Hey!
So we’re going to be in absentia* today and tomorrow in order to spend time with our families and other loved ones, and to watch movies like ‘Holiday in Handcuffs’, ‘Love Actually’, and oh! To engage in other annual indulgences like homemade egg nog, Andes, and lasagna, boy.
We’re super thankful to have you guys as both friends and readers, and we even really love those of you who tell us we’re stupid and ugly, because hey. You make us smile, too, and variety is the spice of life, yes?
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas, Joyous Kwanzaa and Happy Hanukkah. We’ll see you bright and early Wednesday morning.
Love from your friends at Evil Beet!
*Don’t know if I even used that term properly. Latin-speaking friends, do put me in my place if I haven’t. It’s your job, after all.
Merry Christmas to you too!! :)
<3
Sarah and Emily: Happy Christmas to you and yours!
Merry Christmas, Queasy!
merry christmas everybody
Merry Christmas Sarah and Emily. I love you very much xx
Merry Christmas to you, too, Mireee! <3
Diversity fail: Hanukkah ended more than a week ago.
Slightly solipsistic: forgetting that not everybody celebrates Christmas. Very solipsistic: wanting to seem like you’re cosmopolitan and educated but not giving enough of a shit or having enough of a clue to learn what you’re talking about.
Merry Christmas from an atheist , get a life you silly woman.
the holidays sure bring out the best in you! would hate to see what your poor family and/or friends have to put up with. you’re ridiculous., but everyone deserves a happy christmas anyway. you’re probably one of those freaks who gets angry at those who wish them merry christmas or happy chanukkah “because that’s not what you celebrate”.
Wow, you certainly get my vote for “Christmas Cunt…” whats the matter, Krampus didn’t give you any slap and tickle this year?
Ho, Ho, Ho….here a ho, there a ho, everywhere a ho, ho!
Look, Sarah, we got a troll for Christmas!!!
My favorite kind, too: a solipsistic troll!
merry xmas