The best photo of the President that you will probably ever see. [The Superficial]
Tom Cruise is totally for real. [Lainey Gossip]
Christina Aguilera tarnishes her former Mickey Mouse Club image. [Bohomoth]
Claire Danes’ baby was born! [Starpulse]
… And Malin Akerman’s baby bump is just as cute. [Splash]
Jessica Simpson walks down the aisle. [INFDaily]
Senators slam ‘Zero Dark Thirty’. [Huff Po]
Katie Holmes takes an ex back … but which one? [CDL]
Lindsay Lohan’s busy clogging toilets. [The Superficial]
Jason Segel and Michelle Williams are 2012’s Best Love. [Lainey Gossip]
Courteney Cox totally isn’t doing anything to her face (read: Courteney Cox is totally doing things to her face). [I’m Not Obsessed]
Taylor Swift spends lots of money on her men. [Celebslam]
Johnny Depp—Amber Heard just isn’t that into you. [Cele|bitchy]
Why, Paris Hilton does have nipples! [Celebrity Rant]
Kaley Cuoco shares how she got that bod. [Hollywood Backwash]
Jessica Simpson’s new Weight Watchers commercial. [IDLYITW]
The worst fashion trends of ’12. [theBERRY]
Justin Bieber is an animal-abuser. [Hollywood PQ]
Simon Cowell is dating Carmen Electra. For real. [Celebzter]
Diana Morales in her skivvies. [G Celeb]
Maybe I”m reading too much into it, but on the Homes/Cruise thing, I think it’s telling that the “source” refers to her as “Kate.” Isn’t that a Tom-ism?