Jessica Simpson’s Weight Watchers commercial revealed. [The Superficial]
Renee Zellweger finally has a new boyfriend—and you’ll never believe who it is. [Lainey Gossip]
This is Judd Apatow at his best. [Starpulse]
Blake Lively is food-obsessed. [Cele|bitchy]
Not related to Bobby Boucher, to be clear. [G Celeb]
Merry Christmas: How to poop in space [TMZ]
Children’s Choir sings tribute to Sandy Hook Elementary. [The Frisky]
Happy Birthday, Jake Gyllenhaal! [Socialite Life]
The Kardadshians spend Christmas with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. [OMGBlog]
More evidence that Lindsay Lohan’s full of shit (literally). [Yeeeah]
Gerard Butler wants to start a family now. [I’m Not Obsessed]
The new Bond girl goes practically nudie. [Celebslam]
Is Holly Madison’s pregnancy fashion better yet? [IDLYITW]
Christmas movies to get you all excited. [theBERRY]
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds’ wedding photos. [Hollywood PQ]
USA wins Miss Universe somehow. [Moe Jackson]
Justin Bieber gets his first banning. [Elite Daily]
Tom Cruise makes everyone cringe. Hard. [Lainey Gossip]
Ke$ha is a liar. [The Superficial
You’re absolutely right. I did not expect that Renee Zellweger’s new boyfriend would be 404 Resource Not Found. That guy is totally unreliable.