PROBLEM, NOT OURS! so what if they have sex? does it affect us? no, it affects their careers and their popularity.
LOL <3
Chris brown I’d sexy I love him to death I will kill myself over him
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I love that chris brown did with riri cauz they know what they are doing